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Who needs money anymore? Washington will print you some if you run out!

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    1. timethief
      lol ... me too
    2. FryeDaddy
      Really ... just call up your senator or representative and tell them that you have run out ... they will have the Treasury department to print you some more. After all that is why we all pay taxes ... isn't it???
  1. alantru
    When it comes to income taxes, I have a list of three creative things that I plan to write off… Maybe these can help you too.

    Beer. I can’t haul my sorry butt into my depressing place of work until I’ve drained a 6 pack… so I say it’s a job-related expense and an automatic deduction. Ditto the amphetamines.

    Number 2: Kids. I don’t have them but they seem to be everywhere -running on my lawn, knocking on my door to sell me cookies, holding up the line to see Santa - so I claim five dozen. I figure if I have to interact with them, I’m playing a role in their parenting.

    Number 3: Clothes. If I walk around naked, I go to jail. If the man says I have to wear clothes, I say the man has to pay for them.

    Hope these help.
  2. Friday13
    *raises hand*

    Washington? I don't think they could care less, given that I'm not from/in the U.S.
    1. FryeDaddy
      I think you are mistaken ... Washington will give you money ... all you need to do is ask!!!
    2. Friday13
      All right. I'll ask them as soon as I can afford a plane ticket there.
    3. chicky401
      You have a better chance not being from US
  3. onceafortnight
    Um I don't need money if the Federal Reserve can just issue me one of those false paper things it gives to all the foreign governments to reassure them that sure of course we have REAL money - just trust us.
  4. Sam1982
    Oh hell yes, I do!!!
  5. PetLvr
    There's nothing Washington can do for me .. it is in the hands of the people ... // so, here's my address

    PetLvr
    c/o 123 PetLvr Lane
    PetLvrville, PetLvrland
    P3T L7R
  6. LGramlich
    I'm actually good, thanks. I live within my means.
    1. onceafortnight
      Then you take my vote for Human Being of the Year - about time we all did that.
    2. jafabrit
      Ditto, and good for you.
    3. LGramlich
      Thanks!
  7. FryeDaddy
    Does Anyone?
  8. EntrepreneurNovice
    Yeah "give" with one hand and take with another hand: your tax It's not money they give it's gov debt.
  9. siralmo
    everyone :D
  10. elitethinker
    Oh why do you think they couldn't even finance social security and now they have "plenty" of money. Come on ...
  11. IreneH
    anyone doesn't need money??

    irene-whatsoever.blogspot.com
  12. StickerBlogger
    Every time I get money it goes away again. Anyone seen it?
  13. idealpinkrose
    me, me, me! *raising two hands and feet*
    1. harveyavatar
      @IPR,
      Now you must clap both your hands and feet together, before I switch the money printer button back on.

      Signed: Banana Ben Bernanke
    2. idealpinkrose
      muhahaha....*clapping both hands and feet*
  14. nothingprofound
    The living need money. The dead have learned to live without it.
  15. FryeDaddy
    Do you want the money?
    1. FryeDaddy
      Do you want the money?
  16. harveyavatar
    Show me the money!

  17. bsilvia
    I do, send some over here
  18. lisleman
    Here's an idea I posted about changing the tax system
    afcsoac.blogspot.com/2009/04/taxing-change.html

    I've posted some about this economy mess - just click on the "money" tag on my blog.
  19. FryeDaddy
    Just ask the government and they will give you some.
  20. NatetheGrate
    I'm glad we're all amusing you. Thanks for patronizing us.
    1. FryeDaddy
      I could not do such a thing!
  21. gorya
    Me...............
  22. jtsantos
    me... who doesn't? lol
  23. luckypimp
    i do !!

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    1. FryeDaddy
      I did. Visit mine please.

      fryestockreport.blogspot.com
  24. danielpeci
    thats what they do, it comes from them, they are the God of money.
    1. FryeDaddy
      You know if you ask the government ... they will give you some money!

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