Discussions

When do you know that you have reached the end of the road?????

Posted by alstallio • 3/26/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: funnies, funny stuff, Human, joke, people

I was thinking today about some funny scenarios of people who have finally reached the end of the road! and how you can tell they are finally there!

Here is how I can tell when someone has lost their marbles:-

when they have a can of beer in one hand and just enough energy with the other hand to push the button on the gambling machine!!!

when you play the lottery and actually plan things to buy before you have even won!!! the funny thing is, we actually get a good feeling just thinking/speaking about winning.

Can u think of more funny stuff

PS all my blogs are to be taken lightly

User Comments

3/26/09

tinatina

When my neighbor (60-something lady) started to walk outside completely naked, I knew she had lost her mind. But I didn't want to say anything;) That would have been rude.

[reply]
1. 3/27/09
  
  alstallio
  
  U should have....lol
3/26/09

7434be

When you do not take shower for three weeks and dig in your booty and smell your hand

[reply]
1. 3/27/09
  
  alstallio
  
  thats terrible!!!!
  
  I hope u didn't do that!!!!
2. 3/27/09
  
  ariwat
  
  *shakes head* OMG.... wow. Well, then!
  
  I've lost my marbles on constant occasions. Everybody I work with thinks I'm crazy and not in the good way. Like, "I think there's something wrong with her," I say cryptic things. Sometimes I'll ask a question and before someone can answer, I'll answer them as if they'd already answered. "What?" They'll ask. And I'll say, "Exactly!" I'll say random things. Ask insane questions that no one asks.
  
  But I do that so people will THINK outside of the box instead of staying in the constant confines of what's acceptable to society. There's only one person crazier than me: My younger sister.
  I haven't seen anyone too crazy, though. Mostly people who act like me are the crazy ones.
  
  Sorry, not too funny. Um... one time my hampster fell off the deck... was that funny? No, guess that didn't work, sorry...
3/27/09

MrCheeseburger

When I start dying.

[reply]
3/27/09

Floormodel

when I stop laughing at life.

[reply]
1. 3/27/09
  
  MrCheeseburger
  
  Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Aw, dangit. I stopped laughing at life. I'll laugh at death. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
2. 3/27/09
  
  Floormodel
  
  or...you can always start laughing at everyone else's lives .. that would work too.
3/27/09

alstallio

huh?

[reply]
3/27/09

alstallio

U guys are crazy, in a funny way....I guess...except that Mr cheeseburger guy...he just makes me hungry!!!

[reply]
3/27/09

LynneaUrania

When your psychology professor talks to you in a low soothing voice.

[reply]
1. 3/27/09
  
  alstallio
  
  I believe you.
3/27/09

wagerwitch

Don't eat him - indigestion is sure to follow.

WW

[reply]
1. 3/27/09
  
  alstallio
  
  lol....
4/01/09

SugarLips

Hellooo alstallio!
When your sex life is non existent and you start to give up?!

[reply]
1. 4/02/09
  
  alstallio
  
  ever since i got with my gf, my sex life went awol......this can only mean one thing......oh boy
4/02/09

SugarLips

Lol alstallio. i wondered what took you so long to reply. hehe!
no no no to oh boy...no need to turn gay. chuckle chuckle.

i think you know you have reached the end of the road when you are about to die though... so make the most of every breath you take.
ok now you think i am nuts!

[reply]