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What's The Difference Between Girlfriend And Wife?
Posted by farhan833 • 10/14/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: blog, girlfriend, girls, husband, mens, sex, tips, Topics, wife
Wives have more headaches than girlfriends...!!
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Wife doesn't do the things yor girlfriend would.-
Hi sorcerer
Nice Answer -
that is not fair.
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Legal status and benefits/obligations. Other than that, there's no universal difference; every relationship is different.-
Yes. This.
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Different expectations associated with being a wife than with a gf. A different sense of commitment...from my own experiance anyway. -
Wife- strings attached Girlfriend - No strings attached-
I suspect that there are a lot of girlfriends who think there are strings attached. Otherwise, what distinguishes a girlfriend from a random pick-up?
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heck yes there are strings attached.
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Wives have more headaches than girlfriends...!!
Ahhhh the stereotype strikes again.-
yup
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I think you mean wives GIVE more headaches than girlfriends
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gf=cream only
wf=biscuit only-
"An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at any time without the loss of cache and other system resources"
That is what wives wish for you know.
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Girlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0
Comparative Trial
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources available for other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.
Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). During installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.
Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0.
- A "Don't remind me again" button
- A Minimize button
- An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at any time without the loss of cache and other system resources
- An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the system's hardware probe feature to be much more useful.
I myself decided to avoid the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 7.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 7.0 on top of Girlfriend 6.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 6.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug that I should have known about. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conficts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now.
To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 6.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another thing -- all versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.
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The above is an old joke -- it's not my work, I just copied and pasted.-
@it's not my work
Dont worry I didn't read it -
Well, shoot. That was one of my best copy and pastings.
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jajajajajaja that is very funny!
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Your girlfriend isn't thinking of someone else when you have sex.-
you hope....
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There is an old saying: “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free.” Legal wise there is a world of difference between a wife and a girlfriend.
If something unfortunate happens the family can come in kick you out and bar you away from everything. And there isn’t a thing you can do about it. -
In my mind, both involve commitment.
If a perfect world, nothing should change if your girlfriend becomes your wife, except deeper understanding.
The sex should get better too, not the other way around. -
A girlfriend can just kick your arse and leave. A wife can kick your arse, leave, and take everything you have with her.-
lol
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Wife stick through rough and tough time while girlfriend hit the door immediately it is code red-
Code red? hmmm
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I'll fill in when we get married. Lol -
The price. -
wife does the dishes and doesn't complain-
Hmm I need to order me a side wife to handle the dishes. Whenever I try to wash them every so often, they just seem to increase in dirt levels.
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hi jonyx
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uhh ahh
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I see no difference at all. Provided you've grown up together, learning together and surviving mistakes and all; with the art of passion on the side of course.
I'd say my GF is already my wife. -
gf is optional...can switch on to another anytime...but not the same with the wife..-
nice
alivasim -
you can switch but it costs a lot!! Aint it?
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Wife 90% of your life
Girlfriend 10% of your life -
girl friend 90% of sex
wife 10% sex-
LoL which one is rt
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keep comments
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you must have the wrong wife..
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It's good -
It doesn't really matter. It takes the same amount of cement to keep them at the bottom of a river. -
girlfriends try harder to get you to like them while wives already have you so they are more relaxed -
When your girlfriend kicks you out, you usually get to keep some of your stuff
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lol that was a good one
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thamx Sharonydouglas
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any other comments
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wives have a harder time leaving.
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wives have a harder time leaving. lOLZ LolitaV
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seriously.
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Wives in it to win it....
Gf's I got mine -
u know,same difference between man and a boy
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Nice Ans HollytheHousewife
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girlfriend = interchangeable - wife = not interchangeable
girlfriend = no ring - wife = ring
girlfriend = i visit/she visits - wife = i live with
girlfriend = crazy wild sex - wife = routine sex
girlfriend = no family - wife = family
girlfriend = seperate bank acct - wife = same bank acct
girlfriend = she dresses hottt - wife = she just puts on whatever
me = I'm staying single!!! -
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