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Worst you've ever done to brother/sister?

Posted by JDh888 • 6/28/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: blog, brother, guilt, humor, maim, sibling, sister, torture, worst

What is the absolute worst thing you've done to a sibling OR a sibling has done to you?

I just almost killed my brother after inventing a new and wonderfully refreshing game: roof darts ...

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6/28/08

wigwam2theorem

Geez, there's no way I can possibly top that. The worst I can think of is raiding his piggy bank...

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1. 6/29/08
  
  kat822
  
  you're such a rebel wigwam
2. 6/29/08
  
  wigwam2theorem
  
  Yeah, I don't fit in around here... (hangs head in shame)
3. 6/29/08
  
  kat822
  
  you fit in justttttttttttttt fine sweetie
4. 6/29/08
  
  wigwam2theorem
  
  Thanks, kat. Apparently no one can top JD, so I feel normal again
5. 6/29/08
  
  kat822
  
  lol too funny
6. 6/29/08
  
  JDh888
  
  well i did that too ....
6/28/08

chrisc324

I duct-taped my brother to the wall once.

Wait a minute, I'm an only child. Who the hell was that then?

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1. 6/29/08
  
  JDh888
  
  lmao
6/28/08

DrowseyMonkey

OMG! geez ... I'm glad my sister was a lot older than me ... and not that crazy!

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6/28/08

kat822

I don't think my brother considered it the worst thing, but for his 16th birthday I snuck him into a strip joint

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1. 6/29/08
  
  wigwam2theorem
  
  I think the only people who would consider that "worst" would be your parent(s).
2. 6/29/08
  
  kat822
  
  well it's a funny story I am planning to blog about it soon, so you will have to check it out
6/28/08

suburbqueen

There was the time I made him eat tree leaves because I said they were spinach and would make him as strong as popeye. There was also the time I told him to pick up a mouse the cat had been playing with because there was no way it could hurt him now (it bit his finger and wouldn't let go).

There's more, but good times, good times.

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1. 6/29/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  omg ... lol
2. 6/29/08
  
  suburbqueen
  
  I was nice sometimes...
3. 6/29/08
  
  JDh888
  
  man i'm liking you a lot
  
  i too tormented my brothers .....
6/29/08

xtremer

I cannot even think of it, I'll get a few deep gashes if I do anything.....

Once, I pricked my elder sis with a compass, but noo, she wasn't hurt, in fact, I got five deep gashes when she scratched me with her huge nails!!

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6/29/08

Arcticulates

I was the eldest thereby forced to watch over the 5 younger siblings.

But there was a time that I told them "If they pricked a hole in each pinto bean in the chili, before they ate it, that it would let out all the gas, so they would not have to worry about farting later.

Since I was the eldest and the smart one(tee-hee) they believed me, and it took them forever to finish dinner...(much to mom and dad's dismay).

They caught on to my, shall I say "deception" later! LOL

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1. 6/29/08
  
  JDh888
  
  oldest rocks!
6/29/08

voodooKobra

^
4chan is that way, if you want truly fucked up stories.

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1. 6/29/08
  
  kat822
  
  such a rebel voodo, using your weekend words lol
6/29/08

jackpayne

Nothing. Didn't have a brother or sister.

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6/29/08

aningeniousname

When I was growing up we had an outside toilet and the back door was very hard to open for a five year old, so I was desperate and peed in my three year old sister's drinking cup. I'm sure you can imagine the rest.

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6/29/08

ThriftShopRomantic

I didn't have siblings, but I did have cousins. One of my cousins was always attempting to frame the rest of us for various deeds.

So in retaliation we would hold him down and tickle him until he wet himself...

Kid justice.

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6/29/08

kab625

I terrorized my older sister with an earthworm (nightcrawler). Unfortunately, it also terrorized my mother. I chased her about with it in my hand while she ran around the house screaming.

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4/30/09

SyedImranShah

I wish I could have done something weired...got unlucky!!

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4/30/09

pandanartrepublic

i borrow my sister money but never paid it back..
yeah!how jerk i am...
paid it back someday..

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4/30/09

GeorgiaBelle

I am the middle of 4 siblings. I have an olders sister, older brother, and 2 younger brothers. Growing up with my oldest brother was simply hell, but we have grown past our immature pranks (maybe not). Growing up he would hide in the trees and when I came running or walking my legs and arms would start stinging from getting shot at with a bb gun. My younger brother put a black snake in my bed one time which made me pee all over myself. But most of my tortue came from my oldest brother. My oldest brother got a dirt bike for christmas one year, and he took all the other brothers and sisters riding. He took me riding through the woods and he yelled DUCK, when i didnt duck, i was knocked off by a low lying tree limb and had quite a knot on my forehead. After that mother wouldnt let him ride me around anymore. one day i got so mad over everyone riding but i couldnt, that evening while all were in the house, I got on his dirt bike after watching him all day long, i knew i could drive it. apparently it wasnt like I thought, and i ended up crashing it into a bunch of trees. I didnt get hurt too bad, some cuts and bruises, but I bent the handle bars, broke the fender, dented the gas tank, etc. He was quite POed for awhile! The list goes on and on but I will stop there.

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4/30/09

FancyObsessions

Not talk to my sister for two months because she disapproved of the person i was seeing.

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4/30/09

Shy

disowned them

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6/05/09

radioflyer1980

My brother was 5 years younger than me and I used to have to babysit him for free. I don't know if it was the WORST thing I ever did, but when he was acting up, I stuck him in the clothes dryer and threatened to turn it on if he didn't quit being annoying.

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6/05/09

Selvia

I hate my older sister.

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6/05/09

MarriedMayhem

My brother told me our car was haunted. He would let the sun catch his watch and tell me the reflection on the roof was a ghost. Mum couldn't understand why I would not get into the car. Such an ar..... =)

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7/02/09

tanzy

Its pretty normal stuff.. had him stuff dirty socks in his mouth .. :|

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7/02/09

LolitaV

i bought her a vibrator.

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7/02/09

Floormodel

my parents were gone for the weekend and we had a sitter we convinced to let us watch 'House of Wax'. When we went to bed that night he hid in my room while I was in the bathroom and waited until I was in bed, lights off, and almost asleep, and then he jumped up from the side of the bed wearing a rubber halloween mask.

I may forgive him someday

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