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You can't kill this thread!
Posted by jeremyjanson • 8/04/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: awefulness, competition, gnomes, humor, joke, silliness, sulliness
Whoever kills this thread first, wins. Let the games begin!
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Nazi
Goodwin's Law.
Thread is now officially dead.-
But I like Nazis.
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BANG BANG! it's dead-
I just want to bang bang bang....
ROFLMAO
I'm gonna have to go find that stupid vid now. -
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Unloads AK-47 at thread. HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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...and that's why they call it a donkey show.-
eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeee
better than sheep - I suppose - eh? -
I thought it was called a honky show!
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NAZI - --- see you're a Nazi...
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This thread is a lot better than some other threads on BC. Which I am officially staying away from. -
damn pills. -
*whistles* BOOM.......*thread fades away in mushroom cloud*
This thread has officially been nuked-
SPAM -
Nukin only good for cookin brother!
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Nukin only good for cooking butter.
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SPAM
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SPAM
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SPAM
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SPAM
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SPAM
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I don't want no ham, I want some spam.
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issues....hah!
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You have more issues then a magazine.
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*gets a chainsaw* and cuts a dead tree.
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I'm a lumberjack and that's okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day!
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lalalalalala *vocalizes to a high female voice*
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Bonanza! It's a bonanza! It's a bonanananazaaaa!!!!(Gives CMF a warm, fuzzy hug!)
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oh yeah i am a teddy bear
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Of course you are, with little gum drop spots on your collar and big fluffly ears!!!!!
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dang i thought i killed it
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Nope. (Unloads AK-47 in to CMF.)
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i win-
Oh no you didn't. (Unloads AK-47 in to dbowles.)
Two bodies so far!
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uhu? hmm the big brown fox jumped over the fence *turns into a zombie and eats jeremy*
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(Unloads AK-47 in to big brown fox.)
Three bodies.
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winky winky bum bum poo!
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(Unloads AK-47 in to winky winky bum bum poo!)
Four Bodies -
*winks*
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(Unloads AK-47 in to *winks*)
Five Bodies.
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*the zombie lives*
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AND DIESSS!!!! (Unloads AK-47 in to zombie.)
Four Bodies.
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Jason Voorhees comes in and slashes the sh!t out of this thread - you can't kill jason!!
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It's slashed, but being a thread it becomes a million new threads, all requiring their own special destruction.
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superman arrives and sends this thread to pluto, there in witnessing the march of the alien fairies.
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But first Jason had arrived, slashing the thread, and then Superman only sent one section of the thread to pluto, wherein it kicked alien fairie ***.
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I have kill several threads with just one comment, so, here, DIE THREAD DIEEE!-
I'm gonna have to go the ammo store soon.
(Unloads AK in to Deray28)
Six Bodies. -
(snipes JJ, then screams "HEAD SHOT!")
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(Giant tiger leaps out of the woods and eats Dbowles.)
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I think I broke one of my friends
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I think I ate one of my firends
And then I ate my own body along with the other six. -
Did she move one way and you moved the other?
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She over heated. (yes it's a real person pervs)
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Yeah, but she slapped my face first.
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Where's he gnome when you need him? He's the official thread killah. -
Are you guys talking about sex? -
Can we talk about sex?
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not here we can't.
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how about a link drop then?
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Then this thread will get deleted. So technically I would have killed the thread thus won the game.
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now theres a good point
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Thank you
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There is still a soccer thread however
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I'm offended.
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That would make good wallpaper
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REPORTED!!!!
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I better keep posting so I can win.
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Hahahaha! Cookingasshole dropped a link!
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Next person to comment on this thread is a knob jockey-
You are what you eat
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Carpitt is going to rob you.
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Oh really Sam? Interesting
Me rob? huh? -
You have a bank robber mask on.
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I do not! Refresh
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Ahhhhhh bah humbug! you changed that on me - I do believe a knob jockey is delectable caramel and rice crispy chocolate bar
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I think it was a Freudian slip on you part Sammy
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I think it was more a matter of the time it takes to edit a comment going in your favor
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Really? As if I would do a thing like that.
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@Sam & db: Beautifully offensive wallpaper.
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Perhaps.
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Claire - that is AMAZINGLY scary - your avie that is.
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Which one? Refresh!
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you're current one is very scary...
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more depressing than scary
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I have bloody changed it.
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I was referring to the new one
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I have changed it back to the original braclava
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We know...
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Knobhead
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Claire, please make it go away, I need to sleep tonight!
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Its gone and thanks a lot! Bitch!
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Reported!
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Twat
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You are frakking welcome
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Oh you fooker
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reported again!
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tosspot
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You won't win this carpitt
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Twat. Knob. Wanker. Crpitt.
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Oh piss flaps the lot of you
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buy a toothbrush
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Get some platform shoes
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I can't believe you went there...
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Where? Oh down there.
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Perv.
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You like to engage in man love and that is why you needed advice on lube the other night.
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Oui
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Oh really? I thought as much.
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Oh man.... I have to give it to you carpitt. Well played. *bow*
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So because of this you have developed an even bigger crush on me? Offering me your heart on plate?
Who said romance was dead. -
I have to give credit when credit is due. You got me
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Well I am not sure I want you? But thanks!
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too bad.
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Now now children, cant we all get along before this thread gets deleted???
Balls, ballbag-
piss off you bloody wanker!
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You cant pull off the accent.
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You can't pull off the anything
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I don't want to.
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Good. I don't want you too.
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Do so
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Why don't you just bloody wank your muvver, cr? And then have some tea afterwards?
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Much better accent, much more disturbing though lol
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errr.... puppy snuff porn?-
o_0
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WITH A CHERRY ON TOP! YEEEHAAAAWWWW!!!!
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I prefer kitty snuff
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gerbil for me
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you guys are freaks
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there really is no clean way to eat a devilled sausage is there?
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hehe wow I thought for sure that'd be a killer
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Squirt gun! -
No squirting here.....
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Dust hands, wipes prints off of gun. -
I knew it! Cr has a kitty crush fetish. Frigging muvva of Lucifer!
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Oops!
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you're not using the golden gun
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I don't do Bond movies I'm clueless. It's Pierce Brosnan he's a good looking older guy w/ a gun.
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Die I said.-
see above
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see above.
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see this comment.
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No, see this one.
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Dayum Shirley there was no need to bring 007 into this!
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Pierce Brosnan made a handsome James Bond.
... But he won't kill this thread.-
Tell me about it, I like to dress up like james bond, except with high heels and fishnets and do the vacuuming.
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TMI
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Those fishnets... just killed my... hard-on. Mwahahahahaha
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I guess you win?
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Hey hey hey, not so fast
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It's aliiiiive!
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It's like that balloon game "don't let it hit the floor"
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Want to discuss the Obama health care plan? Nah. I don't want to actually kills this thread. Problem is I end up killing a lot of threads. I am bad luck. I show up, and people flee. I feel...so alone.-
Sends a hug to Dave, don't feel bad, I'm a thread killer too
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This thread is so sexy!-
Please tell me that is photoshopped!!!!
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Ok OK! You win. You are THE thread killer! Yikes...I am blind...I can't see.
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I don't like that, I dont like that at all
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You kids should head off to bed - It is a school night after all
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Yes Daddy Sam, it is almost 9, can you tell me a bedtime story?
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Yes I can, have you heard the story about Dbowles, CookingAsshole, Jeunelle and the 3 gladiator lizard men?
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I don't know that one, I don't know that one! do teeeell
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Its a really long story (in other words thats all I've got)
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no story, no bed!
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yeah what about that? *realizes that a lot of people want to kill the thread*
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Hahaha this is the graffiti thread!!!! the ultimate oh yeah!I will splash paint on it.
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Where have you been? - very limited amount of posts from you today, are you feeling ok?
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I was at work. then I had to take a bus ride home. then i had to have my breakfast. than i had to listen to music lol.
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Work? what is this thing you speak of???
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work=thread killer.
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OK, personal banter is a thread killer. First breakfast, now lets discuss lunch, then this thread is dead!
I was at Subway for lunch today. I had their 6-inch tuna. With cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion. No spices or oils. They asked if I wanted to meal. I said “No”. I am trying to recall exactly how much it cost and the change back.
Damn…thread killer!
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ok i am just sitting here listening to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=imzkwkgUF4E
and something says at the back of my mind 'thread kiler'.-
Checking it out..is very nice.
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There are only 3 (possibly 4) who are still contributing to this thread, and as soon as we go, the thread will be dead.
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Dayum! I really don't want to go to bed now
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Then a funeral might be in order. We may have to go off darkly into the night. But I don't want to take blame for killing the "Can't kill this thread" thread! What a stigma! I killed enough threads. I won't take the blame for this. Someone else has to post the last comment...not ME!
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When I said we - you know I mean't me, and when I said sweet I meant dirty.
A quote from whom you may ask??? -
America's got talent is still on, so I'll still be here for a while admiring (I mean laughing) at talented (not) people.
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interesting that only one of the judges is actually american
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A bunch of the contestants are not american either, they live here but are from someplace else.
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Nothing beats the russian dude from the first season - the one that wore the angel wings and cried all the time
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Deray28 yeah that's a good idea. It's called The False America's Got Talent
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Whaaattt? Ok that just made my hair stand .
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OK Sam...You have the last word. The death of this thread is on YOUR shoulders! I won't have the last comment!
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You may do - I'm only here for another 30mins before my shift is over. And i doubt I'll be online tonight - fringe will be on!!
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hmmmm...ok Sam, trust the force!
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the force is trusted of course
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Mmmmmm jelly
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Yum! I love anything that's red, dripping and tastes like strawberry.
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Because one wasn't enough, Leonid The Magnificent went back to audition for season 2
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCVEGUVPybE-
Ahhh leonid the magnificent thats what his name was!! he has his own webpage, I know this because im really him, no - because one christmas I made wrapping paper out of the most f'ed up people who I'd seen on tv that year and he was one of them
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Really? Wow that's what I call persistence to the highest level. Oh well whatever rocks one's boat. I am glad to know there are people in this world who continue to push the edge of our seats.
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Is that last line a metaphor for anything?
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heck Sam I don't know what I am meaning in that one.
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I just realized how low the music business has gone. I mean, if you have to promote your new song in America's got talent, something is wrooong! *shakes head*
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I guess, it's what sells hahahahaha. The other alternative would be Britain's got talent.
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I forgot to say that Maria Carey will be presenting her new song on America's got talent tomorrow *head desk*
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free publicity - will she get all 3 votes from the judges though?
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I hope she gets 3 X's!
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Thats it - I've had enough of you lot, I'm going home!!
While I'm gone you can read my blog - I would link drop but that could result in the thread being deleted thus making me the winner, and I wouldn't want to steal the title from any one of you.-
A large gobblygooky monster follows Sam on the moonlit street home. He feels so safe, so secure, while the monster licks his chops and goes "Gobble, Gobble, Gook, Gook" in a manner soft enoguh to be mistaken for a bird. Sam just looks straight ahead.
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I'm off to bed now. This thread will die in 3..2..1..
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I am still up
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So am I!
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damn!
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double damn!
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Going...going...
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gone?
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(Takes pistol and shoots CA.) Gone.
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*ducks*
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Stinkin wabbit!
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rookies..... pfft
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die die die -
*just woke up and realizes everyone is gone*
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Why isn't it dead yet?
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Any one who posts after this thread agrees to wash my undies for the rest of their lives.
All beautiful girls who post after this will win a 4 nights and five days with me and the not so beautiful ones go to Derek.
All men who post after this thread will have to kiss the underarms of the lady in blacks up some where in this thread.
Now post.-
marketborn wins! (Immediately shoots off underarms of lady in blacks.) Oh, I'm sorry! There's nothing to kiss!
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Ugly girls need lovin too!
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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!
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But I just can't stop! (The body count piles up.)
BTW: I was eaten by a tiger, but then I was pooped out AK intact and still perfectly alive.
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REFEREE: Time for round 2. Round 1 won by marketborn.
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yeah.. I win.
Lets start round two. I wont redo the same post.
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Finally its dead! I just killed it! -
I pooped my pants! 8-) -
i am killing this satanic thread. anyone who posts below me is going to HELL!!!
dead thead~*~dead thread~*~dead thead~*~dead thread~*~dead thead~*~dead thread~*~ -
I guess lolita successfully killed this thread.
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arrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!! die db
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The next person who posts is only doing so to make up for some rather obvious deficiencies in the bedroom.
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I haven't gotten laid in awhile, so that is a deficiency right?
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A worthy adversary...I surrender.
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Accepted.
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This thread still has a pulse? Put it out of its misery. Someone, please. KILL IT DEAD!
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**Shoots thread with AK-47, then shoots aspotofblog** That good enough?
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Once it's dead this time, we'll start ROUND 3!!!!!
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And we'll continue doing it until I win.
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Or until it's been at least 5 rounds! :p :p
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I missed something about the rounds, explain.
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I hate you,
You hate me,
We're a hateful family,
With a shmuck shmuck shmuck and a frying pan to the head,
We can't remember all the bad things we said.
I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!-
LMFAO! I JUST GOT SHOT!!! F*ck that's funny, jeremy. You can't kill this thread by being funny. Death has no sense of humor.
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Actually he does
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So then tell me Death's jokes.
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Knock knock?
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Well, there was the time with the automilker and the dairy farmer and the vengeful cow....
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Who's there?
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Death
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I guess you can't kill this thread! -
Tom Selek called for you all - he said
LET THIS THREAD DIE!!! -
Is Tom Selek still alive? Didn’t he die of something already? I haven’t seen him in anything in a long time. Is Selek as dead as this thread?
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kill it dead www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk1pOUb8a_g
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I did not know so many people are interested in washing my undies.
And those girls who consider themselves beautiful come over to new delhi. You have won a 4nght extravaganza with THE MB. -
According to "THEM", this thread will die in 2012, muhahahaha... -
By then we will make sure the thread is so long that the BC server crashes every time it loads.
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die too fast!-
PlZ don't mind but yes if you lower it little more we will all die and so will the thread.
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I'M SAILING A DREAM BOAT,
IN TO MARKETBORN'S HEAD,
TO TERRIFY HIM,
WHILE HE'S SLEEPING IN BED.... -
I can kill this thread by refusing to comment on it...-
D'oh!
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And I can kill you by refusing to comment on you.
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D'oh!
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Now that everyone is in HEll, can we end this thread!
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But I haven't stoked the fires hot enough yet!
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I am just raring to go. bring it on babe.
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sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle (Flips marketborn with giant burger flipper)
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I win
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I've been known to be a thread killer now and then! Let's see what happens!-
not today
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Not you either.
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curses! foiled again... i guess you win
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Hmmm. I highly doubt that this thread could survive the zombie apocalypse, or a day with Paris Hilton.-
Paris Hilton wins at everything.
But whose to say this thread is NOT a zombie?
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I never win anything!
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I'm sorry.
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No one read this, no one read this, no one read this
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I didn't read it, but I'm still replying to it.
(Slight lie. )
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pew pew
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It's dead.
It's rotting...
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go away please. Thanks
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decapitated
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BURN THE WITCH! BURN WITCHES!!!!!
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Who ever posts after me will have to watch the cake-fart video for 1 hour straight and they are not allowed to move a single facial muscle!
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But I like cake-farts, and I just had botox done. YOU LOSE!!!!
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I have no idea...just roll with it:
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That shop job is so obvious it's not even worth making a fail image out of.
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I agree with TOP
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What? that's me and my dollhouse.
Of course it's fake. But it's still funny as shit. -
I't shall Die NOW!!! ***:D :S :| :(***
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or not! :-P
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This thread has to die. Somebody has to take credit for killing it. What can kill this tread? We need a stake for this vampire. DIE!
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hmm i have an idea someone needs to go through and report all the posts
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It won't work, they don't violate the TOS
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YES WE CAN KILL THIS THREAD!!!
(I MEAN I CAN KILL THIS THREAD!)
(I MEAN I WILL KILL THIS THREAD!)
(I MEAN THE DISCUSSION IS OVER!)
(I MEAN I SEND SEIU THUGS AFTER YOU AND THEN IT'S OVER!) -
here's a thread murdering question...What the bloody hell is the Quantum Hologram? and can it disprove the existence of a god? the entire thread is sucked into a black hole and completely obliterated. what the hell was the point of this to begin with?-
It's a nerd, stone him.
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I WON!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!
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yip...or so you think.
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Round 3. One full day counts as a threadkill.
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Funny how when you say Bang Bang you are dead, it springs to life.. reminds me of ... oh never mind!-
How dare you revive this thread! May it rest in peace!
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Yep.. absolutely ... Amen to that (and a glass of beer)
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DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN EUTHANASIA?!?!?! (Euthanizes CrazyTzu with AK-47 on full auto)
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No I deserve no mercy (thank you)....
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/Splotch! Something slimey lands on gunman's head
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be happy.. but me TATA!
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Sure, but you have to buy me dinner next month. Deal?
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