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Who is this heroes?

Posted by cakapsaja • 9/16/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: heroes, jokes, website promotiion

3 heroes are showing up their talent. Whoever hits the apple on top of a beautiful woman's head using their best skill, will be the winner.

Heroes 1: He hits the apple by using a bow and says "I am Robin Hood!"
Heroes 2: He uses a knife and also hits the apple. He said "I am Rambo!"
Heroes 3: He thoughts that he should not be defeated and uses a hammer. He hits the woman's head. He says "I am _____!"

Does anyone know who is he?
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9/16/08

Xight

I can't think of anyone that uses a hammer besides Bob the builder, and Thor. But I have a feeling I'm wrong.

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1. 9/16/08
  
  thinkmaothink
  
  I think Thor too.
  
  But why do I have the same feeling that I'm wrong.
9/16/08

ender

definitely Captain Hammer.
www.drhorrible.com/

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9/16/08

cakapsaja

Ha ha ha, its wrong! Try again ya...

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9/16/08

cakapsaja

Sory man...it's not the answer!

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9/16/08

imeester

hero? heh! lol

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9/16/08

thinkmaothink

Hiiint?

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1. 9/16/08
  
  cakapsaja
  
  Hint:He is what he will say.
9/16/08

dosox

the culprit

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9/16/08

Friday13

Thor?
Spartacus?
Chuck Norris? (then again, he wouldn't need a hammer)

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9/16/08

ThriftShopRomantic

Well, er... Maxwell, of the Beatles "Maxwell's Silver Hammer."

"Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head/
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead..."

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9/16/08

kdawg68

It's M.C. Hammer, and friends of the girl with the apple on her head are yelling "please, Hammer - don't hurt her!!!"

It could also be 80's TV sitcom character Mike Hammer (didn't Stacey Keesh play him?).

It could also be "Hammerin'" Hank Goldberg from ESPN - but he'd just sweat on the girl.

John Henry also used a hammer. Wasn't "Charles the Hammer" related to Charlemagne?

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1. 9/16/08
  
  cakapsaja
  
  Good infos! Many version of hammerman you got.
9/16/08

kirewass

There are other variants of "The Sorry Joke"

There's a girl standing with an apple on her head. The first archer shoots an arrow and hits the apple. Bowing to the public he says, "I am Robin Hood!" The second archer knocks the apple down with his arrow. He introduces himself, "I am Wilhelm Tell". The third archer misses the apple and kills the girl, "I am... Sorry..."

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1. 9/16/08
  
  cakapsaja
  
  Hooray!..here is the winner...! Clap-clap-clap hands clapped out.
  Of course "He is sorry, because he will say, I AM SORRY!". That's jokes, hope you'll like it. Any version of this jokes? Do share here, thank you.
2. 9/23/08
  
  fairchildonrage
  
  i see, it's that simple!
9/16/08

dsriharsha

nice one..
I was thinking it would be Triple H from wwe

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1. 9/16/08
  
  cakapsaja
  
  It's okay, you can make your own version from this joke. Really, just make it funnier. I'm thinking of another jokes, and i'm going to write it sooner.
9/16/08

gentledove

I think it should all be re-enacted with Mel Gibson as the girl and with the apple clenched between his butt cheeks.I stags 1st shot

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9/20/08

imeester

*thinks* hmmmm he shouts for " balooootttt?"

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9/20/08

kaguvkov

Balooottt??? That is "captain Barbel"!

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1. 9/20/08
  
  cakapsaja
  
  I don't know that..! Who is captain barbel?
9/20/08

sirblogolot

what the fuck?

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9/20/08

gentledove

That's what Mel Gibson said

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1. 9/20/08
  
  cakapsaja
  
  balooott?
9/20/08

Shiley

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9/23/08

gentledove

Who is this
*
from my mansion see
my sign in the moon
summoming me
to the cave, appearing soon
da da da da da da da
what IS that tune

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9/23/08

cakapsaja

is it a wolf...bark bark bark!

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1. 9/24/08
  
  gentledove
  
  do wolves sleep in suspense?