Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.



Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.



How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.




Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.



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