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My favorite is, "it's a great day to be on this side of the grass!" author unknown

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  1. iriegal
    My favorite quote has got to be,


    DRUM ROLL PLEASE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(BEAT OF DRUM)


    I did not have sexual relations with that woman ( - on Monica Lewinsky) by Bill Clinton
  2. bloggernoob
    karate yes, karate no. karate maybe so. quish squash like grape. mr miyagi
    1. PotatoChef
      Wax on...Wax off..
  3. voodooKobra
    Not every English sentence beginning with the word “why” is a legitimate question. Why are unicorns hollow? Some questions simply do not deserve an answer. What is the colour of abstraction? What is the smell of hope? The fact that a question can be phrased in a grammatically correct English sentence doesn’t make it meaningful, or entitle it to our serious attention.

    - Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion.

    Also:
  4. DrowseyMonkey
    "Bloom where you're planted" Don't know who said it, but it's a great way to live your life. Not that I always follow it...but I do try.
  5. momscrazylife
    "Never, never quit" -Winston Churchill
  6. Daudleikr
    I have two, cos I can't choose!

    In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
    -Nietzsche

    The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
    -Socrates
  7. OzScot
    'History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.' - Karl Marx

    Ben
  8. xtrangebrew
    “Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans” - Sir John Winston Lennon

    xtrangebrew.blogspot.com
  9. Puffmatty
    "How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat?" Pink Floyd
  10. Hoeno
    lol, that's a funny one for me to answer, since our blog's theme is humorous quotes. Here's two that we posted which made me laugh:

    ''I was at a funeral recently and they handed out Kleenex at the beginning of the funeral, which I thought was cocky.''

    ~Stand-up comic, Mike Birbiglia

    And the truly, strangely spoken boxing commentator, Larry Merchant after Oscar De La Hoya knocked out Fernando Vargas:

    ''Fernando Vargas may have had a six-pack in his stomach. He did not have a six-pack in his chin.''

    Because there's no counting that someone's going to cry when you're gone and there is no exercise to bulk up your chin for a fight.

    ~JD
  11. Manictastic
    The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

    It's in Madonna's new song :D, but it's actually an old saying dating back from the 16th century. I did some research coz otherwise I'd be afraid to admit i liked something from Madonna
    1. ekim941
      I had a customer once tell me that she "Had good intentions".

      My reply was, "They use those for pavement".

      It was one of those awkward moments when I wonder if they are going to get the joke.
    2. Manictastic
      She didn't right?
    3. G8rbryan
      Good one, ekim.
    4. ekim941
      It took her a minute but she did get it.
    5. timethief
      @dear ekim
      lol
  12. Moonwriter
    Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
  13. G8rbryan
    "it's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

    "smooth seas never made a good sailor" - my grandmother

    "a fool and his money are soon departed" - the Bible

    "if you didn't want a garden, you shouldn't have planted the seed"

    "be truthful from your heart to your mouth when you speak" - the Kotton Mouth Kings (rock band)

    "you're burning daylight" - John Wayne
    1. ekim941
      How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
    2. G8rbryan
      I am guessing a bigger fool gave him/her the money to begin with. Lol.
    3. ekim941
      "Him/her", Ha, I think it's clear who gave who what and why
    4. G8rbryan
      You're right but I wasn't gonna say it. lol.
  14. saraho
    "As I went walking, I saw a sign there,
    And on the sign there, It said "Private Property"
    But on the other side, it didn't say nothing!
    That side was made for you and me."

    Woody Guthrie
    1. G8rbryan
      I like that.
  15. nplbjirel
    "Secret of life is not to do what you like but to like what you do."
    1. thereyoucome
      That's the advice the employers would the employees to accept
  16. saraho
    "If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich."

    John F. Kennedy
  17. fineartathome
    "Certainly in the next 50 years we shall see a woman president, perhaps sooner than you think. A woman can and should be able to do any political job that a man can do." Richard M. Nixon
  18. saraho
    "You can pity me, but don't pity Pat." Richard M. Nixon
    (Pat was his wife)
  19. saraho
    "Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."

    Dwight Eisenhower
  20. G8rbryan
    "A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits." - Richard M. Dixon
  21. saraho
    "I know you believe you understand what it is you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what I said is not what I meant."

    Richard M. Nixon

    (I love Nixon quotes)
    1. G8rbryan
      Me too, he has some great ones.
  22. G8rbryan
    "If an individual wants to be a leader and isn't controversial, that means he never stood for anything." Richard M. Dixon
  23. saraho
    "If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds follow."

    Lyndon B. Johnson
    1. G8rbryan
      LOL! Too funny but so true!
    2. amtelemarket
      LOL that quote has been true since the beginning of the ages
  24. ekim941
    "Where there's smoke, there's usually mirrors" ~Ekim
    1. aningeniousname
      "What do you mean it's too small!" - Ekim
    2. ekim941
      Thanks for providing an example
  25. G8rbryan
    "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man."
  26. aningeniousname
    The press hate me so much that if I walked across the Potomac, tomorrow mornings headlines would be 'Johnson can't swim'"
    Lyndon Johnson.
  27. saraho
    "Don't spit in the soup. We've all got to eat."

    Lyndon Johnson
    1. G8rbryan
      I will remember that the next time I have french onion soup. lol.
  28. G8rbryan
    "You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail." - Hank Aaron
  29. G8rbryan
    "Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer." - Ronald Reagan
  30. saraho
    "I hope you're all Republicans"

    Ronald Reagan to his doctors as he was being wheeled into the operating room to remove a bullet.
    1. G8rbryan
      I remember that one. America laughed when that one was told.
  31. voodooKobra
    www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=070614

    "How can there be anything good in a world that contains you?"
    "That's the kind of philosophical quandary that can only be solved by a strip tease."
  32. richrf
    If you don't change direction, you'll end up where you are going.

    Chinese Proverb

    "If the world ever comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinatti. Because, in Cincinnatti, everything happens ten years later."

    Supposingly Mark Twain, though I have never been able to confirm it.
  33. spomib
    "If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."

    Wayne Dyer
  34. dixiefilms
    "Get busy living...or get busy dying"...from The Shawshank Redemption

    From THE X RATED GRANDMA
  35. cooper
    " I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are all what we choose." Margaret Cho,
  36. gosmelltheflowers
    Be the change you want to see in the world.

    ghandi.
  37. lulubelleb
    "Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dak to read."
    Groucho Marx
  38. Lucyvp
    “Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.”
  39. stilesjp
    "everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation." Chuck Palahniuk - Survivor
  40. luxuryrides
    "Oiliness is next to ugliness"

    hehehe
  41. dcg123
    I read something interesting today. It dealt with the search for wisdom. It's located in the 28th Chapter of the Book of Job verses 22 and 23.
    www.mechon-mamre.org/e/et/et2728.htm

    While hunting for Wisdom, death and destruction added to the conversation by stating they had heard a rumor which revealed that God knew the way to Wisdom and it's dwelling place.
  42. thereyoucome
    make money not war ---author unknown
  43. chrisc324
    "Life is like a bed that was meant to be jumped on"
  44. markstoneman
    No favorite, though I started saving quotes recently on commonplacing.tumblr.com Right now I'm reading a forever long Thomas Pynchon novel, which is taking me forever too. One recent history quote amused me:

    “Lives as they are lived, deaths as they are died, all that is made of flesh, blood, semen, bone, fire, pain, shit, madness, intoxication, visions, everything that has been passing down here forever, is real history."

    I also liked how he referred to history as "Time's pathology" on the same page.

    (Against the Day, p. 828)
  45. GFG
    My Fav is "The end of Fishing is not angling but catching"

    also

    "Why u so like that" - can anyone decipher the meaning of this?
  46. jsinkeywest

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  47. morgantj
    "They must find it difficult...Those who have taken authority as the truth, rather than truth as the authority."

    -G. Massey
  48. ravenscawl
    My current

    The underlying difference between a MONARCHY and A DEMOCRACY
    is a BLOODLINE will eventually DIE out, but a PARTY can always be
    RESURRECTED ……..K.E.M

    My all time

    Human, Common misnomer applied to the species today as opposed to one of the possible evolutionary tracks of the future ...... K.E.M.
  49. nardeeisms
    "Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none" -Benjamin Franklin

    -Nards
  50. amtelemarket
    My Favorite:

    "Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death.... Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man."

    Bertrand Russell


    Next are good ones also:

    "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

    Mark Twain


    "Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born."

    Ronald Reagan


    "A society that puts equality... ahead of freedom will end up with neither."

    Milton Friedman


    "He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money."

    Benjamin Franklin
  51. ender
    Hello? Kobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house. They want my dog. Oh good. My dog found the chainsaw!
  52. booboostrider
    From Sex and the City: 'On soulmantes: I like the word SOUL. I like the word MATE. Other than that you got me'

    www.BoinkedPika.co.nr
    www.booboostrider.co.nr
  53. elladapitan
    "In our extreme youth, in our most humiliating sorrow, we think we are alone. When we are older we find that others have suffered too."

    eclectidelic.blogspot.com
  54. blabrmouth
    "We should all hang together or for sure we shall all hang seperatley"

    Ben Franklin
    1. RTBjr73
      Funny, I picture Saddam Hussien when I read that.
  55. morgantj
    "Everything is determined, the beginning as well as the end, by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect as well as the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper." - Albert Einstein
  56. TimMc
    "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." -from the movie The Usual Suspects
  57. LGramlich
    "Why is everyone so f*cking stupid?" ~Kim Jong Il in "Team America; World Police"
    "There is a theory that states: 'If anyone finds out what the universe is for it will disappear and be replaced by something more bizarrely inexplicable.' There is another theory that states: 'This has already happened....'" ~Douglas Adams in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
    "The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn is you’re the same fool. Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness." ~Ray Bradbury
    "Victory goes to the most perservering." ~Napolean

    Many more here, at my semi-defunct website; www.angelfire.com/ak/ravenmyst/quotes.html
  58. lordiwanttobewhole
    "And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
    Anais Nin

    my absolute favorite quote!
  59. RTBjr73
    "You can always get further with a kind word a gun, than just a kind word alone." - Al Capone
  60. kaguvkov
    "Winners don't do different things, they take things differently!"
  61. CharmaineZoe
    From the ridiculous to the sublime!

    1) Kenneth Williams in Carry on Cleo "Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!"

    2)Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha), 563-483 B.C.

    "Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumoured by many. Do not believe in anything because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find anything that agrees with reason and is conductive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
    1. morgantj
      Nice one from Siddhartha!
  62. Chas2002
    My all time fav:

    No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man. - Heraclitus
  63. dcg123
    "I'm so fast that, I can turn off my bedroom light, then jump into bed and get under the blankets before the room get's dark."

    Muhammad Ali
  64. RTBjr73
    "Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory last forever" - Shane "Footsteps" Falco
  65. ChicaX
    "We each have within ourselves the ability to shape our own destinies. That much we understand. But, more important, each of us has an equal ability to shape the destiny of the universe. Ah, that you find more difficult to believe. But I tell you it is so. You do not have to be the leader of the Council. You do not have to be king or monarch or the head of a clan to have a significant impact on the world around you. In the vastness of the ocean, is any drop of water greater than another? No, you answer, and neither has a single drop the ability to cause a tidal wave. But, I argue, if a single drop falls into the ocean, it creates ripples. And these ripples spread. And perhaps - who knows - these ripples may grow and swell and eventually break foaming upon the shore. Like a drop in the vast ocean, each of us causes ripples as we move through our lives. The effects of whatever we do - insignificant as it may seem - spread out beyond us. We may never know what far-reaching impact even the simplest action might have on our fellow mortals. Thus we need to be conscious, all of the time, of our place in the ocean, of our place in the world, of our place among our fellow creatures. For if enough of us join forces, we can swell the tide of events - for good or for evil."
  66. BennyGreenberg
    "Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit."
    Hill
  67. saraho
    "Those who make peaceful revolutions impossible make violent revolutions inevitable." JFK 1962
  68. kevinatserieatalk
    "I really don't know why it is that all of us are
    so committed to the sea, except I think it's because
    in addition to the fact that the sea changes, and
    the light changes, and ships change, it's because
    we all came from the sea. And it is an interesting
    biological fact that all of us have in our veins
    the exact same percentage of salt in our blood
    that exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have
    salt in our blood, our sweat, and in our tears.
    We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back
    to the sea, whether it is to sail or to watch it,
    we are going back from whence we came."
    --Pres. John F. Kennedy, Australian Ambassador's Dinner for
    the America's Cup Crews, September 14, 1962, Newport, R.I.
  69. reasonablerobinson
    Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart - Carl Sagan
  70. dcg123
    "The value of goods and services quickly diminish after the service has been rendered."

    Tom Hopkins
  71. rearvumirr
    Good thing your wants can't hurt you ~mom

    Count your pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves ~ mom
  72. jackpayne
    It's bad luck to be superstitious.
  73. morgantj
    “Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions.” - Oscar Wilde
  74. balidreamhome
    here is my own quote;

    - I'd rather be the head of a cat than a the tail of a tiger.
    - I'd rather be a King in Hell then a Slave in Heaven.

    Yes, I am..

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