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since the scientology.org flashing ad on BC just asked me this question, I need to know asap, who are you my fellow BCers? Who are you?

I am a 24 years old woman who believes that her purpose and 1 right in life is to be happy.

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  1. Agit8r
    "I need to know asap, who are you my fellow BCers? Who are you?"

    okay, okay... put the whip down!

    I'm a college custodian/pro-bono political blogger
    1. LolitaV
      lolzz, so do you go to frat parties? or curse the sobs under your breath?
    2. Agit8r
      It is a Jesuit university that has no frats/sororities. Doesn't keep people from partying it up
    3. LolitaV
      you know jesus partied when he went to college. so they have to keep up with tradition.
    4. Agit8r
      feasted and drank with sinners, true
  2. amybyrd21
    I am a pig,bee,chiciken farmer, I am a cook, I am a mother and wife, I am a funny optimistic funloving person until you piss me off then I am a number one B word.
    1. LolitaV
      bees?? whoa I hear they are disappearing at an alarming rate and no 1 knows why.
    2. amybyrd21
      yes they are we are juststarting with them but they are so cool. I hve over 120,000 of them in two hives. Pics on my blog. You will have to look back a ways bt I take pics everytime we open the hives. Got some this weekend just not posted yet. I cant pet them but other wise they are cool pets.
    3. SweetViolet
      Only if you are not violently allergic to them like me!!

      I paid a bee keeper a fortune to come remove a swarm that had taken up residence in my garden shed. We don't have window or door screens on our houses in South Africa, so I was shuttered in the house until he could get them gone. It was a terrifying experience for me, I spent a day in the ER the last time I was stung and the docs told me my reactions would just get more severe over time.

      Bees are something I must admire from a great distance or through glass!
    1. LolitaV
      pfft, now had you said christian bale, I would have fainted
    2. dbowles1017
      Batman is christian bale.
    3. LolitaV
      and you mean to tell me that XBale is "sitting" here in BC and we didn't know all this time? oh man!!!
  3. Sam1982
    I am a broke customs broker - who really wants to make money out of writing crap that either disturbs or scares the living bejesus out of you or makes you look at yourself and laugh.

    I like to joke around a lot but know when to be serious when the time is right.

    I'm not easily offended
    1. LolitaV
      what do costums brokers do? and I fit in with your last 2 sentences too.
    2. Sam1982
      Boarder clearances for importers - we're the ones who ring people up and tell them they have to pay importing taxes (or duty) on imported goods - but Its also our job to help them pay as little or nothing in tax

      Its like when you travel overseas and have to declare your goods
    3. LolitaV
      whoa, must be exciting, you work in a port or at an airport?
    4. Sam1982
      Airport - the job has its ups and downs, its only exciting when you get to work with the border patrol and help catch the drug importers
  4. omiller
    I didn't see that ad. I see a lot of cleavages of Middle-Ages hotties. Oh, and Obama wants my mother to return to school. Something like that.

    I'm the guy with the debilitating toothache, who wants to bang his head on the wall to make the pain go away but is comforted reminding himself he has a dentist appointment on Monday.
    1. LolitaV
      yeah, maybe i am the "chosen one" then Ala southpark? anyhoo they teething pills for babies at the CVS it works great for adults, tastes like sugar and melts in a second.

      ps: we all know middle-aged women have the sexiest, plumpiest cleavages
    2. Agit8r
      Obama wants busty middle aged moms to go back to college?
    3. LolitaV
      so they can be taken more seriously. we all know that great tits can only take you so far. Obama is a feminist, man!
  5. nothingprofound
    A handful of dust
    1. LolitaV
      damn NP you really are nothing
      it's okay, in my eyes you are the expensive kind of dirt
    2. Agit8r
      mud-bath stock?
    3. LolitaV
      EXACTLY but the $9.99 kind, times are though and it's a recession kinda year.
    4. cathy13
      HA! You never disappoint!
  6. celticmusicfan
    I'm a schizoid chameleon with a million affiliations.
    1. LolitaV
      heyyyy, that rhymed?
  7. stellak
    Im an international woman of mystery
    1. voodooKobra
      I was just about to say that. Damn. Now I have to come up with something else.
    2. wagerwitch
      Well you could be ME too...
    3. voodooKobra
      I think not! 2000 was superior to Millennium Edition!
  8. voodooKobra
    I'm a very... strange person. I live a very ironic life.

    I'm a very rational person, but my favorite writing style is the rant. I'm young, but wise (or so I am told, anyway). I'm antisocial, but talkative (when it comes to science or mathematics, anyway). I'm strong, yet passive (until someone gets me to a certain point, then I'm purely violent with absolutely no transition). I'm somewhat intelligent, yet down-to-earth (sometimes, anyway. Abstract concepts whisk me away, especially lately). I'm bisexual, but love no one. (Sidenote: FWIW, I'm mostly straight.) I'm outspoken, yet softspoken (tone of voice, not word choice). I'm generous with friends, and frugal with everyone else. I try to be humble, but act arrogant (usually for the sake of humor, though). I'm apathetic, yet humanistic. I'm very open, yet paranoid (especially when it comes to my invention ideas). I'm a creative destroyer. I'm a misanthrope, but I want to contribute to man's vast knowledge.

    On the flipside, I'm also a very consistent person, which only adds to the irony. I am an aspiritual atheist. I'm an honest person who advocates blunt honesty. I'm a full-blown nerd who LARPs, plans freaky science experiments, and has weird interests that most people would shun. (No details for you, though. )
    1. wagerwitch
      Ooooh Voods - that was soooooooo much info there.

      My head is still trying to read between the lines. LMAO!
    2. voodooKobra
      Hahaha. Awesome.

      I mean, that's terrible.
  9. acousticguitarist
    I Am That

    Tat Tvam Asi
    1. LolitaV
      no, link droppers are like pigeons that drop poop on your head when you are walking down the aisle to your own wedding. cool u r not
    2. TJlubrano
      aaaaah I recently had a disagreement with a wannabe penguin (aka bird). Not everything that falls from the sky is nice -_-''''
  10. Boyofbow
    I strongly believe too many people think, "Life is the bit between Blogs"
  11. HollytheHousewife
    I'm a happy housewife who is torn sometimes between different people in my life...I am a mother of the most precious little girls that will always be my number 1...I'm a complicated person that is really trying to simplify...I AM ME,and not sorry for it anymore...
    1. LolitaV
      good for you, Holly!
      we should never feel like we have to apologize for who we are(i know i don't), only our actions and words that hurt.
  12. MissSuzie
    I am satan reincarnated as a witty and vengeful b!tch.
    1. LolitaV
      damn then I guess you are the one ignoring my prayers lately?
  13. scenexg
    I am... a random burger muncher/ purse snatcher from NYC who thinks that old people with hover-rounds are the coolest individuals on the planet.
    1. LolitaV
      i can barely ignore the urge i get to kick one off of a hoveround and ride around town myself.
  14. nothingprofound
    "Simply the thing I am shall make me live."

    I am the man who hangs around.
    1. LolitaV
      pfft what a loser that NP, always hanging around!!

      ps: I hope you don't mind my messing w/ u in all the threads we "meet"
    2. nothingprofound
      @Lolita. Keep messing. But I could use a good dominatrix to hang out with.
    3. LolitaV
      lolz, i know loads, just ask
  15. XxJamberxX
    What did the question ask..? 'who am I' or 'who are you'. Well I'll just answer both. I am the 9th letter in the alphabet. You are you!
  16. TJlubrano
    Oh I'm a confused wannabe cook who blogs about illustrations while eating hotwings and also there are the occasional blank stares... ...
    1. cookingasshole
      I love hot wings!
    2. TJlubrano
      hehe catch! *throws a bucket of hotwings*
  17. melindaville
    I am a former actor, punk rock musician, sex industry worker, heroin addict who has been in recovery for 15+ years. Today, I am a college professor, teaching psychology classes online. I am also a published author and blogger and have just completed writing my memoir about my experiences in the sex industry, with heroin, and my long journey of recovery.
    1. lordiwanttobewhole
      You are a warrior! I will have to check out your blog!
  18. Adityavardhan
    I am a student,14 yrs old,passionate about cricket.
    1. LolitaV
      huho! U r 14??
    1. ismsandologies
      I like how he says "dear." Like he's the old crazy spamming uncle, just calling to remind you how he needs attention.
    2. LolitaV
      LOLZZZ!!!!! u r funny!
  19. ismsandologies
    I am doubt...

    I think.
    1. LolitaV
      is that u on the avie?
    2. ismsandologies
      It is! I had my hair stuck to my face while driving and ran inside to take a picture.

      Aesthetically pleasing static electricity.
  20. jangkrikjr
    I'm Men, only that
    1. LolitaV
      as in more than 1 man living in your body?
    2. voodooKobra
      Clearly, that's what that means.
    3. LolitaV
      LOLZ, now i'm freaked out!!
  21. sorcerer
    My name is Sorcerer, Analyst For a gaming company of the west, loyal servant to the true emperor of ECF.Blogger on blogspot. Moderator to a online forum, husband to a HP laptop. And I will have my 100 traffic, in this blog or the next.
  22. lordiwanttobewhole
    I am a survivor. I am a mom of two boys who are my life. I am a support worker and love to volunteer. Last year I volunteered at an emergency homeless shelter. This year I'm going to volunteer with people who are leaving prison to support them. I live as if every day is a miracle!

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