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Would you prefer to do "work" in an outhouse or public restroom?
Posted by dbowles1017 • 10/23/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: the choice is yours
If you had to choose an outhouse or a public restroom, which one?
User Comments
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Oh I like my "work" anywhere I can "work" it.-
We're talking about pooping, right?
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Work can be anything you want it to be
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Can "work" be potato salad?
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lotusb you said
"We're talking about pooping, right?"
Why would potato salad be pooping? -
I think the right potato salad poops often.
I think your obessed with it.
"It" meaning potato salad. -
lotusb you said
I think the right potato salad poops often.
I think your obessed with it.
"It" meaning potato salad.
this is about work, not it. I don't understand what you are asking.
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I can do my "work" anywhere. No shame in my game.-
So you are saying you can do work in an outhouse or public restroom?
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MissSuzie, why do you keep challenging me with blanks?
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MissSuzie, you said
what do you mean?
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an outhouse, I like a natural setting for my "work"-
floormodel Sounds lovely, but what if you run into a bear?
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I won't run into a bear in an outhouse, bears work in the woods.
But if I run into a bear I hope it's not Yogi, he'd steal my picnic basket -
Floormodel, who is this Yogi? Why are you avoiding answering me?
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Yogi is Booboos big bear buddy. why are you hatin on the Yogster? are you an ursaphobic?
does it scare you to think of Winnie the poo??? -
Floormodel- you said
Yogi is Booboos big bear buddy. why are you hatin on the Yogster? are you an ursaphobic?
does it scare you to think of Winnie the poo???
I don't understand what you are asking -
I'm saying ..
if a bear works in the woods does anyone hear him?
and does the bear like roller blading in San Fransico in the winter wearing a purple and orange knitted hat? -
Floormodel, Are you asking about bears because of some unconscious fetish with bears?
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DB your overuse of the word "bear" makes me think you like being nekkid
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floormodel, funny that you would try to turn this on me.
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DB what an odd way to reply, do bears turn you on?
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floormodel, why would bears turn me on?
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DB why do you think I would think bears turn you on?
tell me how this video makes you feel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNC3dgreaU -
floormodel, your video was not amusing
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Can I change my answer to "cubicle"??
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lotusb, I don't understand why you continue to challenge me with multiple answers
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I visit you blog! See mine as well!
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lotusb, are you advertising in my thread?
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I visit you blog! See mine as well!
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I grew up with outhouses. (For a while we only had a stand-up/or squat chicken coop, but Dad soon built a one seater. Whitewashed it outside. To make it look neat.) I was starting the 9th grade (this was 1953) when we finally got an indoor bathroom. With bathtub! (Previously we used a tin wash tub. Placed in the kitchen on Saturdays - bathing day - and heated with water boiled on the wood cook stove.)
Loved the flush of the commode. The use of actual toilet paper - and not a old Sears catalog or last weenend's newspaper.
Life in the Arkansas Ozarks.
Story-telling country.-
Rivy- Thank you for your serious answer.
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side eye
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lotusb, you said
side eye
I don't understand -
Me either.
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lotusb, then why are you talking?
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Not sure.
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lotusb, if you are not sure then why are posting?
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Satan told me to.
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lotusb, Jesus died for you, why would you bring santa into this ?
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Santa touched me while I was sleeping.
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lotusb, Jesus will save you. Just accept him
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Dbowles totally pleasured himself to old sears catalogs so he sympathizes with your words
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Is the outhouse situated near a forest?-
carpitt, the outhouse is wherever you conclude it to be
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Can the outhouse be in my restroom?
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lotusb, I don't understand why you continue to challenge me
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You make me loose faith in humanity...thats why!
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If no one tells me where it is, I will have an accident
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Lotusb- Jesus gave his life. I hope you regain faith.
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Jesus gave me rug burn.
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lotusb, Jesus would do no such thing
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I'd prefer to just do 'it' whenever, wherever.-
aspotofblog, what is this 'it' you speak of?
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I hear a familiar tune Aspot ^_^ -
Whatever you want 'it' to be, ach... I mean db.
@TJ
What is this 'familiar tune' of which you speak? -
Whenever, wherever of a Super flexible Singer
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TJlubrano, what does what you said have to do with my topic?
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You know, I just like to add a little twist in a discussion.
I can't promise that it won't happen again. -
tjlubrano, Thank you. It is best to not challenge me
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Maybe I will challenge you, it can be fun.
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TJlubrano, Challenging me is not fun
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DBowles, sure it can be fun.
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TJlubrano, what can be fun?
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Challenging you...can be fun. You as in DBowles you. Just in case you will think that it is about someone else.
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TJlubrano, why are you saying my name so much?
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To let you know, that this time it is about you.
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TJlubrano, what is about me?
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In a way, this whole thread is about you and you wanting to know about everyone's preferences about where they work.
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I always felt like I was going to go down the hole in the outhouse at my Grandpa's ranch, it was not a nice feeling. So, restroom for me.-
Deray28, So you are saying that you would like to use a restroom and not a outhouse.
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Yes, that is what I clearly say. Are you trying to over analyze my response?
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Deray28, I am not analyzing anything.
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But you said
"Deray28, So you are saying that you would like to use a restroom and not a outhouse."
When I had already said I would use a restroom. So, why would you say that if not to over analyze me? You are not making any sense. -
Deray28, you said
But you said
"Deray28, So you are saying that you would like to use a restroom and not a outhouse."
When I had already said I would use a restroom. So, why would you say that if not to over analyze me? You are not making any sense.
Why are you challenging me? -
I always felt like I was going to go down the hole in the outhouse at my Grandpa's ranch
Deray, did you have a sword or a dagger when you went down the hole? -
Why am I challenging you? because it brings the crazy out easier and it is more fun!
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Floor, I had neither, I was 6-9 years old, how could I have a dagger or a sword at that age? jajajaja
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floormodel, you said
I always felt like I was going to go down the hole in the outhouse at my Grandpa's ranch
Deray, did you have a sword or a dagger when you went down the hole?
What does daggers and swords have to do with this thread? -
if you didn't have a sword or dagger what would you do if you ran into a bear?
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floormodel I wouldnt run into a bear
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you must be Einstein then.
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floormodel, thank you for your compliment
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I never heard Einstein running into a bear, so I guess the devil is right, he wouldn't. Floor if you keep using Einstein like that I'm going to have to report you.
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double post
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Deray28, Why did you post 2 times?
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I didn't BC did!
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Deray28, so you are saying that BC is making you make mistakes?
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Yes DB, BC is making me make mistakes, jajajaja
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I don't have a preference where I would "work" it.
But to have an outhouse near a beach would be lovely.
Have to say, some interesting discussions have popped up lately...-
TJlubrano, then where will you do work?
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Like I said, no preference.
As long as the bears, owls, crabs, turtles stay far far away...then I can work.
The animals are only an example of what can bug you during your "work" -
Tjlubrano, what if there are animals?
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If there were animals, I just use a couple of stones or maybe a stick to chase them away, you know, whatever is around....
and then I would proceed working. -
TJlubrano, you said
If there were animals, I just use a couple of stones or maybe a stick to chase them away, you know, whatever is around....
and then I would proceed working.
So you condone violence to aniamls? -
@TJ
Stop being a twisted, flexible wolf in your answers to me.
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I will throw it on self defense. Anything to get the work done.
@ Aspot: hehehe ^_^, but I'm not twisted super flexible....
Oh wolfs can be tricky though, to chase away. -
aspotofblog, you said
@TJ
Stop being a twisted, flexible wolf in your answers to me.
I am not being twisted -
DBowles, Aspot wasn't reffering to you.
Don't worry, you aren't twisted. -
TJlubrano, then why would she have posted that?
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Yes, if you read Aspot's answer below, you will find out that the comment wasn't for you.
Didn't you tell earlier that this post isn't about you?
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I'm a little freaked out at how well db is mimicking...
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As am I.
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MissSuzie, you said
I'm a little freaked out at how well db is mimicking...
What do you mean? -
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MissSuzie, why are you responding in blanks?
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This thread has sucked the life out of my brains.
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MissSuzie, you should pray to jesus.
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Derek
If you had analyzed my answer correctly, you would've seen that my answer was not aimed at you. Not everything is about you, and please learn to relax. -
aspotofblog, you said
Derek
If you had analyzed my answer correctly, you would've seen that my answer was not aimed at you. Not everything is about you, and please learn to relax.
but that makes it about me.
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I just carry a box of disposable diapers. Makes "it" easy wherever I am.-
nothingprofound, so you don't care where you do your work?
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LMFAO @ NP!!!!!!!!
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Correct. I started carrying the diapers because I had a few "it" accidents at work. So the firm put me on permanent disability.
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I'm watching the page ads change
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Floormodel, what are you saying about?
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OMG...I'm like cracking up at work you guys....
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lotus, are you working in an outhouse?
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Cubicle...however...same difference.
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lotusb, What does cubicle have to do with this?
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Sometimes I cry in here.
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lotusb, you said
Sometimes I cry in here.
Jesus can help you
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DB...
to retain accuracy you should definitely start misspelling more sht.-
lotusb, please do not challenge me
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((raises lightsaber))
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lotusb, you said
((raises lightsaber))
What are you asking me? -
Challenging you to a duel!!!
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lotusb, I don't want you to challenge me
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((smacks db with metal glove))
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lotusb, I do not understand why you want to kill me.
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Then don't think about it...just let it happen.
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lotusb, you said
Then don't think about it...just let it happen.
Don't think about what? wjat is this 'it'?
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DBowles, what would you choose? An outhouse or a public restroom or something else? DO you have a preference? Can you work everywhere?
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TJlubrano, This is not about me
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Why not? You are also part of the society. Why leaving yourself out of it? Are you conducting a research? Will you make a pretty graph of all the answers you get?
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TJlubrano, I am not conducting research
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Too bad.
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TJlubrano, Too bad what?
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That all this lovely data will go to waste and you won't be making a pretty graph out of it.
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TJlubrano, there is no data
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Again, too bad.
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TJlubrano, you said
Again, too bad.
WHat is again too bad?
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It all depends whether you have newspaper, or corncobs, in your outhouse.-
hatingtherain, it is up to you to chose.
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Corncobs???
I'm seeing kernals stuck in odd places. -
Leaves work. Well, in the fall they are a little brittle. Just be careful. Don't use poison oak or ivy. My preference, actually, was Sears catalogs. I liked to look at the women underwear sections. Don't know why? Age 9 or 10. It just made me giggle.
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Bathroom I have seen several out houses and the smell gets to me just like portapotties.-
amybird21, what is a portapotties?
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the ones at concerts and stuff the little blue houses you go to the bathroom in. The ones people like to tip over while you are inside of them.
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amybird, I understand. Have you had experience being tipped over?
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no but have tipped someone in one. Hubby use to tip over out houses when growing up. It must be a tradition.
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It's all depends on how you analyse things from a wide perspective.
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hatingtherain, why are you analyzing things?
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She's trying to kill u too.
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DBowles you said:
Why are you anylizing things?
You are putting my words back at me. Why don't you stick to the topic? -
hatingtherain, you said
DBowles you said:
Why are you anylizing things?
You are putting my words back at me. Why don't you stick to the topic?
why do you hate the rain? It is a creation of God
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LotusB:
I AM trying to kill him, but he won't stand still long enough for me to chop off his head.-
((handing over lightsaber)) try this...better reach.
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What about a port-a-potty... does that count as a cubicle?-
I suppose it depends upon the calliber of one's work.
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lifeshighway, Hi, what does cubicle have to do with my orignal topic?
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DB-I don't think you give a @#%&* about my poopie problems. You just want to increase your google rank.
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nothingprofound, you said
DB-I don't think you give a @#%&* about my poopie problems. You just want to increase your google rank.
What is my google rank, and why would I want it increased? -
I can increase my google rank by making up a discussion. i have a lot to learn. I am still trying to figure out HMLT code and how to do my blog correctly. I have no idea about rank and all that other such stuff.
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No outhouses for this girl .. I'm too worried something might crawl up and bite my hoo hoo ...-
My biggest fear is getting bit on my hoo hoo...
Let me rephrase...
My biggest fear is getting bit on my hoo hoo by a BUG. -
bettieblogger, is something biting your hoo hoo a normal concern for you?
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D, not a normal concern .. however, once when we were travelling across the country I had to pee REAL bad. It was the middle of the night on the highway and not a soul was around so we pulled over and I made my way into the ditch.
A wind must have started up cause the grass rustled and tickled my bum, I was in mid pee and let me tell ya .. I've never ran so fast and so far in my life lol ...
It was a very traumatic experience for me so outhouses are absolutely out of the question!-
Bettieblogger, thank you for your response.
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Hmmm, no response from you D, I must shave "overshared" and frightened you off ... come back horned man, come back!
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bettieblogger, I am still here. What do you mean frightened me?
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you know ... "frightened" you
"away"-
bettieblogger, you said
you know ... "frightened" you
"away"
Who is you? and why are they away?
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I prefer to "work" in a "public restroom" if by "work" you mean "give blowjobs" and by "public restroom" you mean "public restroom."-
projectjulio, work can mean whatever you conclude it to be.
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He never tires...it's like watching Dave Chapelle perform that 28 hour stand up routine... (or how ever long)
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lotusb, How racist of you.
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I nominate this thread for Outstanding Achievement in Entertainment.-
Friday13, thank you, but how does that pertain to this topic?
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It is relevant in that Jesus gave LotusB rug burn, which rates a 9.7 on the LOL-o-meter, which is hard work, which presumably was done in a private restroom, as few outhouses have carpet.
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I can't believe how much time was wasted on this, especially by you DB. I got all the way down to Rivy, so I can't those 5 minutes back either.-
DailyBeerReview, I don't understand what you mean.
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Public restroom, better gossip! Less flies!-
DaniG, Do you have something against flies?
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Yeah, I gave a fly a funeral once. Made a coffin out of a pistachio shell. It's a long story involving asking my hubby to finish the closet. When the bids hit $20K, I told him it was overkill and wrote him a fly fable about a man who so wanted to impress his wife that when she asked him to kill a fly he hired consultants and the fly died of old age before the job got done. The husband then insisted on having a full Catholic funeral for the fly. To go with it, I made an elaborate casket for a dead fly and put it in a plastic viewing case like they did for Lennon. I then set it atop his dinner plate. He was NOT immpressed. Naughty Dani. Naughty Dani! I stay married to this man because he's worth twice my stuff!
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Cannot believe I missed your joke, DB. The double meaning of "flies." You got me! Duh! Now, I feel totally stupid! And it does strike me that there are way more "flies" in a public bathroom than an outhouse! I'm quitting now before I dig myself any deeper!
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Hey as long as I don't have to clean either of them who cares? -
wow...lamest thread ever.
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What is it with you calling everyone lame today?
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lame
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&*(^ U CA!
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super lame
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my skills are suited for more intimate environments..rest house would be a fantasy fulfilled
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