Did you ploak today?

Can you ploak too much?

Posted by Hoeno • 7/06/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS]
Tags: ploak, ploaking, ploakness

I've always wondered, can one ploak too much? So much, in fact that one's very ploakness can be drained away until one is so thoroughly deploaked that they become clinically antiploak-stricken? Is this possible? Should we consider an alternative to straight ploaking? Can science achieve this with simulator technology and virtual reality? Is biological ploaking the only way or is synthetic ploaking the next thing to step out of science fantasy and into science reality? Please, ploak amongst yourselves.

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  1. Ploaking has been proven not to be a problem. The amount of ploaking does not effect the physical body but to keep ploaking you need to be in good health. Straight ploaking is optional. Safe ploaking is a good practice.
  2. ...Well, that's what I thought but now it burns when I ploak. I'm starting to think the church was right about ploaking. I don't know.

    ~JD
  3. I would get that burning when you ploak check out and try ploaks to ease the ploaking.
  4. I'm way ahead of you, WIGOB. I got a package of ploaks out of the freezer and applied it to the burning and ploak sensitive area. It's starting to ease up and I think I'll be up and ploaking around soon. Until that time, I will be ploak free or cyber ploaking like the kids these days do, just until I'm better. Plus I'm drinking lots of cranberry juice. I don't remember why but...wait, why am I drinking cranberry juice? Oh, I'm not. This is Kool-Aid. Nevermind, I knew that didn't sound right.

    ~JD

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