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drink tea, bad teeth, sex with the lights off and we all speak with plums.
Posted by DVS • 1/10/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS]
Just to dispel the Myths.
Dental care over here is available, and almost everyone partakes in it..although over the top painted on brilliant white smiles are not really as popular as elsewhere.
Tea is mainly for Vicars and women. We like coffee, and we have Starbucks etc etc..it's just that injecting caffeine directly into our veins has yet to take off.
We like to have sex with the lights on in reality, and we are just as frisky as anyone else, it's just that sharing experiences on Jerry Springer and openly discussing our sexual gymnastics with strangers or shrinks has yet to become fashionable.
We don't all speak with plumbs in our mouth, there's very few who do in actual fact, it's just we sound different because our facial flesh has more flexability due to the lack of plastic surgery and oversized overbright dental enhancements.
Hope that dispels that that needed dispellation.
User Comments
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"Tea is mainly for Vicars and women." ...well that's bollocks and quite offensive!
www.tea.co.uk/
We drink 165 million cups of tea a day.-
wow, i should cut down
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I don't see why I should have teeth so bright they will blind my neighbours.-
or the Nation like Simon Cowell
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