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Worst line to pick up a lover?
Posted by thetruthseeker • 9/03/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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F4wrdthnkndad just post a discussion asking that worst line to stand in.
Sometimes, I'm lost in translation and thought F4... was talking about the worst line you had said or heard to introduce yourself to a potential lover...
I was disapointed of my mistake, so I create the discussion:
What's the worst line someone said to you, or that you used on someone?
Did it work?
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Hey baby, you wanna ________ (fill in the blank). No it did not work and as he touched me when I told him not to I elbowed him in the eye. (He was seated and I was standing.)-
I mean, he said that strait like that? You wanna....
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I have received many inappropriate suggestions accompanied by touching from many men who thought they were macho and attractive [she rolls her eyes], and I kicked those who delivered them straight through the goalposts of life. In most cases I simply emasculated them verbally, but where necessary, I used as much force as was required for them not to consider doing so ever again.
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There you go ..sometimes it is necessary to get their undivided attention before you can teach them anything. Bet he didn't need remedial instruction, either. :}
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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?-
that one is actually quite effective -
I wud like to hear about it ... -
i bet u wud... u and the fbi
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I wud be more like CBI, but if you are guilty you have nothing to worry
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what is CBI?
*realizes ruse is up* -
That sounds dreadfully effective.
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Wait!!!!!!!!
tell me if you heard it or said it!!
@timethief, I figured it out. -
Nice shoes, lets fork -
Do you have any German in ya?
You want some?
I never used that one, but it's a pretty bad approach.-
I laugh very loud! So gross and funny!
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I forgot my phone number, can I have yours? -
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
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why don't you come back to mine and ride me like a small asthmatic lavender horse then maybe we can trash people we know while eating peanuts and farting national anthems. -
Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you happy to see me
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That would totally kill me... and the possibility of relationship also lol
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Worst pickup line ever: you remind me so much of my ex ...
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Oooh, that's a total passion killer!!!
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Definitely heard the one 'you look so much like my ex', really not good.
Also 'how do you like your eggs in the morning'...really come on -_-'
Oh this one too! Well it isn't necessarily bad, more original: Girl, if you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be called McBeautiful.-
--groan-- now that's bad. Even worse than comments about the ex.
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I once got approached by a rude old lady for her daughter .. I didn't know where to turn! (But I felt sorry for the girl)
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Yeah! That is a strange situation! Once my mom and our neighbor started to talk about their kids..
Neighbor: Oh my your daughter looks so pretty
my mom: Thank you! Your son has turned into a fine young man, hasn't he
neighbor: Why yes, yes he has.
my mom: They have gotten so big
And then they both looked at me...I was like o_o riight...
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"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" It did not work, but we both had a good laugh.
I much rather would have preferred "you'll do."
j/k-
You'll do ... so easy!
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"What do your boobs look like naked"
Literally got that at a party once. Only I slept with him anyway.-
--grin-- Sometimes you just have to admire sheer audacity, eh?
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True story. A really odd looking, and many decades my age woman walked up to me on the street. She asked," Do you want to fxxx my pusxx?". I though I heard wrong, asked again, and got the same question. -
The line I used was, "I've been waiting 30 years to meet you...". Didn't work too well.
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ive never used it but..
Can someone pass the tartar sauce, cus your quite the catch! -
I'll be like a lawyer with the way I will keep getting you off
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