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Who would you want to slap in the face?

Posted by Manictastic • 3/21/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic

Let's imagine a world in which we could slap one person in the face without any repercussion. Who would you want to slap?

Com'on, I know you want to slap someone!

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3/21/08

offendedblogger

YOU!!

No real reason, just because you're here and I'm here and...

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1. 3/21/08
  
  Manictastic
  
  That hurt!
2. 3/22/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  Ahahahaha...
3/21/08

ender

oh silly, silly manic. you know what this is going to cause.

YOU, of course. we all want to slap YOU.

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1. 3/21/08
  
  Manictastic
  
  I knew you were a meanie :'(
3/21/08

pointlessbanter

Claire... she would probably like it.

Kidding

Actually I wouldn't want to slap people across the fight, I would want to flick them at the end of their nose. I should be able to do it to anyone that says something totally stupid.

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1. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Oh dear
2. 3/21/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  what the flick the people on the nose theory could totally work
3. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  You know I wasn't referring to that, pfft.
  Not sure I want to see you in Boston anymore.
4. 3/21/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  lol... no I would never touch you... For my revenge I will lock you in a roomw with 10000000 peeps.
5. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Now you wouldn't even touch me! pfft do i have the plague
6. 3/21/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  lol... let me rephrase... not touch you in a physically harmful way unless there was a codeword established like "monkey balls"
7. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Heh, I think you would prefer me to hit you anyways and then lock you in the cupboard of peeps
8. 3/21/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  no comment
9. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  I love it when you hold yourself back
10. 3/21/08
  
  Manictastic
  
  Get a room!
3/21/08

alexmcone

I dont think I'd want to slap you ...

Seriously though ... hmmm I think I'd like to slap my previous manager. Oh yeah ... one clean imprint across his cheek.

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3/21/08

jjwright85

I want to slap the women from Nip Tuck that stabbed Sean. Just because I hate her hair and glasses. That lady freaks me out.

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1. 3/21/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  wait you watch nip tuck
2. 3/21/08
  
  JillSaxon
  
  Hold the phone... they stabbed Sean?? :-(
3. 3/22/08
  
  LGramlich
  
  Isn't that Sharon Gless from Cagney & Lacey?
3/21/08

ettarose

I want to slap my boss when he acts like an asshole.(which is 97% of the time)
I want to slap my D and leave an imprint for a month for throwing me in jail!

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1. 3/21/08
  
  jjwright85
  
  lol, I agree on slapping the boss. I think they only live to make us feel miserable and hate are shitty jobs.
3/21/08

Anok

I could think of a few choice people I'd like to slap....I mean the ones that I haven't already

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1. 3/21/08
  
  Manictastic
  
  Do tell which ones you did slap already!
2. 3/21/08
  
  Anok
  
  Oh, all the stupid girls that bother me locally. I'm helping them recover from their stupidity.
  
  But if I had me pick of people I wouldn't see on a day to day basis? Line em up! I gots me some slappin' to do!
3/21/08

jadeflower

My sister-in-law. Hope my husband doesn't read this.

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3/22/08

TheMrs

My ex-bosshole.

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3/22/08

dreesyach

Not slap, but punch instead. To one of my workshop friends.

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3/22/08

exinco

ha..ha i'm laugh about this thread. author must be boring and no idea what to write.

so far i have no idea who to be slap

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1. 3/22/08
  
  Manictastic
  
  I'd really like to slap you now for saying this
3/22/08

boazstuff

myself. Cos i lost quite a fair bit on the recent market selldown. Thank God, my other hand managed to stop in time.

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3/22/08

carlgalloway

Hmmm, where to begin, but since you only asked for one person [thinking], its a toss up between Lynette Scavo and Gabrielle Solis from Desperate Housewives.

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1. 3/22/08
  
  Manictastic
  
  Why? -if isn't about the news season, don't tell, I still have to wait before they air it here :(-
3/22/08

genopianist54

LoL.. i have to find my list to answer that... person who i'd like to slap... LoL..
~^_^~

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3/22/08

earthandeconomy

My other twin, I am gemini.

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1. 3/22/08
  
  irelandpropertypro
  
  Careful that may not be PC!
3/22/08

cacoles

I would slap the hell out of the devil, he has caused so much heartache and misery and fools people into thinking it is God’s fault; that is why no one deserves it more.

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3/22/08

Theresa111

For those that deserve a slap, I would slap them across the face with a paint brush, full of orange paint, and then everyone would know they had been acting "ASSY."

I just made up a new word. "ASSY"

"Stop acting so ASSY ... " I like that.

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3/22/08

DrowseyMonkey

I'd like to slap my "friend" who feels the need to call me non-stop and has made me a screener of phone calls. grrrr

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1. 3/22/08
  
  LGramlich
  
  Why not stand up for yourself & refuse to do it anymore? Just a thought...
3/22/08

angryasiancookie

auch: are we getting physical here? Hmm, can I bite instead of slapping? If so then I would bite my love interest, just a little love bite.. I'm a lover not a fighter .. purrrrr If I do have to slap, I would slap him on his nice buttttt.. purrrr

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1. 3/22/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Whoa. Now I have to scold my minds eye.
2. 3/22/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  I'm sticking my finger in my mouth ... and getting a gagging motion.
3/22/08

MarkPogue

I would slap Hillary Clinton.

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1. 3/22/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  Then Bill and I would have to beat you up!
3/22/08

LGramlich

Ann Coulter.

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1. 3/22/08
  
  Anok
  
  Ha! That's fantastic!
2. 3/28/08
  
  DeadRooster
  
  I would not slap her for the simple fact that I'd be afraid to touch her (him? Who knows? Have you ever seen her/his/it's adam's apple?)
  
  I wouldn't want to catch any Coulter Koodies.
3/22/08

Rozie818

I would like to bitch slap every moron that is driving and yapping on their cell phones.

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3/27/08

veryheaven

(humblestumble...thinking...)
vvhy on earth should i slap someone? doing that dirties my svveet scenting hands! plus, i hate heliobacter-bacteria on me.
*
seriously, vvhy are all of you having such a strong desire to really "slap" people you dislike AND express your feelings (of anger, iiigitt) so violantly? Anyone here missing last exit HEAVEN & PEACE?
*
i disconnect from negative vvaves very rapidly. it´s healthy.
(roaring tigresse) kisskiss :-)

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1. 3/28/08
  
  daniel23
  
  Lighten up oh enlightened one.
3/27/08

kdawg68

Ryan Seacrest

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1. 3/28/08
  
  daniel23
  
  What? surely not!
2. 3/28/08
  
  DeadRooster
  
  Oh, yes, definitely.
3/27/08

chrissred

my sister-out-law

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3/27/08

whojaybe

I'm Rick James BITCH! LOL! SLAP!

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1. 3/28/08
  
  daniel23
  
  Somebody had to say it.
3/28/08

wondermann

George W Bush, and Madonna

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1. 3/28/08
  
  LGramlich
  
  We'll get them after Ann Coulter.
3/28/08

Hippychikky

Oh i would bitch slap offended like no other!

just joshin.....i wouldnt slap anyone i am a lover not a fighter.

OK i take that back CEO of wally world, but it would be more than a bitch slap i would take that bouncing smiley face and shove it up his .....

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3/28/08

daniel23

America, for letting Ramiele Malubay get as far as she has in American Idol.

Shame on you!

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1. 3/28/08
  
  Hippychikky
  
  would not have pegged you for an idol junkie LOL
2. 3/28/08
  
  daniel23
  
  hells yeah.
3. 3/28/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  was she the filipino girl? I never watched her sing, but I thought she was cute looking.
3/28/08

Mewie

Osama Bin Laden... with a baseball bat.

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1. 3/28/08
  
  daniel23
3/28/08

kdawg68

I'd like so slap someone wearing a chicken suit. Just for shock value.

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3/28/08

ThriftShopRomantic

I'm not a face slappin' kinda gal. But the Ann Coulter nomination is my fav of the bunch... not that it would do any good.

I'd settle more for a big public humiliation of her that she can't recover from. And so she goes AWAY.

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1. 3/28/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  only if I get to slap Michael Moore around.
2. 3/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
3. 3/28/08
  
  Manictastic
  
  Let's place everyone from Fox News next to eachother and let's high five slap them all
4. 3/28/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  Why not CNN? Or MSNBC? I'd like 2 minutes alone with Olberman to slap the smile off his face.
3/28/08

rashers

Don't really want to slap anyone. Okay maybe Bush because a slap might take that smug look off his face.

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