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You know you're getting old when...
Posted by ShinyShack • 10/07/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: getting old, signs of aging
I know I'm getting old when kids offer to help me cross the road 
Here's a funny 'signs you're getting old' blog post!
www.shinyshack.com/blog.php?bid=66
How do you know you're getting old?
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You know you're getting old when you can't get it on with a high school chick without spiking her vodka.-
ooh dodgy!
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*cough* dials 911 for this dude.
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You know you're getting old when people start calling you Cataract Kate. -
when you start to feel hungover the afternoon following a night where you only consumed one shot of Captain and three Captain and Cokes. -
You know you're old when they've cancelled your blood type. -
You know you are getting old when you get gastritis
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You know your getting older when you lie about your age. -
You die of old age.-
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cynic!
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When you have a Friday night dinner at home with hubby, along with 2 bottles of wine and you are hungover (incapicitated hungover) for the entire weekend! -
You know you're getting old when you have more spots on your skin than a leopard.-
You never run out of original ideas, man! LOL
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You know you're getting old when Police Officers look like they should still be at school!-
yes, I got that one covered!
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When you're rocking out to the music they play in the grocery store.
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uhhh, that's me too. -
I'm 22 years young and even I am guilty of that sometimes. I've got old school flavor lol.
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You know you're getting old the moment you start using sentences that start with "I remember when" ......-
This I have to agree with.
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When I can be out with my husband and his best friend who is drunk in the backseat after birthday celebrations and pull out in front of cops going the wrong way on a one way street, look at them and tell them I am getting to old for this shit, and they stop pedestrian traffic for me so I can turn around -
You know you are getting old when your children watch cartoons that you watched as a kid and they tell you they are classic cartoons. -
...when you loose your sweet tooth lol -
I now know I'm getting old. I found myself saying to my son today, "you don't know how lucky you are". I always promised I would never say that!
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When you hear a music CD at a restaurant with your one time favorite Rock group in the world and you realize it's from 30 years ago!!!!!
Supertramp - Breakfast in America
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When you stop taking part in familiar discussions -
When you tell your kids that you saw the band playing on the radio 25 years ago. Sad. -
When you listen to hair band music nd like it,-
LOL
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When you make old-man-noises...-
Oh the all food make you fart and burp syndrome?
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no... the grunts and groans from aching joints
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When your doctor stops saying, "Don't worry, you're too young to worry about that." -
You know you're old when it takes you say things like, "wait...they have pills to fix this thing?!"
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You know you're getting old when Super Nintendo is the greatest gaming system ever created, in your opinion. (at least in my generation that's an old move)
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Spending a Friday night posting here on BC. Not a bad way to spend a Friday evening. Yet...is wearing my checkered Bermuda shorts combined with black socks and dress shoes, combined with a loud shirt a sign of old fartiness?-
I think its better to refer to yourself as antique. Everybody likes antiques. Or maybe people used to like antiques when they were new, and not so antique. Either way, you're a classic... like an scratched up CD lol. (Or a busted-tape VHS)
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You know when you're getting old when they offer to put in wheelchair access for you at work, as they did for me! Oh! Why are people so unkind? -
You know you're old when you do the Fred Sanford... and you're not doing it intentionally.
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you know you are old when you need help to "stand up." -
You know you are getting old when your ears and nose are hairier than your head. -
You used to go out looking for killer weed. Now you're looking for weed killer. -
You know you're old when your senior citizen card arrive. -
How about when you start telling the same old stories from the past that everyone of your friends and family has heard a dozen times before
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