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Who Sneezed All Over My Blog?!!!!
Posted by offendedblogger • 5/10/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
OK, I know it was one of you BC'ers that came by and left your contagious cooties all over my blog, which in turn infected me left me strung out on Nyquil.
When I get out of rehab I will track you down and get my revenge so you might as well just confess now and be done with it.
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panda sniffles..wasn't me-
Oh, I knew it couldn't be you! You are far too nice to do that to me.
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ha ha ha ha-
You are on my suspect list, you know.
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*coughsneezbacteria*
Wasn't me. I'm a little angel -
You weren't but you are now!!
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that's what you get for not sharing your crab cakes -
Well, I am still running a fever so I am sharing my germs with everyone here right now.
That has to count for something! -
Germs instead of crabs. You're right. Not much of a difference.
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Ewww!
I may never eat crabs again now and it is all your fault.
Oh who am I kidding?! -
Check out your germs under a microscope and let me know the difference
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Crabs have better flavor?
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depends on the type
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Pffft, I get sick just so I have an excuse to take Nyquil. It should be a controlled substance. The perfect cocktail of all my favorite over the counter meds.
Glad to see that you are healthy enough to join in the discussions.
We missed you but don't worry, our aim is getting better -
It's true, it should be banned! My insurance wouldn't cover the cost so I am actually writing this from a cut-rate El Salvadorian rehab clinic where I am drying out from all the Nyquil I consumed!!
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I though they put you in a methadone clinic to get off of Nyquil?
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Hey, I am too cheap to pop for fancy methadone clinics!!
I'd rather wait and spend my $ on more Nyquil when I get out of rehab. -
Could you cough in my general direction? Suddenly I'm wanting some NyQuil.
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I could just spit on you, it would probably work better!!
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"I love you, I love you you giant Feckin' Q !"
Guess who that line is from! -
Why, that's what I said to you last week, isn't it?
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Nope, nope, I distinctly remember you saying something along the lines of - "Damn Anarchists! Always stealin' ma' bow and shit....Go find yourself some commies so I don't feel bad when I shoot your ass!"
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OK, Anok, you haven't gotten fresh milk yet, have you?
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What was your first clue?
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All of them.
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That explains a lot
hehehehe....
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I did it. I confess. Come on up and frisk me.-
Hey I frisked you over at your blog just now, didn't you even notice?!!
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I'm not one of those people who "just live" at my blog! I can go a full five minutes without holding and caressing it. I'm on my way there now though. It misses me, I can tell.
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Here's some rubber gloves Chelle. Does he deserve lube or not?
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I am hunting down Megnha, I bet she has a voo-doo doll of me!!
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It was me! Me!
Muwahahahahaha...
(I was getting frustrated with all the "competition" 'round here Damn blondes. )-
And how do we know what color hair you got under that mask?
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Rich Brown? -
You don't!
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Haha, I only used to be blonde. Now I fake it.
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Anok, that last remark confirms your blondness.
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Oh, and I thought it just confirmed my immaturity
So, Chelle, you using the blonde in a box thing now? -
I may or may not be, Anok.
OK, I am, but only until I shave my head for the next anarchist rally!! -
Sweet! I've got a spare balaclava an' everything
But you gotta bring your own brass knuckles and flame throwers, 'kay? -
Make sure she didn't sneeze in it first.
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AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I didn't do it. I just pretended. Hope you feel better soon. I was so ill for five weeks. Just now feeling more like my usual self.
Party Time. -
Thanks! I am still sick, but I can't stand laying in bed all day anymore having people wait on me.
Hmm, on second thought...
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I checked my screen - no splatter marks, so it wasn't me (I think) -
Hope you observed this Warning, that was actually printed on a bottle of Nyquil, "May cause drowsiness." -
@jackpayne "Nyquil, "May cause drowsiness."
Don't forget that it says...don't DRINK wih it too... -
Damned Americans! What the heck is a cootie?-
Imaginary germs you get from your friends when they touch you. Usually the the intent is to promote a game of repulsion toward the designated person. For example, you'd say, "Uggggh, he has cooties!"
Funny you ask this question. I moved to the states when I was 15 and was in a high school psychology class when the teacher said something about cooties. I asked my friend what they were and she stuck her hand up and told the teacher I didn't know what cooties are. The teacher then proceeded to spend the entire class teaching me about cooties. -
so that you turn into a kind of Moliere's Imaginary Invalid -
Riiigght... strange folk you Americans, in Scotland we jus smack them across the puss and hav done wae it
I just realised some of you might not know what a puss is, well in Scotland its your face so don't go getting all upset about a bad word.
Mebbe ah shoulda rephrased wit I wrote, in Scotland we jus smack em in the heid an have done wae it -
When you are a kid it's a strategic way to flirt.
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Aye, but here so is smacking them in the heid, a bit of violence doesn't always have to be bad, it can be very flirtatious
I think us Scots are closer to cavemen than we think we are. -
Caveman act works anywhere especially with the continued cultural trend, in many parts of the world, of male feminization
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Are you getting all kinky on us Tony, never knew you wanted to be a woman!
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Im a dog. Just give me a female and a telephone pole and Im happy.
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Cootie, I havent heard that since I was a kid
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Oh and you're so grown up
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Mummy says I am
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King Tut's Mummy?
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No Queen Latifas
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I see the resemblance.
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hmm may change my avatar, though it goes against everything I say about keeping the same avatar
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Don't do it! I learned the hard way.
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I remember lol
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Unless you change it to something like this one www.blogcatalog.com/user/cervo99
If your wife isn't around check out the photos on that blog. -
That's really quite disturbing, they've put big crosses and watermarks all over the photos... not sure how you're supposed to enjoy looking at them in that state.
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Very true. It's not like we don't have non watermarked choices on other blogs.
At least you don't put water marks on your photos
www.mattmetrodude.com/2008/05/dont-throw-away-your-dogs-poop-it-might-be-va... -
Ah well, I steal all my photos and it would be wrong to put my watermark on them, and anyway, the only person who would find that photo sexy would be a dog.
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touché... well said
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she bookmarked it
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hahahahaha
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Strange thing is she most likely would
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Can we meet
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I will send her to blog expo
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Be great if you were at Blogworld
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When is it?
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Hope you are feeling better today. At least you have people to wait upon you.
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