DJ Greeters

A man called the church office one day and said, "Can I please speak to the head hog at the trough?"

The secretary, highly offended, said, "If you mean the pastor, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor' or 'Brother,'but you may certainly NOT refer to him as the 'head hog atthe trough!'"

The man said, "Well, I was planning on giving $10,000 to your church's building fund, but..."

"Hold on," the secretary quickly replied, "the big fat pig just walked in."

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  1. Have a great funny weekend DJ Greeters...
  2. Thumbs up my friend! :-D Like it! Thanks for the joke!
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    ha, ha
    Good joke.
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    Silbambo
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