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Why do men have nipples?
Posted by glenslife • 6/24/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: funny, jokes, pointless
Why is Orange Jam called Marmelade ?
Why is there only one monopolies commission?
I don't need the answers but would love to hear more pointless irrelevant questions.
any one know any better ones? (shouldn't be too taxing)!
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Why is it that men can breast feed? blogs.static.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/20193.html
BTW that answers the nipple question.-
just read that post! now that is scary
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Men can get breast cancer too. I'm a little more scared of the breast cancer thing from a female perspective.
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Shiley you are wrong, men only get breast Cancel. -
Nope. When I was pregnant I read things in a lot of parenting magazines. There are meds you guys can take to lactate. I asked my mom because she went to school to be an RN and she said men can breast feed. To her knowledge though it was induced through medication.
www.babycenter.com/404_can-men-breastfeed_8824.bc
www.quizzical.com.au/can-men-breastfeed/
www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html
I think it's hilarious to be honest. Messes with a man's sensibilities I would suppose. That's why it gives me a giggle. -
Damn! I am so getting those meds!
No more paying $3.25 for a gallon of milk at the store!
wait... how much do the meds cost? -
Ummm... No clue. Don't even know what they're called.
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I'm disgusted by the idea of my baby coughing up hairballs
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Why celebs talk and promote underwear when they don't use?
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Apparently Susan Boyle is the new Calvin Klein girl or am I mis-informed on that one?
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boxers or briefs?
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They are talking pants
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Men have nipples for my pinching pleasure. Yes, I have a (male) nipple fetish.
(I'm kidding, so don't go emailing me your nips in hopes of turning me on
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Too late. -
Ooooh. Really?
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how bout full on man-boobs?
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Yup. I already took the picture and am getting ready to send it. It's a process. I can't stop it now.
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@Agit8r: I said nipples, not man-boobs. If I want to pinch boobs, I'd pinch my own.
@db: That's a pity. -
lol, just asking
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I know.
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You don't bite them, do you? -
Wouldn't you like to know?
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That's why I asked.
Pinching is one thing, biting? hmm that's something else. You might be mean. -
I'm only mean if you p!ss me off. You should know that by now.
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It's a celebration of our supreme fertillity.-
the optimum male ^^ -
which of course is me!
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Easy! So they can wear nipple rings.-
yeah, now there's a good look.... a large man with nipple rings... -
I've never been able to find any other use for them!!!
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What if you're not large?
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unless we can use them to tie the leash to you to keep you with us in a store .... not necessary
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Hmm, that could be arranged floormodel. Just replace store with some where else
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the reason men have nipples is because all embryo's start off as female .. it's an X chromosome thang -
hahahaha funny question,
maybe to make us more attractive.. -
Swiss cheese, what happens to the holes when the cheese is gone?-
Nice one! I think the holes get recycled and put into polo mints don't they?
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Haha, I used to live near the royal mint, where they make UK money.
And when I was younger, I was told by a teacher, 'the royal mint, not a polo mint...'
A good few years later, I'd gotten mixed up, and thought it was the royal polo XD
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Maybe because man was originally designed to give birth and to breast feed but he's defective. And that is how (or why)woman came into the picture. Just a wild, wild guess... -
I buy the x chromosome explanation. -
If you lock a table in a dark room, with concrete walls and no windows. Bolt shut the door and have no way of looking in, does the table still exist?
If a tree falls in the woods, but no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
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If we locked all the philosophers of the world into a room and threw away the key - would I still think?
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If all the philosophers were locked in a dark room with no key, would anyone care?
Actually, there's an answer for that.
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Haha, mammals have nipples be it male or female. And yes men are mammals.
About why men have nipples? Because God is fair.... -
Nu uh. I've never had period pain. I think god is one of the guys.
Then again, when meteorites hit planets, I begin to think god drives like a girl.
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Because humans are all originally female.(sorta)
all fetuses start out as female, and that is why you can't tell the sex of a baby before so many weeks. It's a left over of that.-
I'm pretty sure that's just proporganda put out by the government to make ladies feel better about earning less.
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re: Marmalade question...
I believe it is "Jam" if the ingredients are closer to the ground (strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, etc)
I believe it is "Marmalade" if the ingredients are well above the ground (oranges, lemons, limes, grapefruits, etc) -
2 reasons:
!so we can take turns sucking on each others.
!they are radars that tell us when the fruit is ripe for the bite.
but then again maybe it's for weather related reasons and to look normal naked.
Not sure, I get confused sometimes. -
Its easy for young one to find thier mother...hence god kept them of mens as miniatures..and..bonsai type..-
LOL!! if male nipples looked like bonzai's, i wouldn't be with one.
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Why men have nipples? So our chest muscles don't look too freaky as we age and they begin to sag. At least with nipples they look like breasts. Without, they'd look like saggy balloons. Large scrotum balls dangling from our chests.-
Rofl. I'm actually struggling to breathe as I type this.
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thanx very much for making me choke on the children's mac & cheese!!
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well said.
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Marmalade is called that because it's not jam! It has peel in it - and tastes different to orange jam. -
men have nipples because when our bodies are formed the egg or sperm dosnt know if your going to be a boy or a girl yet. So they are there just in case you turn into a girl.
Funny thing is so many men turn into a girl about 20 years after this process haha. -
its an indicator that u get turn on and ur ready to have sex.
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Handing coats.
To keep two polo mints handy -
The reason men have nipples is so the bedbugs can chew on them at night.
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I'm going to be awake for hours now, wielding a flipflop, viligantly staring at my nipples ready to strike. Thanks nothing profound. Thanks a lot.
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Johnny-haven't you ever wondered why your nipples look so shriveled in the morning? Bedbugs!
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To breast feed the young:) and because it would be a waste of energy to not grow them and because men develop sexual organs later
You can grow a nice pair if you eat estrogen, thetravellerreturns you are right, it is funny to see fat 20 year old male walking with the hand in the air, big boobs and a big bely -
Men have nipples so they can look down and feel inadequate each and every day! -
depends how far down they look
We have the ultimate picnic/ camping tool -
I don't need nipples to make me feel inadequate, I have a wife tells me that I am.
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