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Here in Blighty, we have a TV show called "I'm a celebrity get me out of here".

Basically they take a group of b-list stars looking for a comeback (was that too harsh??) and they live in the jungle for two weeks.

They earn their food by doing tasks - eating grubs, swimming with aligators etc and every day, one celeb gets voted off by the public, whilst the public also vote who they want to see do the next yucky challenge.

It's quite watchable (sad I know) if only for the 2 commentators (Ant & Dec) as they try to keep a straight face through it all.

So who would you send to the jungle?

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  1. gosmelltheflowers
    Kate Moss and Pete Doherty.
    1. wandadog13
      Think Kate's already been in there??
  2. crkian
    Tony Blair
    1. wandadog13
      Not without Gordon
    1. wandadog13
      I think the telecom paying & voting public would call that a Boo Boo!
  3. crkian
    Pooh Bear
    1. wandadog13
      Have you seen the toilets these celeb's are having to put up with?? (yuk)
    2. acousticguitarist
      pooh deserves better..
    1. wandadog13
      Some good camp fire songs (or slanging matches?) Jimmy Osmond and Jason Donavan led a merry tune.
    1. wandadog13
      Is she still alive??
    2. ThriftShopRomantic
      I do believe so. Every now and then she slaps a traffic cop and we hear about it.
    3. wandadog13
      'Bout time they were given the power to slap back I'd say.
    4. acousticguitarist
      can she take Arnold Ziffle as well?
  4. coeli
    Ant & Dec are still alive???

    Anyway, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.
    1. wandadog13
      Afraid so! That's good - perhaps the punishing trials could be eating a whole cream cake! Give me the aligators!
    2. coeli
      They might give the alligators some booze so they can make it into a set of handbags
  5. averagejoetoceo
    Michael Jackson, if he were still a celebrity.
    1. coeli
      He'll end up scaring everyone and everything away..
    2. wandadog13
      At least he could jungle 'beat it' and he'd be used to handling chimps.
  6. kab625
    Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal
    1. wandadog13
      Sorry - no ninja's, or kick boxers allowed (or other wooden acting) - too much wood in the jungle already.
    2. coeli
      Wooden acting? Aren't you referring to Keanu Reeves?
    3. wandadog13
      Hey - I said I'd allow him

      OK he is pretty funny too.... But they'd win all the tasks then no-one would starve, then no bitching .... so no point in watching
  7. kab625
    party pooper!
    1. wandadog13
      Ok - I'll allow jackie chan - if only 'cos my kids love the cartoon version on kids tv.

      ( I actually admire his stunt capabilities too)
  8. wandadog13
    Gotta feel sorry for them jungle critters - with Mr Christopher Biggins joining the camp - camp! very funny.
  9. phoenixroy
    Lucy Pinder,
    1. wandadog13
      You've obviously watched the shower arrangements (waterfall)!! Naughty you.
  10. exinco
    drew barrymore,britney spears hopefully in far far away island
    1. wandadog13
      I thought Drew was quite good in 50 first dates - no lets spare her. Britney - poor love - perhaps a spell in the jungle will sort her out.
    2. exinco
      for me they still HOT!!
  11. BudgetBride
    OJ Simpson - with lots of hungry animals with big teeth
    1. wandadog13
      Wasn't he in the Harlem Globetrotters or am i getting mixed up there? The only one I can remember from the cartoon series was Curly (and he was bald!).
    2. ThriftShopRomantic
      He was a football player.

      I was rather wondering when someone would send OJ to Johnathan's metaphorical jungle on this thread. :-)
    3. wandadog13
      Ha ha - nothng metaphoric here - it is a real jungle with real 'celebs' who are all starving at the moment because they only won a few 'food stars' in the last trial..... they're all bitching and moaning like prima-donners.

      Sad how such misery can be so watchable and entertaining.

      www.itv.com/Entertainment/reality/iacgmooh/default.html
  12. BudgetBride
    OJ was a football player and was accused of killing his wife and one of her friends. He was aquitted. Now, he's back in court for breaking into a hotel room with his pals holding guns. Apparently he was peeved at this guy, saying that this guy had OJ collectable stuff. OJ says that the stuff is his so he went to take it back. Another circus in court.
  13. mtchick
    I'll go with the three bad girls too...Paris, Lindsay, Britney. It would do them good to get some dirt under their fingernails.
  14. robinj
    They would just eat each other like they do in real life
  15. mudkipz
    Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag.

    They're way too annoying.

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