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Who or What Company Should Fat Bastard the Beagle get in Trouble with Next?
Posted by carriecrain • 4/22/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: Adult Humor, beagle humor, beagles, blogs, celebrity humor, dog humor, Dogs, Scandals, sex
Austin Girl thinks Fat Bastard should accidentally squash the Geiko lizard during rehearsals on the David Letterman Show.
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I was thinking Fat Bastard needs to get into some scandal with fellow (corrupt) Texan Dr, Phil, his wifey Robin, and/or his son, Jay (who graduated from UT Austin) and who married a Playboy CF! Scandal! I'm pretty sure they have a dog...and I have lots of STORIES, since I am a native Texan, living in the same community as Dr. Phil, and knowing his history, BEFORE Oprah! He's been in the news lately, because of his "fame whore" attempts to involve himself in the latest "headlines". He is perfect fodder for satire! -
Have Fat Bastard travel back in time to kick the poop out of Alex from Stroh's... -
I like da Dr Phil suggestion - yeah Fat Bastard do his Wife!!!
or a 3some with Oprah + freshly divorced + lookin' for a New Bone Star Jones!!
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LOL!!! dude, that's sick, hilarious, but sick!
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Gawd!! Lord have mercy. Poor Budman. If he only knew how Austin Girl's exploiting his fat ass! Okay... what about some silly quirky SNL-ish type of skit involving 'Baby Mama' star and Austin Girl's fave female comedian Tina Fey?? Would Lorne Michael come after Fat Bastard's ass? What could he do? I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
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I would like to see Fat Bastard try and take on Triumph the insult dog!
www.triumphtheinsultcomicdog.com-
Okay...Fat Bastard is gonna kick Triumph's scrawny cigar-smokin' puppet ass!
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Nice. Can you get Michael Buffer to announce "let's get ready to rumble!"
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we need someone with animating skills now...
this needs a video.
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Yeah you are right on about video. I've been sitting here pondering how the heck am I gonna kick that lame puppet's ass. Needs video! I have NO video skills whatsoever. I need to call in an expert. Austin Girl can photograph Fat Bastard in Victoria Secret briefs??
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What an endearing name. How could anyone not love any creature on earth with a moniker like that? -
I added Billy Warhol as a friend, because he like my Dr.Phil idea! However, Tina Fey is my favorite comedian and writer, also, miss lady babe.
YOU should write for SNL! -
I luv your Dr. Phil idea. I'm working on something. The wheels are churning and turning Miss Nancy with the fancy pizza recipe!
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Miss Nancy Fancy Pizza; the fave of Austin Girl,Fat Bastard, Jackson Browne, Billy Warhol, George W.Bush, Willie Nelson, James Carville, Maria Shriver, Gov. Arnold, Jimmy Kimmel and Dr. Phil, has been bought by the huge corporation, Pizza Hut.
No longer a secret specialty, Pizza Hut wants to market to the masses.
Now actively seeking "A" list celebrities for a huge campaign thanks to the deal she made with Pizza Hut, Nancy Ellyn and the powers that be, are in Hollywood casting for the next big advertising blitz.
All the original celebrities are required to attend and audition to remain on board. This includes everyone already mentioned, including the Loose Cannon, lovingly known as Buddy~Fat Bastard.
While attending this mass celebrity audition (which involved the tedious development and direction each celebrity endorsement would take in this year long, nation wide campaign) Fat Bastard manages to get his freak on, get jiggy with it, and perform a 'sensual seduction' with anyone and anything that was still for sixty seconds. Could've been a dog...Could've been a leg...Could've been a stuffed animal....Fat Bastard is oversexed, with no discrimination....
Austin Girl was so humiliated, she had to go seek solice with Dr Phil's producers (who got their weed from Willie.)
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