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   8/19/08

   stephenams

   lmao.... nice one.. almost peed laughing. imagine if he would have brought durian...

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      8/19/08

      contentconnection

      hahaha... the KING will surely go to hell just thinking MAKAPAL (GFG) bringing a durian... LOL
2. 

   8/19/08

   blogmyblogger

   here's mine..
   
   There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".
   
   The next dog said,"I peed on my masters $1,000 rug".
   
   The next dog then comes in and say's,"My master is a female and she likes to clean house in the nude, so when she bent over to pick up something, I went for the ride of a life time!".
   
   "And that's why you're here?" asked the other dogs. "No, I'm getting my nails clipped."

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      8/19/08

      contentconnection

      LMAO ... that's extremely funny blogmyblogger...
3. 

   8/19/08

   contentconnection

   Dumb and Dumber...
   
   A mother and father took their six-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Pleased with the answer, the boy goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "parts" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Satisfied with this answer, the boy returned to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

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4. 

   8/19/08

   drjay1966

   A Steven Wright joke:
   She looked like the girl next door, if you lived next door to a whorehouse.

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      8/19/08

      contentconnection

      LMAO
5. 

   8/19/08

   stephenams

   My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
   
   
   
   ‘ THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR‘
   
   
   My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ……Smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year.’
   
   
   We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
   
   ”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’
   
   
   My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~ That’s more than twice a week! ……………….You could learn a lot from him.’
   
   We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
   in capital letters,
   
   ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’
   
   
   My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
   ‘That’s once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.’
   
   
   I looked at her and said,
   ‘Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.’
   
   
   
   
   My condition has been upgraded from critical
   to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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   1. 

      8/19/08

      contentconnection

      hahahaha...
   2. 

      9/15/08

      gabgab

      this one cracked me up ...
      
      thank you for sharing.
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      9/15/08

      fated82

      This real funny...
6. 

   8/19/08

   earthlingorgeous

   The whole script of Achmed the Dead Terrorist cracks me up all the time I've watched it so many times.

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7. 

   8/20/08

   contentconnection

   oh Jeff Dunham! hahaha Achmed cracks me up too... truly hilarious!

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8. 

   9/09/08

   aftercancer

   courtesy of my seven year old
   What's an alligator's favorite picture?
   A snap Shot

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      9/22/08

      contentconnection

      hahaha... good one aftercancer ;-)
9. 

   9/09/08

   dsriharsha

   fabz : I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on
   atsleek : lol
   Nefemus : what?
   
   
   source : qdb

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   1. 

      9/15/08

      contentconnection

      LOL
10. 

    9/23/08

    LGramlich

    It's on drjay1966's blog right now. Feel free to go to his blog & see it. It's in his "Apocalypse Now" post.

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       9/23/08

       contentconnection

       yes... i read it already! hahaha... that was a good post drjay1966!
    2. 

       9/23/08

       drjay1966

       Thank ya both....
11. 

    9/23/08

    gtcathey

    A recently divorced man took what savings he had and went to the Caribbean to live. While walking on the beach he trips over a lamp and proceeds to rub it. Out pops a genie that tells him that he knows all about the man and his ex wife and that he has one day to get his 3 wishes, but with a catch. Anything the man wishes for, the wife will get double.
    Without hesitation the man says, I'm ready.
    
    Okay, what is your first wish?
    "I wish for $1 million."
    
    As you wish, but remember your wife will get $2 Million.
    
    Fine by me
    
    The man then says he is ready for his second wish
    
    "I wish for 5,000 acres of prime realestate in New York City"
    
    As you wish, but remember, your wife will be getting 10,000 acres of prime real estate in NYC.
    
    "Fine by me" said the man
    
    Are you ready for your 3rd wish, said the genie
    
    "Yes I am....I want you to beat me half to death."
    
    

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       11/06/08

       contentconnection

       LOL gtcathey! Thanks for the good laughs!