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    1. Agit8r
      that would be gnomunism, no?
    2. gtally
      Radical Gnomamentalism.
    3. ismsandologies
      "Today the Senate and the House emptied as the members of each stumbled home, clutching their bruised shins. The work of a group of Radical Gnomamentalists, a spokesperson for Gnomunism condemned the coup this morning."
  1. Agit8r
    I was figuring Monsanto, myself...
    1. HollytheHousewife
      I was wonderin' what the hell monsatoism was
    2. Agit8r
      Monsanto is the evil corporation that made Agent Orange.

      They also genetically engineer crops so that they are not killed by Roundup brand defoliant, while all other plant life in that vicinity is killed. Among other things, they tried to affilliate with micro-credit lender Mohammed Yunus to be the sole provider of seeds (likely the genetically modified "Terminator Seeds" which bear seeds that cannot reproduce) for his usury/share-farming scheme.
    3. Agit8r
      Monsanto is at it again...

      '"People will be eating corn with eight novel traits without any assessment of the potential health risks. Questions about risks are being ignored," Sharratt told Inter Press Service.'

      www.atimes.com/atimes/Global_Economy/KG31Dj04.html
  2. Epicharis
    Can I vote 'Tabloidism'?
    1. Agit8r
      I should have included "E) Other/add your own"
  3. gtally
    Blogging will enslave us all.
    1. Agit8r
      Sometimes I think it already has!
    2. gtally
      Noooo! It's too late! BC is a cookbook! Soylent BC is made of people! Dammit all, you blogged it all to hell!

      etc.
  4. acousticguitarist
    Up until recently the Catholic church, now the concept of environmentalism and pandemics
  5. celticmusicfan
    celticism? no?
  6. Anok
    You're a gnaughty gnome!

    I say....a religious based government with an unregulated economy. That ought to bring us right back to the dark ages of feudalism, indentured servitude, slavery and plague.
    1. Agit8r
      we could file that under Monsanto

      but you're right, I should have included Pinochetism. There are several states with such governors
  7. wehireu
    Eventually we'll have a new religion that will sound more rational but be even less so which fuses science, environmentalism, and messianic thougt. We're ripe for some new thing to come along...
    1. Agit8r
      have you been listening to AM Radio?
  8. trailofpen
    Capitalism. In fact, it already has.
  9. LolitaV
    global warmingism will do us in.
    1. Agit8r
      your avatar kinda looks like someone already made a "slave" out of it... just sayin'
    2. LolitaV
      i will be that someone. I am lolita the enslaver, watch me whip
  10. wagerwitch
    Monsanto is controlled by capitalism which is controlled by (in truth) communism which is truly run by one group of people in a monopolistic control.

    So MONOPOLY is what will enslave humans.

    Starting to look more and more like Red Planet was closer to the truth - or (squeek) Blade Runner.

    Intersante? No?
    1. Agit8r
      this is true. people forget that "corporate" and "collective" mean the same thing. That's why Marx said:

      "Capitalist joint-stock companies as much as cooperative factories should be viewed as transition forms from the capitalist mode of production to the associated one, simply that in the one case the opposition is abolished in a negative way, and in the other in a positive way."

      More frightening yet, Corpintern is based in Delaware!
    2. Agit8r
      Thread killer. Thread, Thread KILLAH!
    3. dbowles1017
      Cheaaaa boooiiiii!
    4. Agit8r
      as in Che Guevarra?
    5. HollytheHousewife
      monopoly um no I don't think so....more like LIFE,u know the game

      haha that's a good one huh....

      HTHW- ur so smart

      I KNOW
  11. jeremyjanson
    Fearism. The growing tendency of people to fear everything and love nothing. Once the entire deeper, bolder, holier, romantic side of life is dead, there will be nothing be a prison of comforts and punishments. Whatever philosophy controls it is really quite meaningless.
  12. celticmusicfan
    I'd say too much BCism will enslave us
  13. stellak
    Twitterism
  14. celticmusicfan
    Borism. I am so freakin' bored.
  15. celticmusicfan
    oh ok rheumatism couldn't be far!
  16. HollytheHousewife
    last comment soon to be removed by the community

    HURRY UP EVERYBODY READ FAST!!!!!
  17. celticmusicfan
    ok ok ok *pulls borism and goes there *
  18. HollytheHousewife
    I was just kiddin celtic,I'm taking the night off
    1. celticmusicfan
      *sinks back into his borism and rheumatism*
  19. HollytheHousewife
    aweeee,don't be bored. u wanna dance?
  20. greencurmudgeon
    None of the above. We are all held in chains by human stupidity.
  21. HollytheHousewife
    um,speak for yourself munchkin dude
  22. celticmusicfan
    dance dance dance.
  23. HollytheHousewife
    oops,I replied on the wrong thread a minute ago

    anyways I said I loved that song it reminded me of doran,doran...When ya come undone...I love music that u can feel
    1. celticmusicfan
      hey I know that song by Duran Duran
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEAWAxqXI5w
      I love the whole style of the video.

      *sings together with Holly*
  24. HollytheHousewife
    oops spelled it wrong didn't I,well that's what I'm known for

    singin' with celtic
  25. HollytheHousewife
    thanks for that celtic,never seen the video before

    well I'm tapped out...I'm gonna go sleep a couple of hrs.before my girls get up...It's pancake morning so I need at least 2 hrs.sleep thanks for the dance tho
    1. celticmusicfan
      ok sweet dreams.
  26. kushagra666
    Communism.....
  27. nothingprofound
    Humanity enslaves humanity and uses whatever "ism" it can invent as a pretext.
    1. Agit8r
      that's pretty much true, but i'm afraid it doesn't always need an 'ism'
  28. dcarroll
    NP, you stole my answer. "isms" of any kind tend to enslave.
  29. michaelmcguerty
    Monsanto definitely. They've already teamed up with Archer Daniels Midlands to produce genetically engineered pod people made from soybean. At night, you can tell these people apart from the rest of us by their luminescent greenish hue.
    1. Agit8r
      Soyent people.... mmmm
  30. tcinvestor
    :-) DD Nice list, Agit8r
    1. Agit8r
      grassyass
    2. tcinvestor
      You like that :-)...think the grass I am chillin on there is loaded with pesticide?
    3. Agit8r
      or herbacide (see Monsanto rant near top of thread)
    4. tcinvestor
      Well then. You would like my new book - Live Smart. There is a link to it on my blog. Here is a site you will find interesting and useful about how Monsanto is essentially engaging in a modern day form of thug extortion. www.organicconsumers.org/monlink.cfm
  31. flamingpoodle
    E) Social constructionism.
  32. m2urray
    There are none that want to enslave humanity as such but the Islamic Extremists are the ones who are intent on inflicting their will on all who do not presently submit to their version of Islam. Through violence and severe brainwashing they seek the ultimate goal of world domination. They are the next "Hitler" except they are a very elusive enemy and despite the efforts of current Western powers, in particular the USA, they are the kind of force that cannot be defeated. Beware all who are not of Islam!
    1. harveyavatar
      Illuminatism is doing its best to get Islam and Xtianity to engage in a bloodbath. I wouldn't necessaily believe all their (media) hype and would be prudent with regards to Hegelian dialectics.
  33. polybore
    None of the above. Ants.
  34. kat822
    Polybore !!!!!!!!!!!!! where you been buddy, how is that cute Pollybore JR doing !

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