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Joke of the Day - 02/08/2009

Posted by djgreetings1 • 2/08/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS]
Topics: joke of the day, justice of peace joke, lawyer joke, st. peter joke

One day a nice young couple were on their way to the Justice of the Peace to get married. They had an accident and were killed.

Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St.Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer.

Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells the couple that they can get married in heaven.

The young lady then asks St. Peter, " If things don't work out can we get a divorce?"

St. Peter looks at her and replies, " Lady it took me 30 days to find a preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?


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  2. 2/08/09
    vrtulobjeq
    just across the line
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  3. 2/08/09
    darren1985
    It had me for a moment.. :-)
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  4. 2/12/09
    djgreetings1
    Thanks for your comments friends
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