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You know you're having a bad day when...
Posted by Sam1982 • 4/18/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: bad day, bad luck, crappy car, red undies, split pants, troubles
This morning I split my trousers while getting in my car for work - Im wearing bright red underpants so its quite noticable.
To top that off something fell off my car ( i think ) because I heard something metallic hit the road as I was driving. My car still goes but I've yet to figure out what it was.
And the day isnt over yet
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Oh man tell me about it, the other day I was trapped on a bus for 20 minutes and sat behind me were two 12 year old girls. Ten minutes in I wanted to commit seppuku, this is just a flavour of what I had to endure. (note the following excerpt is conducted in shrill breathless excitement)
Girl one- Oh my god!!!! You see those flats there????
Girl two- Those flats?
Girl one- No!!!!!!!! Helloooooooo?????? Those flats there!!!!!
Girl two- Oh those????
Girl one-Hellooooooo?
Girl two -Yeah so? What about 'em?
Girl one- I have been in those.
Girl two- Liar!
Girl one- I fuxking have!
Girl two- Which floor?
Girl one- Second, my dad was delivering mail and because he has a bad back I had to deliver the full second floor.
Girl two- Do you like those glitter pens?
They say water boarding is torture they should ship these two to Gitmo, it was like being slowly waterboarded by topshop staff.-
one time I rode on a bus in which two grown men were arguing rather loudly about whether Batman or Superman would win a fight! And this went on for a good 20 minutes...
Those two could have used Work Camp! I changed my mind, I'm for it. Work Camp for everyone!
*This tirade has been brought to you by Agit8r's blog* -
Arbeit macht frei!
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How immature is that?!?!?!
Clearly, Batman would win
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Batman? Superman? No way...the bionic woman would kick both their butts -
Oh come on!!! Surely Batman has some sort of Bionics jamming gadget that would render her just Woman.
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But the bionic woman would have to knock off early so she got get home and make the bionics mans dinner.
There's no point in having super powers if your man is hungry! -
Nah...she knows she has him twisted around her little finger...he's busy making her the dinner.
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I wonder if the bionic woman knows how to stitch by hand?
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Yep, that bionic booty probably keeps her man happy
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Hey folks dont you worry, bionic woman even without her bionic power will nag Batman, Superman and every man out there to death with her woman power
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Yeah, that sounds like the same sort of conversation that goes on at our dinner table - I used to be a good listner but now I'm not
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as for your underwear fiasco, something simular happened to me, but i didn't know it. Some lady complemented my fuzzy peachy boxers, and I'm like "oh, no-no, that's just my scrotum"
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sorry about your day ! I know I am having a bad day at work when it's only 2nd period and I am wishing I had a bottle of Wiskey in my desk drawer-
Theres no wishing with us - we have a warehouse full of whiskey, its right there, but its simply a matter of "look but don't touch" (so I take it that drinking is out of the question also)
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Are you sure you didn't just want people to see your red underpants?
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perhaps subconsiously, they're gonna find out anyway because its pretty obvious and the staples and paperclips just aren't holding everything in.
Its just the day that I decide not to wear black underneath
at least black wouldnt have been so noticable -
I'm just teasing you Sam. Believe it or not I've had the same thing happen to me, minus the staples and paperclips....
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Yeah I know you were teasing. The staples and paperclips would have worked for Macguyver but I'm not having as much luck as he does.
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@sam
it isn't working because you forgot the chewing gum silly...
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You know you're having a bad day when... as children, they told us in case of a nuclear attack that we should hide under our desks (writing poetry and playing guitar) -- so after the "ALL CLEAR SIREN" sounded we could go out to the playground and melt.
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I remember practicing hiding under my desk in kindergarten. I never could understand it was going to save me if the bomb hit my school. The practice sirens went off every Wednesday morning. We lived in a coastal town, near 2 military bases. Love the Cold War...
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Sorry to hear your having a bad day It's gotta get better for ya though-
haha yeah, In a few hours when I'm back at home - thats if my car gets me home...
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Eh it should get ya home. I once heard something rattling on the bus and heard a metal sound and saw something hit the road from in my mirror. No idea what it was but the bus didn't break down and the boss wasn't concerned. He just said "oh I guess something was loose on the bus" and left it at that.
Wouldn't worry too much did you have your car serviced recently? Mechanic could've forgotten a tool under the hood that found it's way out and hit the road-I am hoping for the best on this for ya! -
Nah haven't had it serviced in a while, Its a real lemon of a car but its really good on the gas when I have to drive an hour each way to and from work. The radiator is like a sieve and i constantly have to keep topping up before starting the car up. Cant wait till the year is over and then I can look into getting a car that runs well.
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Aha I keep my fingers crossed for ya
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A bad day is when you wake up pissed off and haven't even spoken to anyone yet!!!!
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I think I woke up next to one of those people this morning too. My day could get worse still
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Me and some other Army guys had an early morning run on friday and in the middle of it it started to snow. It only got worse as we made our way back and then we still had to go in to work and it's a blizzard outside! We did get off early though! -
When you hear an extremely loud thump on the house and and then a crash and you run and discover that a bird flew into the picture window on the second floor and the window is in hundreds of pieces and the bird is dead.. Ugh!
That happened to me today! -
Same thing happened to polybore last year. A literally bloody pheasant flew into an upstairs window and broke a double glazed window! -
Yes! You too... ugh! The bird that hit our double-paned picture window was what is called a grouse here. Or what could be considered in other areas... Pheasant. The window will be pretty expensive to replace. But what can ya do???
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Have you posted on FML? Lots of users there has bad days... -
I got a Bad day when I dont HAve a good proper Sleep in the Night Specially when my boyfriend disturbing me in the Night
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Bad day, eh .. let's see.. I know this is an old thread, but I think this story will put everyone's day back in perspective.
Place: Barbers Point Naval Air Station, Hawaii
I was supervising one of the ASW avionics shops. We did depot level maintenance on multi-layer circuit cards (soldering to NASA specs under a stereo microscope...10 hours at a stretch). One of my crew members threw away a component that was supposed to go back to the manufacturer. Stupid little thing fit in the palm of my hand but cost beaucoup thousands of dollars. The lieutenant said it HAD to be recovered or we were all going on report.
Guess who got to climb into a *huge* dumpster outside the hangar...a dumpster filled to the brim ..and search until the part was found .. -
Sitting on a Pakistan International Airline flight at JFK for 6 hours with a bunch of people that took their shoes off after a long day, and the plane never left.-
Six hours on the tarmac surrounded by a bunch of cranky people ...that definitely trumps two hours in a steaming dumpster :]
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U don't wake up in your bed...I've heard -
you want to say the right things but end up stating the obvious and sounding like a complete utter idiot sheesh! -
Who r u talking to? I have NEVER woke up in somebody else's bed,but I know a few people who have. I always hear "why did u let me do that?"
U haven't been here for long...most people here know I'm not that kinda girl at all...-
Now THAT is an example of " i know you're having a bad day when...LOL
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Exactly,haha
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A dog peed on my feet last week. It wasn't the worst part of my day. -
Is this thread still going??
I spent all of saturday going from nightclub to nightclub wearing nothing but a fluro green mankini......they really dont cover much -
a few weeks ago at home, getting ready for work I had a freak accident. I stepped on a toothpick sticking up in the carpet. The toothpick stuck in my foot and brought me to the floor. As I crumpled to the floor i twisted my other ankle. I went for a 12 hour shift with one foot throbbing because it was sprained and the other one very tender because it was stabbed by a toothpick.
A few days ago I suffered a concussion from a fall at home.
Sigh, whats wrong with me?
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