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WORST MOVIE EVER

Posted by GFG • 4/01/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic

My vote as follow:
1. CLOVERFIELD - Major Motion Sickness Generator..SUCK big time!

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4/01/08

earthandeconomy

An Inconvenient Truth!

-April Fools

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4/01/08

DeFiction

Caligula & Epic Movie

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1. 4/01/08
  
  earthandeconomy
  
  I second that vote on Epic movie!
4/01/08

aningeniousname

Titanic, awful script and some of the worst acting ever seen. I actually cheered when I saw the iceberg coming.

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4/01/08

kdawg68

1. Howard the Duck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVb2xZn2gqY

2. Star Crash
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-dwjrinK0
(note: the above clip contains David Hasslehoff fighting with a lightsaber)

3.Night of the Lepus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY

4.Switchblade Sisters
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZycGIo9apI

5. The Food of the Gods
www.youtube.com/watch?v=trvApYG3wCs

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1. 4/01/08
  
  acousticguitarist
  
  1. Howard the Duck
  
  good heavens
  
  2. Star Crash
  
  atrocious
  
  3.Night of the Lepus
  
  Crap
  4.Switchblade Sisters
  
  unbelievable
  
  5. The Food of the Gods
  
  ugghhh
  
  That's it, I'm never going to America
2. 4/01/08
  
  crkian
  
  Howard the Duck was fantastic
3. 4/01/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  Technically Star Crash was Italian.
4. 4/01/08
  
  Madcrow
  
  Oh come on.. Howard the Duck was awesome.. i actually just bought it on DVD the other day.. LOL..
5. 4/01/08
  
  Mewie
  
  I loved Howard the Duck when I was a child... I just saw it again last week and got so frustrated b/c I realize it's such a bad movie.
  
  There are just some things you should never see again and just remember it as "good."
6. 4/01/08
  
  MadameX
  
  Um.
  
  What exactly were you EXPECTING when you went to a movie called "Switchblade Sisters"?
4/01/08

lamenews

anything by michael moore

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4/01/08

kdawg68

Troll 2 - forgot to mention that one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UpkM97y76M
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92q0bMbOYYM&feature=related

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4/01/08

kdawg68

Worst movies ever montage

- featuring a ninja and a horse!!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j3DQsbeXjI

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4/01/08

inmyredhead

...Howard- The Duck.... No way to control him... Howard- The Duck...

Grrreat. Thanks so much for that.

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4/01/08

crkian

Titanic
Brokeback Mountain
Starwars episode 1
Brother Bear
Epic Movie
Anything by Pee Wee Fucking HErman

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1. 4/01/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  I forgot "Broke arse mounting" I'm definitely with you on that one it put me off cowboy films forever.
2. 4/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Hahahahaha!!!
  
  I agree with all of these and please add all the Star Wars movies to this list.
3. 4/01/08
  
  Madcrow
  
  Brokeback Mountain? Really? I have to say that it was Heath Ledgers best work, that is until The Dark Knight comes out.. His role is a masterpiece..
4. 4/01/08
  
  ender
  
  loved brokeback
  
  plus all the star TREK movies
  
  star WARS rawks
4/01/08

alexmcone

Evolution

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4/01/08

kdawg68

I see no one's referenced "You got served"

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4/01/08

jackpayne

Plan 9 from Outer Space, a 1958 Ed Wood epic.

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1. 4/01/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  classic - I thought of mentioning that as well. I actually like that one for it's badness.
2. 4/01/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  Plan 9 is one of my favourite films ever. I think space vampires are a real menace to the world.
  Why no one doing anything about it!
4/01/08

ekim941

Napoleon Dynamite. First movie I ever saw that made me want to kill myself just so I didn't have to see another second of it.

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1. 4/01/08
  
  crkian
  
  I just couldnt see anything funny in that movie
2. 4/01/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  I actually enjoyed that movie, but it's not for everyone. PLus, if all you heard was the hype about it then it wouldn't live up to expectations. Having caught it when it was relatively unknown, I found it hilarious.
  
  Kip Dynamite the cage fighter? Priceless. And yes, he loves technology.
3. 4/01/08
  
  ender
  
  and dodge ball and bumd and bumder
4/01/08

kdawg68

There's a bad monster movie called "The X From Outer Space" in which they kill the monster with what looks like shaving cream.

There's also that classic baddy who's name escapes me that features dogs called "shrews" or something, attacking a cabin. You'd recognize it if you saw it.

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4/01/08

crkian

Earth Girls Are Easy, splash, manaquin

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4/01/08

kdawg68

Leonard Part VI

or was it Part VII?

Did you know that movie is so bad that Bill Cosby bought all the rights to it to prevent it from being shown on tv? He was so embarrassed by it's awfulness. Thank god for youtube.

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4/01/08

offendedblogger

THE SHINING!!!

Ugh, that one sucks. Nothing good about it except the freak in the bear suit.

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1. 4/01/08
  
  MadameX
  
  Which one?
4/01/08

Madcrow

10,000 BC.. Hmm, wait until I review that..

And The Comebacks.. WOW! I reviewed it a while back and it was lucky to receive it's .5 out of 5.. Check out the review here.. tomorrows-entertainment.com/the-comebacks-review/

Lucky You.. Starring Eric Bana and Drew Barrymore.. You can check out my review and it's 1 out of 5 here.. tomorrows-entertainment.com/lucky-you-review/

The Condemned.. Starring ' Stone Cold ' Steve ' WHAT ' I said ' Stone Cold ' Steve Austin.. He may be a great WWE wrestler, but he can't act.. Check out it's 1 out of 5 review here..
tomorrows-entertainment.com/the-condemned-review/

Then again how about this.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKGehSw5ht8

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4/01/08

Donlewis

The Terror of Tiny Town.

An all-midget western from 1938.

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1. 4/01/08
  
  Norski
  
  That was my entry.
  
  The first, and (as far as I know) last all-midget (as the narrator announced) western. That's not what makes it awful. The movie was cited in the seventies as having the worst (or among the worst) continuity of any motion picture made to date. Of course, there's been about three decades' worth of devolution since then.
  
  Samples, from imdb ( www.imdb.com/title/tt0030845/ ):
  # Continuity: Arriving at Preston's ranch, Haines ties his horse securely to the hitching rail. Leaving, a minute later, he mounts the now un-secured, untied horse.
  # Audio/visual unsynchronized: When the dwarves are playing their musical instruments, the guy playing the cello gets his bow stuck in the strings and has to fight like mad to get it out. But the music continues.
  
  Not mentioned in imdb, but a detail I remember from a description (I've never seen this thing): a character gallops out with one color hat (or horse?), inexplicably shows up in next with one of different color.
  
  Wow.
  
  Any movie buffs out there, to fill in details about this dramatic debacle?
4/01/08

jjwright85

First Daughter with Katie Holmes - lol

Man I hated that movie

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4/01/08

rippinkitten

Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!

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4/01/08

kdawg68

Dunston Checks In
Megaforce
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai
The Ice Pirates
Ticks
Tank Girl
Biodome
Good Burger

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4/01/08

MadameX

The Three Amigos. I was in such disbelief during that movie that I actually went home and told people that they had to go see it, even though it was the dumbest movie I'd ever seen, just because it defied description unless you'd experienced it firsthand. There were about three VERY funny scenes in it, but they were all in the previews.

My husband would say High Fidelity. He so hated that movie that he would never again watch EITHER a movie that my sister recommended or one with John Cusack in it...and he maintains to this day that it was 6 or 8 hours long.

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1. 4/01/08
  
  Norski
  
  Is that the 1986, Chevy Chase / Steve Martin live action movie? I think I see your point.
  
  Sorry - I got slightly crossed wires in my memory, and merged the Disney Saludos Amigos and Three Caballeros films.
2. 4/01/08
  
  MadameX
  
  I think that's exactly the kind of mishap that occurred during scripting.
4/01/08

EcoInsomniac

Ultraviolet was the worst movie ever!

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4/01/08

Uneyed

Most recently: Vantage Point

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4/01/08

clioandme

I usually avoid the awful movies, but my wife took me once to "Body Guard" with Whitney Houston. I was bored out of my skull. Since then I check reviews I trust first.

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4/01/08

pele1

Just finished it...Southland Tales.

All star cast that must've owed the director in some form. Stinker.

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4/01/08

kdawg68

Wait....there's one called something like psycho beach party with a chick named chicklett

Anyway, polkadots make her go schizo and she becomes a ghetto woman. She also has a dominatrix personality. It's so painful to watch.

It has all the classic signs of a bad movie:

-cheesy acting
-bad script
-white people dancing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA_G2Ts8xmo

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4/01/08

Norski

Possibly the worst in my personal experience was one whose title is (mercifully) a suppressed memory. My wife says it may the The Substitute.

My wife and I had high hopes for what promised to be a sort of updated American version of To Sir, With Love. We rented a video, and after about three minutes thought it couldn't possibly get any worse.

We were wrong.

We saw it through to the end, thinking that somewhere in the morass of moribund plot, foul language, and characters who elicited a faint preference that they might all drown together, there might be some nugget of good drama. There wasn't.

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4/01/08

pamelabaker

Battlestar Gallactica

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4/02/08

BRQS

Never saw the whole movie.... It was that bad! But I read in a book that "I Spit on Your Grave" is one of the worst movies ever made.

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