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Your favourite line before sex?

Posted by Selvia • 6/11/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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Courious to know what you say before sex. I normal say " When are we having it".

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  1. MissSuzie
    6/11/09
    MissSuzie
    Your place or mine?
    [reply]
    1. roentarre
      6/12/09
      roentarre
      How about the public?

      Exhibitionism reveals confidence and competence. Teach the ignorant public about human anatomy and open to air sex education
    2. hatingtherain
      6/17/09
      hatingtherain
      Only if it's in a museum.
  2. dsriharsha
    6/11/09
    dsriharsha
    3 words before sex?
    [reply]
    1. RudrakshRudranjali
      6/11/09
      RudrakshRudranjali
      tell na thats what we want to read.
  3. Selbon
    6/11/09
    Selbon
    Let's do it.
    [reply]
  4. JonnyDunMind
    6/11/09
    JonnyDunMind
    'Ello treacle.
    [reply]
  5. mywritersblock
    6/11/09
    mywritersblock
    What was your name again?
    [reply]
  6. dcarroll
    6/11/09
    dcarroll
    Where does this thing go?
    [reply]
  7. Selbon
    6/11/09
    Selbon
    Kantutan tayo!
    [reply]
    1. archiegottlieb
      6/11/09
      archiegottlieb
      lol. classic.
  8. farangrakthai
    6/11/09
    farangrakthai
    Switch on the aircon
    [reply]
  9. nothingprofound
    6/11/09
    nothingprofound
    Wait, didn't we just do this a month ago?
    [reply]
  10. Chucklington
    6/11/09
    Chucklington
    It's been so long!
    [reply]
  11. boytrotters
    6/11/09
    boytrotters
    Be gentle.
    [reply]
  12. wagerwitch
    6/11/09
    wagerwitch
    Come on let's go have sex.

    Or - Ya wanna? *wink wink nudge nudge eyebrow lift*
    [reply]
    1. dbowles1017
      6/11/09
      dbowles1017
      That's so hot wager.
  13. HollytheHousewife
    6/11/09
    HollytheHousewife
    Now,here? Just joshin.....
    [reply]
  14. archiegottlieb
    6/11/09
    archiegottlieb
    someone once said: "brace yourself." lol.
    [reply]
  15. Selvia
    6/11/09
    Selvia
    Looks like more people talk after sex than before sex
    [reply]
    1. MissSuzie
      6/11/09
      MissSuzie
      Ugh. I hate after sex talk.
  16. Selvia
    6/11/09
    Selvia
    I totally agree with you.Talk after sex is full of crap
    [reply]
    1. NatetheGrate
      6/12/09
      NatetheGrate
      Talk after sex? WTF?
  17. Rebecca7
    6/11/09
    Rebecca7
    Not tonight, dear. I have a headache.
    [reply]
    1. boytrotters
      6/11/09
      boytrotters
      Not ever, dear. I have body issues.
    2. Selvia
      6/11/09
      Selvia
      That is an effective line
  18. HollytheHousewife
    6/11/09
    HollytheHousewife
    Yea, there isn't a whole lot to say,before
    [reply]
    1. MissSuzie
      6/11/09
      MissSuzie
      Actually, there's a lot to say before. Are you legal? Any STD's? Are you married? Why are you shaking like that? etc.
    2. boytrotters
      6/11/09
      boytrotters
      Will you please be gentle with me?
    3. MissSuzie
      6/11/09
      MissSuzie
      @boytrotters: Now I think you are fronting for sure.
    4. boytrotters
      6/11/09
      boytrotters
      Naw. Not me.
    5. MissSuzie
      6/11/09
      MissSuzie
      Your secret is safe with me.
  19. dbowles1017
    6/11/09
    dbowles1017
    Are you sure the dogs not watching?
    [reply]
    1. boytrotters
      6/11/09
      boytrotters
      Ick.
  20. dbowles1017
    6/11/09
    dbowles1017
    Why do the lights always have to be off?
    [reply]
    1. MissSuzie
      6/11/09
      MissSuzie
      I don't like the lights off. Makes me think you're hiding something.
  21. FatX
    6/11/09
    FatX
    You're so sexy. I can't wait to touch your body.
    [reply]
  22. Rivy
    6/11/09
    Rivy
    None. Saying ANYTHING without stuttering or blushing was great for me.
    [reply]
    1. boytrotters
      6/11/09
      boytrotters
      This is actually good advice. During such a moment, you can say much more with your eyes anyway.
  23. dbowles1017
    6/11/09
    dbowles1017
    So... Uhh, where do I put it again?
    [reply]
    1. Selvia
      6/12/09
      Selvia
      put it again?
  24. Alcomum
    6/12/09
    Alcomum
    It is a tragedy that my answer to this question is "I don't remember"... :-(
    [reply]
  25. amrhima
    6/12/09
    amrhima
    "How do we do this?"
    [reply]
  26. boytrotters
    6/12/09
    boytrotters
    Does not compute.
    [reply]
  27. farangrakthai
    6/12/09
    farangrakthai
    Lock the door
    [reply]
  28. hatingtherain
    6/12/09
    hatingtherain
    I get to be on top
    [reply]
    1. farangrakthai
      6/12/09
      farangrakthai
      Well, for whatever reason, most girls come faster when they are on top. So it is OK with me...
    2. hatingtherain
      6/14/09
      hatingtherain
      Exactly.
  29. AndiBob
    6/12/09
    AndiBob
    ..................How do you want me?
    [reply]
    1. hatingtherain
      6/17/09
      hatingtherain
      That's way too submissive.

      Stop it.
  30. LolitaV
    6/12/09
    LolitaV
    My whip is under the bed, I'll get the rope!
    [reply]
    1. hatingtherain
      6/17/09
      hatingtherain
      That's way too Dominatrix.

      Stop it.
  31. PussDaddy
    6/12/09
    PussDaddy
    Cocaine.

    Just jokin'.

    Or not.
    [reply]
    1. LolitaV
      6/12/09
      LolitaV
      LOL!!!!
  32. LolitaV
    6/12/09
    LolitaV
    your mouth looks hungry (seriously, I said that, lol!)
    [reply]
  33. farangrakthai
    6/12/09
    farangrakthai
    Did you shave?
    [reply]
    1. LolitaV
      6/12/09
      LolitaV
      lol!!!!
  34. aningeniousname
    6/12/09
    aningeniousname
    I use a line I stole from my dentist "Just lay back and relax. This won't take long but you may feel some discomfort."
    [reply]
    1. roentarre
      6/12/09
      roentarre
      Any risk of bleeding?
    2. roentarre
      6/12/09
      roentarre
      Or numbness...?
  35. qelqoth
    6/12/09
    qelqoth
    "No! Please stop! Please don't...mmmffggh..."
    [reply]
  36. Avellar
    6/12/09
    Avellar
    "DAMN CONDOM PACKAGE OPEN!" ......RIP
    [reply]
  37. IntoTheAzureSea
    6/12/09
    IntoTheAzureSea
    .................I'm shamelessly guilty.
    [reply]
  38. JonnyDunMind
    6/12/09
    JonnyDunMind
    "Ok, but I'm going to carry on reading"
    [reply]
  39. Agit8r
    6/12/09
    Agit8r
    "What was your name again?"
    [reply]
  40. Flipnautick
    6/12/09
    Flipnautick
    "Can you please pass the salt."
    [reply]
  41. DeadRooster
    6/12/09
    DeadRooster
    "Show no mercy"
    [reply]
    1. hatingtherain
      6/17/09
      hatingtherain
      hmmmmmm...that's not what you say to me..
    2. DeadRooster
      6/17/09
      DeadRooster
      That's because I already know you will show me no mercy...
  42. archiegottlieb
    6/12/09
    archiegottlieb
    "bottoms up" hahahahaha.
    [reply]
    1. roentarre
      6/12/09
      roentarre
      That is quite mediterranean!
  43. roentarre
    6/12/09
    roentarre
    Got oral contraceptive?
    [reply]
    1. aningeniousname
      6/12/09
      aningeniousname
      My penis is oral contraceptive.
    2. roentarre
      6/12/09
      roentarre
      @aningeniousname

      LOL

      So you got killer sperms?
    3. Agit8r
      6/12/09
      Agit8r
      nicely done

      or better yet, "oral IS contraceptive"
    4. roentarre
      6/12/09
      roentarre
      @Agit8r
      I decided to leave the comments unread...
  44. Agit8r
    6/12/09
    Agit8r
    One at a time... form a line, please


    ...or NOT
    [reply]
  45. cookingasshole
    6/12/09
    cookingasshole
    how much?
    [reply]
  46. Agit8r
    6/12/09
    Agit8r
    There IS no wrong way to eat a Reeses
    [reply]
  47. roentarre
    6/12/09
    roentarre
    In this position!

    [reply]
    1. Selvia
      6/12/09
      Selvia
      Very exciting picture you have posted
    2. roentarre
      6/12/09
      roentarre
      Side effect is prolapse of ...
  48. rahardian
    6/12/09
    rahardian
    [reply]
  49. Selvia
    6/13/09
    Selvia
    another favourite line " Please take your shower first"
    [reply]
  50. ArsenicCookies
    6/14/09
    ArsenicCookies
    "Now"
    [reply]
  51. Selvia
    6/17/09
    Selvia
    It's now or never
    [reply]
  52. PetLvr
    6/17/09
    PetLvr
    "if you promise not to scream, I'll remove the blindfold"..

    "do you accept Visa?"

    "is it your birthday? mine's in July - what gives?"

    "hurry up - my show starts in 6 minutes"
    [reply]
    1. hatingtherain
      6/17/09
      hatingtherain
      or

      "can you move your head to the left a little...The Simpsons is on..."
    2. PetLvr
      6/17/09
      PetLvr
      or

      "how about this time *without* the dogs on the bed?"
  53. madijay
    6/17/09
    madijay
    i love you
    [reply]
  54. TigerXtrm
    6/17/09
    TigerXtrm
    Is the cam running?
    [reply]
    1. hatingtherain
      6/17/09
      hatingtherain
      or

      "what's that blinking red light?"
  55. Selvia
    6/17/09
    Selvia
    are the children sleeping?
    [reply]
    1. prav
      29 days ago
      prav
      Experience the tour of love and sex and importance of sex at
      loveandsex-relation.blogspot.com
  56. Guzzo
    6/17/09
    Guzzo
    Do you take checks?
    [reply]
  57. stellak
    6/17/09
    stellak
    surprise me
    [reply]
  58. lisleman
    6/17/09
    lisleman
    I prefer the shorter line.
    [reply]
  59. 79sparrows
    6/17/09
    79sparrows
    "Get off the fcking phone"
    [reply]
  60. Floormodel
    6/17/09
    Floormodel
    can you move your head so I can see the tv?
    [reply]
  61. lisleman
    6/17/09
    lisleman
    excuse me, is this the line for sex?
    [reply]
  62. Floormodel
    6/17/09
    Floormodel
    can you validate my parking?
    [reply]
  63. JoelKlebanoff
    6/17/09
    JoelKlebanoff
    Please. Aw, come on. Please.

    (It doesn't work, but I keep trying.)
    [reply]
  64. Selvia
    6/28/09
    Selvia
    it has been a long time
    [reply]
  65. celticmusicfan
    6/28/09
    celticmusicfan
    ..."are you in?"
    [reply]
  66. mademoiselleparis
    7/14/09
    mademoiselleparis
    Are you happy to see me or is that a snake in your pants?
    [reply]
  67. pixelshots
    7/14/09
    pixelshots
    you want to see my rose gallery before v start....

    pixelshots.blogspot.com/2009/05/queen-of-flowers-roses-photo-gallery.html
    [reply]
  68. bettieblogger
    7/14/09
    bettieblogger
    I think it just winked at me ... o_0
    [reply]
  69. Selvia
    10/12/09
    Selvia
    can we please start this thread again I am totally bored
    [reply]
    1. alivasim
      10/12/09
      alivasim
      u love to hv sex or just love to discuss about it????
    2. alivasim
      10/12/09
      alivasim
      m ready...
    3. Selvia
      10/12/09
      Selvia
      This has got totally nothing to do with me wanting sex. I said I was bored with the other threads so why not start this thread again.
    4. sorcerer
      10/12/09
      sorcerer
      Yes I agree...Let us all have another foreplay on this thread!
    5. sjtavo
      10/12/09
      sjtavo
      I love to have sex and love talking about it =) LOL but i think we already know this about me. I've been like this since I was 18 - Melanie Griffith's line from "Working Girl" sums me up - "I've got a head for business and a body for sin"
    6. sorcerer
      10/12/09
      sorcerer
      Hold on to that awesome thought...
      We need to really discuss that in deep.. intellectual debate..and
      we need to talk more often..
    7. prav
      29 days ago
      prav
      Experience the tour of love and sex and importance of sex at
      loveandsex-relation.blogspot.com
  70. sorcerer
    10/12/09
    sorcerer
    Are you plug and play compatible?
    Now...Can I plug in?
    [reply]
  71. tonytovar
    10/12/09
    tonytovar
    "Do you have a condom?" Safety first!
    [reply]
  72. crazyTsu
    10/12/09
    crazyTsu
    Come near me..
    [reply]
  73. sorcerer
    10/12/09
    sorcerer
    come on baby.light my ciggie
    [reply]
  74. nogueira
    10/12/09
    nogueira
    It seems people are not having sex. Instead of talking those jokes is better making sex.
    [reply]
  75. crawler
    10/12/09
    crawler
    can't stop honey
    [reply]
  76. blackwater
    10/12/09
    blackwater
    "No glove, no love baby."
    [reply]
    1. Selvia
      29 days ago
      Selvia
      That is cute
  77. sorcerer
    29 days ago
    sorcerer
    Let the game begin
    [reply]
  78. prav
    29 days ago
    prav
    Experience the tour of love and sex and importance of sex at
    loveandsex-relation.blogspot.com
    [reply]
  79. prav
    29 days ago
    prav
    Experience the tour of love and sex and importance of sex at
    loveandsex-relation.blogspot.com
    [reply]
  80. Selvia
    29 days ago
    Selvia
    This thread is begining to be really exiciting. Get the ball rolling
    [reply]
  81. sorcerer
    29 days ago
    sorcerer
    BALL ROLLING?
    *gulp
    [reply]
  82. vikrant007
    29 days ago
    vikrant007
    spice up ur sex life visit watsyourblog.blogspot.com for hottest love and sex tips
    [reply]
  83. BeamingBalance
    29 days ago
    BeamingBalance
    My husband saying, "From now on, I'LL do all the laundry."

    YEAH BABY!!! I get turned on just thinking about it. Dishes work too. Any image of a man cleaning. *heehee*
    [reply]
  84. farhan833
    29 days ago
    farhan833
    Just do it
    [reply]
  85. Selvia
    28 days ago
    Selvia
    Yeah just beat it
    [reply]
    1. alivasim
      28 days ago
      alivasim
      beat it!!!

      just suck it and ill' rip it...dont think about it...lets just do it...

      @selvia its not for u baby...its for the girl i love to have sex..
  86. pradeep1756
    28 days ago
    pradeep1756
    This is my first time to me...HAHAHAHA
    downloadmoon.blogspot.com/
    [reply]
  87. indianasim
    28 days ago
    indianasim
    Take me.
    [reply]
  88. Selvia
    28 days ago
    Selvia
    alivasim ,I too am not available to have sex with anyone but my hubby that I love dearly
    [reply]
  89. sorcerer
    28 days ago
    sorcerer
    I would like to have my Martini shaken not stirred
    [reply]
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