Discussions

What would it take for you to eat a human hamburger. . . yes the whole thing!


anthonycolarusso.com

Reply

User Comments

  1. acolaru
    not knowing its a human. . .ever

    anthonycolarusso.com
  2. acolaru
    The next question is, "once you decide what it takes to eat it, which of your friends would you choose to eat?"

    anthonycolarusso.com
  3. audiofish
    This is very very odd. I might pay for you to go see a specialist instead! Hmmmm, I wouldn't ear a human but I'd like Russel Brand to be eaten! Whooooo someone else entered your thread!
  4. wehireu
    No the next question is if it took $1,000,000, could we negotiate it down to $10,000. It is like the classic question would you sleep with me for $1,000,000 (yes), well would you do something for me for $100. I would not take the question.
  5. lamenews
    breast milk cheese
  6. NatetheGrate
    That's lame! LOL. Actually, I wouldn't even eat a cow hamburger.
    1. sensico
      You're lame now...ANSWER THE QUESTION
  7. Timmim
    ketchup and mustard and a slice of cheese
  8. sensico
    I'd eat one if it was going to bring a lifetime of happiness and make me live forever
  9. busylizzy
    You would have to repackage it and call it "Soylent Green."
  10. aarron
    Honestly, with the exception of family.... If I was hungry and had nothing to eat for more than a day and I knew no food was on the way a human hamberger would be more than welcome. It would not be first choice of course, but hunger wins.

    The idea that I would get a bun and mustard and all that jazz would make my mouth water after no food and I would think it would do the same to most people.

    I would not however eat human anything if other food was available. Not for money, fame, power, strength, etc...

    I don't eat animals that are smart enough to learn their names. Wouldn't do that for money, but I would cook my dog up without hesitation if I was starving too.
  11. Sway
    Im not really sure what the big deal is, as long as the person wasn't murdered. My guess is that westerners prolly taste bad because of all the crap we eat, but other then that I don't see it as a really bad thing, if the person wasn't murdered. Although, my ethical base is different then most people's. My ethics are based on logic, information, science, previous knowledge, reason and empathy, perhaps the culture I am apart of too.
  12. jflower36
    Starvation on a desert island with no other food. Let me repeat....extreme starvation...yuck
  13. busylizzy
    Anyone driven through Donnor Pass? I have...
    1. hatingtherain
      yes, i have, a couple times. creepy.
  14. qelqoth
    Tasty relish and some fries.
  15. hatingtherain
    I can't believe Cheese hasn't seen this thread yet.
    1. LynneaUrania
      Yes, just where IS Mr. Cheeseburger?
  16. busylizzy
    Gee...no one picked up on my Soylent Green comment. I thought I'd at least find one person who knew what it refers to...
    1. hatingtherain
      Heston..the Other White Meat...er Green Meat

      Heston...He's What's for Dinner

      Where's the beef?

      sorry, those are the only lame Soylent Green jokes I can think of right now, but You can be assured I will post them if i think of or find more.
    2. qelqoth
      Everyone knows that Soylent Green is China's new population control strategy.
    3. busylizzy
      Hatingtherain - it's getting late at night for me so your jokes are super funny! Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only person who remembers that movie!
  17. siralmo
    @HTR hahahah that will funny
  18. Majase
    It's not that bad, honestly.

    Smother in garlic, pepper, onions--combine in a stew for 2 1/2 hours, serve.
  19. princessmina
    Lol, having flashbacks of the movie Alive...

    I guess if I was starving and borderline dead and under 70yrs old I'd eat my friend Jason because he wouldn't care and would actually think it was a cool.
  20. RgnPc
    The first thing that came to my mind when I saw the question was... How the heck does somebody come up with this kind of stuff?? lol..

    What it would take... Starvation, if it ever comes to me having to eat human meat to survive, a burger is certainly the way to go.
  21. radioflyer1980
    Put it on the "value menu" at McDonald's. If it's more expensive than regular meat, forget it
  22. bettieblogger
    if you've seen the movie Alive, they ate thier dead strickly for survival reasons but they certainly weren't out looking for berries and such to make the meal seem more appealing lol ..

    The fact alone that you decided to turn human meat into a burger kinda freaks me out to be honest lol ..

    ps, if we know each other IRL, never invite me over for supper ok :
  23. wagerwitch
    I'm thinking a lot of us may have very well eaten human in some form without even knowing it.

    I mean - WHAT do they put in those sausage places in New York Anyway? I mean - seriously - how do they get rid of all those people that keep disappearing?

    Strange question.... Even stranger answer.

Add Your Comment

Login to leave a message.