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Worst Case Scenario

Posted by Dukepro25 • 10/14/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: britney spears, end of the world, global warming, Paris Hilton, worst case scenario

Hey guys!

Lets have some fun - OK!?!

What I want you to do here is post a bunch of questions that you would like answered.

For example:

What would be the worst case scenario if...

...science really couldn't explain everything?

...the effects of global warming really are irreversible?

...life on Earth really was the only form of life in the universe?

...you got stranded on a deserted island?

...Paris Hilton and Britney Spears fell off the face of the earth?

...Katy Perry really didn't kiss a girl?

...Clay Aiken really was gay? (Oh wait! He really is. What a shocker! lol )

And so on, and so on...

Then...

All you BC Bloggers out there, feel free to respond to the questions posed.

Have fun!

User Comments

10/14/08

myriadlife

If all the world leaders went to live on Mars and we put apes back in charge?

What would happen if there were no more Bond films?

How would we cope without our computers?

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1. 10/14/08
  
  Dukepro25
  
  "How would we cope without our computers?"
  
  The world would cease to exists as we know it.
  
  Nah - The world would go on, but we would totally have to retrain ourselves.
  
  It would totally suck!
10/14/08

urikalish

What if a giant matrix style pop-up message will suddenly appear in the sky:

This universe has encountered a fatal error.
Press OK to terminate this universe.

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1. 10/14/08
  
  Dukepro25
  
  LOL!!!
  
  Love it!
2. 10/14/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Then we find a new OS for the universe.
  
  Preferably NOT one made by Microsoft.
10/14/08

myriadlife

Yes but who gets to press OK?

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1. 10/14/08
  
  roadgurl5
  
  Dubya would be first in line.
2. 10/15/08
  
  dosyrosie
  
  I want to know HOW we'd press it?!
3. 10/15/08
  
  roadgurl5
  
  by letting Dubya serve another term...okay sorry, I'll get off the Dubya thing now
10/14/08

butterfloo

"What would happen if there were no more Bond films?"

Oh, maaaan..! I'd never get to be a Bondgirl!!!

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10/14/08

butterfloo

What would happen if Brain were to finally take over the world? (and do you get the feeling that has already happened, more often the not?)

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1. 10/14/08
  
  Dukepro25
  
  I'm convince a little white mouse with pink ears and a big head is ruling the world.
  
  He finally succeeded. lol
  
  *Covers head and runs in fear.
2. 10/14/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Rubber pants for everyone, WOOHOO!!
10/14/08

hadrian1407

Then wait for the year 2012 for the worst scenario to come....end of the "world" and the rise of human consciousness...The Golden Age has arrived. So not a bad scenario after all.
2012-apocalypse.blogspot.com

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1. 10/14/08
  
  Dukepro25
  
  It's the transition that will be rough.
  
  But other than that, I'm looking forward to it.
10/14/08

earthwire

what if ghosts exist and you start seeing them?

what if what you are thinking suddenly starts appearing written on your forehead?

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1. 10/14/08
  
  Dukepro25
  
  "what if what you are thinking suddenly starts appearing written on your forehead?"
  
  That would suck big time!
10/14/08

BrazenTeacher

Sometimes I wonder if what we think doesn't come "out of our forehead" more than we realize.

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10/14/08

janizarzagon

What's the world look like if it's the ends of the world?

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10/14/08

kdawg68

What if you woke up one day with millions of spider eggs and hatchlings burrowed right underneath your skin?

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1. 10/14/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Do we at least get cool superpowers from them?
2. 10/14/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  Like incredible flatulence?
  
  Okay, another:
  
  What if you woke up one day and were forced to spread talcum powder all over Joan Rivers' body?
3. 10/14/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Isn't talcum powder bad for silicone?
4. 10/14/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  Yes, but Joan is made of 100% pure leather (or raw hide, I'm not sure which?).
5. 10/14/08
  
  ekim941
  
  You could make yourself a new saddle.
10/15/08

Dukepro25

I'm goin to hurl.

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10/15/08

7masterheathen

What if women ruled the world?

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1. 10/15/08
  
  Dukepro25
  
  I guess the bigger question is...
  
  Would they be hot women?
  
  If so, then...I'm willing to surrender.
2. 10/16/08
  
  earthwire
  
  You better call them Hot when they are rulers
10/15/08

ilovebettylafea

we can download the whole internet to a USB!

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10/15/08

dosyrosie

you formatted your harddrive and managed to delete the internet!!?

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1. 10/15/08
  
  ilovebettylafea
  
  i have a zip copy...but forgot the damn password
2. 10/15/08
  
  Dukepro25
  
  lol
3. 10/15/08
  
  ilovebettylafea
  
  now i remember the password it's "Dukepro25", clever huh?
10/16/08

ekim941

What if the world runs out of Bacon?

*shudders*

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1. 10/16/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  That's not possible Saudi Arabia alone has proven bacon reserves of 2 trillion barrels, Baconologists from MIT have calculated that globally there may be as many as 18 trillion barrels of bacon still untapped.
  This is why a seemingly precious substance such as bacon can be liquefied and then placed into cheap aerosol cans and used as spray on bacon.
2. 10/16/08
  
  ekim941
  
  I have my own stockpile:
3. 10/16/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  You think to yourself could anything be better than bacon, then someone says there's canned bacon and you say to yourself "ok there is something better than bacon."
  Then you say to yourself "Could there be anything better than bacon in a can"
  And then lo and behold like a metal encased pork flavoured miracle you get bacon in a camouflage can!
  You know a lot of people bad mouth America, but I say any nation that can camouflage tinned bacon is alright with me!
4. 10/16/08
  
  ekim941
  
  I know. The Camo makes it much more manly.
5. 10/16/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  I wonder if the US army camouflages it so that it can smuggle it in to its troops in Saudi Arabia.
  They have huge transport planes dropping thousands of cans of it all over Mecca and the surrounding area and no one has said anything because it is so cunningly camouflaged.
6. 10/16/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Spam sales are down, canned bacon sales are up. Spam needs a camouflaged can, don't you think?
7. 10/16/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  They should do the Spam in winter camouflage colours, so you would instantly know if it was canned bacon or Spam.
  I actually think the downturn in Spam sales is due to the general public realising how badly treated the majority of farmed spam is.
  I was reading in Pork products weekly that in some farms full grown adult spam are kept in cages just big enough for them to stand up in.
  It's quite shocking really.
10/16/08

faithsju243

What if all men wore kilts?

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1. 10/16/08
  
  erinelizabeth
  
  I would be laying on my back for most days !! ha
2. 10/16/08
  
  faithsju243
  
  No need to lay on your back all the time that's what the wind is for.
  
  Unless you were talking about something else and in that case that's up to you and your kilt wearing hunny!
3. 10/16/08
  
  Dukepro25
  
  Hey Ekim - Wasn't there a thread about men and kilts?
  
  I think it had something to do with Manly men vs Metrosexuals or something.
  
  Maybe I'll be able to track it down.
10/16/08

erinelizabeth

what if the sun stopped shining?

what if the internet crashed and NEVER came back up?

what if we could all start hearing each others thoughts?

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1. 10/16/08
  
  ekim941
  
  It would be dark.
  
  That would suck.
  
  I knew you were gonna say that
2. 10/16/08
  
  Dukepro25
  
  LOL
  
  *Laughs at Ekim
10/16/08

Bayho

well first if PAris fell of its okay but i think i would be sad if britney fell off only because i rally like her.. i use to like paris but no she just bugs me.. idk haha and if global warming were irreversable well i think it actually is right now anyways.. so i guess we have to see and wait for out fate.

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1. 10/16/08
  
  Dukepro25
  
  Justin should get Britney's Sexyback.