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Whats under your bed
Posted by Sam1982 • 5/20/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: bed, humour, suprise, whats under your bed
Further to the crap that you keep in your drawers, whats under your bed?
For me - It's one hockey stick, 3 bottles of of the slippery stuff and a towel that specifically says "this is an after sex towel".
Which leads to a funny story about the telecom man using it to clean his phillips screwdriver when he pulled the bed out to get to the phone jack behind it - he was oblivious of course and thankfully it was washed, clean and folded but still....
Soooo.... what would the telecom man find under your bed?
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Other than the monsters and dust, I keep nothing under the bed.-
Thats good feng shui (?) then isnt it?
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Yeah, the monsters keep telling me the same thing. I wish they'd shut up.
(yep, spelled it right)
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my dog has long claimed the area under my bed. Once in a while I take a look and hes dragged in something ridiculous from outside. -
Oh my gosh - at least I don't have the hockey stick... Unless of course that's the new nick name for............
He'd find whatever the kitties dragged under there - because I have found some interesting things... Lighters, kitty toys (besides mine), paper towel remnants, tin foil scraps.... and who knows what else.
Thank goodness - you're not spying on my bedroom.-
Nope, hockey stick is simply a hockey stick - its for chasing the robbers away and I cant imagine doing so with what you're thinking of.
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Oh --- oh -- and you ought to try a box of baby wipes... They work much better!
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But not so eco friendly - I like doing my bit.
And I would feel guilty wiping up with disney princess ones ( the only ones we have in the house )
And by "tin foil scraps" are you hinting that you're not smoking cigarettes afterwards? -
Nah -- I cook a LOT of fish... LOL - use a lot of tinfoil. And the cats, well... if I forget to close the bin on the trash - they tend to drag those bits under the bed and lick them clean... then play with them - MUCH to the disturbance of my sleep patterns.
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So thats your excuse for the fishy smell under the bed?
sorry couldnt resist -
haha
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My shoes and random crap I didn't feel like picking up.
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A dirty, smelly old rug. I sleep on a mattress on the floor.-
At least you have internet access though
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I had to sell my bed to pay for the computer
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Beds are over-rated anyway
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LOL @ selling the bed.
My daughter's shoes (she insists on keeping them there.)
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My kitty Spriggan usually hides under my bed. -
duffel bags getting ready for the next move. -
a dozen foam earplugs that my cats knock off the side table and play with however they always bat them to the most remote space that I can never reach ugh! -
2 sleeping dogs -
The boogeyman
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Lol where in the heck did you find that photo - I'm hoping thats just some creepy wrestler that I've never heard of and not some internet deviant.
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I think its a wrestler but I'm not sure.
I just did a google search for boogeyman and some photos turned up.
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dildo-
I was waiting for someone to say black and decker power drill
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Do you know Junelle - that they actually have a Black and Decker Screw driver attachment for a pump that works for the FLESH LIGHT?
Google that... LMAO!
I saw one at someone's house not to long ago - and stupid me asked --- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
A very embarrassed friend of mine handed me the pamphlet...
I about died - had to go home shortly afterwards...
Never looked at a black and decker screwdriver the same way since.
No honey - that ain't grease on it.
LMAO!
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Books in boxes -
Dust bunnies...a whole colony of them.
My bed is so low to the floor, I can't get a broom or vacuum nozzle under it, and it's a king, so it has two box springs, making it difficult to move the bed without screwing up the alignment of springs and mattress. So the dust bunnies are left alone to quietly multiply... -
I got my ex-lover's bone ashes underneath my bed
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Hahahahahahahaha...
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Books and magazines mostly. They sort of migrate there on their own after being read and left - abandoned - on the bedside tables. -
Dracula and whatever our smaller dog has dragged under there because he knew he wasn't supposed to be chewing on it, usually small plastic toys that my children never miss anyway. -
I live in a studio so space is a valuable commodity. I keep my Dirt Devil, books, DVD's, Christmas ornaments. -
23 wood shaft golf clubs, two pairs of wrestling shoes, five sets of headgear, 4 large cases of vintage baseball, football, and basketball cards. And a herd of dustbunnies-
Did you really count them all?
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not when I posted that but I did count the golf clubs and cards recently while checking inventory lists.
The shoes and headgear I complained to my kids about so I knew how many there were. Funny thing, neither of them wrestle anymore so why are they even in the house?
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I so far did not care much about what is under my bed.
But I'll have a look.
Can't say the same about what is on my bed though. -
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Shoes, some linens that don't fit in the linen closet, weapons, and whatever random things my husband or child stuffs or kicks under there
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Ninja weapons?
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Some of them.
We like to diversify
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Oddly, nearly everything under my bed belongs to my daughter. She has built in drawers that take up all of her under-bed space, so apparently she's just decided to use mine.-
Punky's things also migrate into my storage space as well.
You'd almost think that the toys had gotten up and moved themselves. I like to imagine them moving out to save themselves from the disaster that is Punky's room
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Two odd socks and a trainer.-
As in personal trainer?
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Of course! Who else's would it be?
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possibly lost in translation that one
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I know it was
I was carrying it on for shit and giggles.
Trainer = running shoe -
Oh ok haha
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But the trainer isn't necessarily mine.....
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Legbamel? Is that you? What has Claire done to you!?! -
Hmmmm so wheres the trainers partner then?
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I'd never sleep under the bed. I have a nice, safe bin by the back door.
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I don't know, any more. I'm afraid to look under the bed and take a look.
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That's where Dickie Dark lives. -
Winter clothes. Bet y'all thought..I had sumthn good hidden-
ah man! I was hoping for something dirty!
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last i checked, there was dried out cat turds from god knows when...
those stinkin' cats are out for revenge when i forget to feed them
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I bet u were monkey, those clothes are dirty after spendin' 3 mos in a garbage bag under bed
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eww!
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nothing like the smell of your own musk when you open up a bag of old clothes......
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Yea u avail 2 do laundry in spring and fall
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Nothing much, apart that is from the pan dimensional wormhole. You get used to the endless screams of torment but the slithering and bloody saw toothed tentacles are a right pest. -
A whole lot of slippers -
I use a diwan bed so there is no under-
whats a diwan bed?
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Nothing. I hate when things are under my bed. It's just dirty and cluttersome. I fear finding a year old applecore under my bed and then having a spider come out of it and bite me to which I later find out is a brown recluse and I'm six feet under. I hate spiders and old apple cores! -
Alligators. It's always alligators. -
Skeletons. I ran out of room in my closet.-
that's why it's good to have a big backyard.
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Unfortunately, it's full too.
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I see dead people.... -
I just checked.
Plenty of children toys. Why do children toys always end up hidden under the bed or the sofa?
And one of the dogs.
There was a thunderstorm this evening in Bangkok and one of the dogs got scared, went under the bed. -
Under my bed:
1 nylon acoustic guitar
1 dean electric guitar
1 yamaha piano keyboards
1 fender jazz bass guitar
amplifer cords... -
$10 million. Don't come near my bed.
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