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DJGreetings Newsletter - March 08, 2009'

djgreetings1 — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:20:35 -0500

Greetings !!!

Featured Article of the Week

Jail Bait Car
( http://djgreetings.com/FeaturedArticle.aspx?article=Archive/2009/March/08 - Jail Bait Car.xml )

The woman who prosecutors determined falsely accused three Duke lacrosse players of rape maintains in a new memoir that she was attacked, a claim that provoked an angry lawsuit threat from one player's family... more

Headlines of the Week

Bus beating caught on tape
( http://djgreetings.com/news.aspx?newsid=860270 )

A beating on board a school bus is caught on tape. The attack happened near Kalamazoo Michigan on board a bus that was headed to a school for kids with emotional problems.

Is This It for Jackson?
( http://djgreetings.com/entertainment.aspx?entertainmentid=860922 )

After a long absence from the concert circuit, Michael Jackson announces a series of London shows entitled 'This is it.'

Fans React to Loss of T.O.
( http://djgreetings.com/sports.aspx?sportsid=859991 )

Many fans are emotional about the Cowboys release of Terrell Owns. Some say it's great he's leaving. Others don't think Dallas will be any better with him gone.

"Decide to discover some new treasure that is already yours. Instead of striving for more, fully accept and celebrate what already is."

Thanks,

DJGreetings

Joke of the Day - Girls Night Out'

djgreetings1 — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:22:07 -0600

Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

more jokes, visit http://djgreetings.com/jokes.aspx

Wounded Veterans : A Different Kind of Healing'

djgreetings1 — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 13:35:34 -0600

New Featured article posted at http://djgreetings.com/featuredarticle.aspx

Share your thoughts.

Do you think US should have gone to the war n the first place?
Do you think Americans have done a good job in Iraq?

All opinions are welcome.

Woman Fire for Telephone Answering Greeting'

djgreetings1 — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:41:54 -0600

Woman Fired, She Says, For Telephone Answering Greeting

Boss asked her to answer 'Happy Holidays' but she refuses. She wanted to say 'Merry Christmas'

more on http://djgreetings.com/FeaturedArticle.aspx?article=Archive/2009/February/15%20-%20Proper%20Telephone%20Etiquette.xml

share your opinions.

Updates from DJGreetings.com'

djgreetings1 — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:36:13 -0600

friends, i am inviting you to join DJGreetings Yahoo Group. Get all the latest updates from djgreetings.com

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/djgreetings/

thanks,
DJ

Joke of the Day - 02/08/2009'

djgreetings1 — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:14:40 -0600

One day a nice young couple were on their way to the Justice of the Peace to get married. They had an accident and were killed.

Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St.Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer.

Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells the couple that they can get married in heaven.

The young lady then asks St. Peter, " If things don't work out can we get a divorce?"

St. Peter looks at her and replies, " Lady it took me 30 days to find a preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?

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Joke of the Day - 01/31/2009'

djgreetings1 — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 11:13:26 -0600

A man called the church office one day and said, "Can I please speak to the head hog at the trough?"

The secretary, highly offended, said, "If you mean the pastor, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor' or 'Brother,'but you may certainly NOT refer to him as the 'head hog atthe trough!'"

The man said, "Well, I was planning on giving $10,000 to your church's building fund, but..."

"Hold on," the secretary quickly replied, "the big fat pig just walked in."

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BISDAK BLOGGER!'

atenean101 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:05:18 -0600

Please check this out...

http://insearch4you.blogspot.com/2009/01/bisdak-blogger.html

Blogs Reviewed - 01/17/2009'

djgreetings1 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 13:02:54 -0600

Hello DJ Greeters,

Below are the blog pages that I have reviewed and the reviews that I gave them. Visit the pages that you might be interested in. And share your comments to the entire group.

NOTE: I want to avoid giving poor reviews. Hence, I did not give reviews to the other blog pages I visited.

Thanks,
DJ
www.djgreetings.com

http://www.blogcatalog.com/blogs/diary-of-a-young-designer.html
Review: Readers who love fashion, visit this blog. It has a personal touch. The personality of the blogger reflects in the blog page. As a rule in blogging, blog on topics that you love. And this writer surely knows that.

Suggestions: Increase the width of the main panel where main articles are displayed.

Rating: 4.7 out of 5.0.

http://www.blogcatalog.com/blogs/health-products-store.html
Review: Readers who are on a good healthy diet or who are thinking about having one, visit this blog. You'll get good tips from here.

Suggestions: Increase the size of the google news gadget on the right panel or simply remove it.

Rating: 4.3 out of 5.0.

http://www.blogcatalog.com/blogs/friendliness.html
Review: Blog appears to be a personal biography of the author. She has wonderful adventures and personal photos.

Suggestions: 'script type="text/javascript">' text appears right below the header.

Rating: 4.0 out of 5.0.

http://www.blogcatalog.com/blogs/amatouch.html
Review: For readers who need some great time. Great tips for relaxation. The page design is also relaxing.

Rating: 4.7 out of 5.0.

http://www.blogcatalog.com/blogs/emergency-medical-products-blog.html
Review: Readers interested in Medical topics will definitely love this blog page. Great Articles. Very informative.

Suggestions: The Emergency Medical Services Blog... text seems to overlap in the right gray panel. this is not a biggie though.

Rating: 4.7 out of 5.0.

http://www.blogcatalog.com/blogs/the-oven-toaster.html
Review: I love the topics. Very informative.
Topics are very diverse. You'll find tips for health, school, love and more.

Suggestions: Adding a site logo.

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.0.

Joke of the Day - 01/14/2008'

djgreetings1 — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:43:49 -0600

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!”

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!”

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!”

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Keep Walking in the Cold'

djgreetings1 — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 12:36:25 -0600

How to keep you warm while doing outdoor activities during winter.

Dressing in Layers

Next to the skin: Your base layer should wick sweat away from your body to keep your skin dry. Cotton should not be used - save your t-shirts for other purposes. Good long underwear pieces are appropriate made from fabrics such as Thermion, polypropylene, Thermax, Thinsulate, and silk.

Insulating layer: This layer will keep you warm and can be shed once you warm up. Wool, fleece, pile, down in a jacket, shirt or vest.

Outer layer: To protect you from the elements, a windproof and water resistant jacket. It should be worn loosely.

Pants: If the weather is frigid, ....

read full article, http://djgreetings.com/FeaturedArticle.aspx?article=Archive/2009/January/11%20-%20Winter%20Kicks.xml

Joke of the Day - 01/06/2009'

djgreetings1 — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:49:28 -0600

INTELLIGENCE

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

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The horse menace'

vrtulobjeq — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:46:40 -0600

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=3XLe9IcRKR8

Tips to Help You Get to Sleep'

djgreetings1 — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:45:02 -0600

Tips to Help You Get to Sleep

Simple Tips to Help You Get to Sleep, including some we're quite sure you've never seen before.

They're all designed to help you deal with the tension, stress and anxiety that lead to insomnia, so that you can enjoy a good night's sleep.

here is the partial list of the tips:

See a Doctor
Take a Warm Bath
Get a Massage
Listen to Music
Drink Warm Milk
Drink Herb Tea
Eat a Bedtime Snack
Avoid Caffeine, Alcohol and Tobacco

for complete list, go to http://djgreetings.com/FeaturedArticle.aspx?article=Archive/2008/December/Cell%20Phones%20and%20Insomnia.xml

Happy New Year to All'

djgreetings1 — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:30:31 -0600

Happy New Year to All. Wish you all the best for 2009. Good Health, Peace, Prosperity and Happiness

-- DJ

Joke of the Day - 12/29/2008'

djgreetings1 — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 22:54:29 -0600

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

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Joke of the Day - 12/25/2008'

djgreetings1 — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:41:33 -0600

Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

for more jokes, go to www.djgreetings.com/jokes.aspx

Not a Dull Moment with 'Bedtime Stories' '

djgreetings1 — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:32:03 -0600

I watched Bedtime Stories and I enjoyed it.

I highly recommend this movie. Not a dull moment.

I'd like to see A Tale of Desperaux. If anybody has seen this movie, would like to hear your review.

Thanks,
DJ

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to All DJ GREETERS'

djgreetings1 — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:59:09 -0600

Hello DJ Greeters,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Do not forget to Greet your fellow DJ Greeters.

If you want to send free greeting cards, feel free to use http://djgreetings.com/greetings.aspx

Have Fun!!!!

Thanks,
DJ

Meet Fellow Bloggers'

djgreetings1 — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:17:16 -0600

Hello my friends,

You might be interested in meeting fellow bloggers. We usually meetup at http://djgreetings.com/life.aspx around 9pm EST.

We discuss anything under the sun. Your views, ideas and thoughts are most welcome.

Hope you can stop by and meet some new friends.

Please, do not come in if your sole intention is to destroy the friendly environment we have.

Thanks. Enjoy your day.

DJ

Joke of the Day - 12/10/2008'

djgreetings1 — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:14:28 -0600

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

for more jokes visit www.djgreetings.com/jokes.aspx

happy solstice, season's greetings and a prosperous New Year'

brexians — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:07:18 -0600

happy solstice, season's greetings

Joke of the Day - 12/16/2008'

djgreetings1 — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:34:40 -0600

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

more jokes or visit www.djgreetings.com/jokes.aspx

Animated Calender For Blog'

cksfrd — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:22:53 -0600

Who has not wanted to see his blog Attractive? Maybe all want, but you know, we have to pay cost for make our blog beautiful. We don’t know but we pay price for it. I don’t want more discuss on this topic. But at least you will know that your Blog has slowed. Your Blog has been so beautiful
in appearance but it has become little more than slow. The reason you find yourself. Today I will tell you about a calendar. We are always using calendar in Blog for look our blog attractive. This calendar will not slow down your Blog. This is an Animated Calendar with Slide show. It’s kept your blog fast and beautiful. So what are you thinking Select one Calendar copy given code and use in your blog.

bloghacktips.blogspot.com/2008/11/animated-calendar-for-blog.html

Greet your friends'

djgreetings1 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 09:11:32 -0600

have a great weekend.

btw, greet your friends FREE.
it's FUN and they will love it.
http://djgreetings.com/greetings.aspx

XCHANGE LINK & BANNER'

ekomeister — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:19:12 -0600

I'VE JUST CREATE AN XCHANGE LINK & BANNER IN MY WEBLOG
TO FULLFILLED THESE I NEED YOUR WEBLOG LINK, INTERESTED ?
Give me Your Weblog Link then i'll Add to My Friend Link
As Simple as a Click :
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You post me ,I post you'

sayan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:47:16 -0600

Post your links after you post me,then I will post your

Blog Tips and Tricks'

cksfrd — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:29:39 -0600

Hi I am Jube invited you to join the group Blog Tips and Tricks

To view the group, follow the link below:
http://www.blogcatalog.com/group/blog-tips-and-tricks

http://bloghacktips.blogspot.com

Women Have More Bacteria Diversity On Hands'

djgreetings1 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:45:51 -0600

Women Have More Bacteria Diversity On Hands

A study shows that women may have to scrub their hands a little more

Also, read the article 'Why Do I Need to Wash My Hands?' .

watch video and read article here:
http://www.djgreetings.com/FeaturedArticle.aspx?article=Archive/2008/November/Wash%20Your%20Hands.xml

Joke of the Day - 11/08/2008'

djgreetings1 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 18:28:58 -0600

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

for more jokes, visit http://www.djgreetings.com/jokes.aspx

by: djgreetings.com

Thought for the Day - 11/07/2008'

djgreetings1 — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:23:15 -0600

Greetings!!!

Decide to laugh at the little problems, and to see each one as an opportunity for growth. Every minor annoyance that you quickly and successfully handle will strengthen your confidence.

more thought for the day > http://www.djgreetings.com/home.aspx

by: djgreetings.com

Another Joke'

argyll2002 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 05:00:30 -0600

Don,t know if some people will get this but here goes

Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman walk into a bar and the bartender says " is this some sort of a joke "

I know it,s rubbish but it made me chuckle when i heard it.

JOke of the DAy - 11/05/2008'

djgreetings1 — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:07:24 -0600

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.

He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.

The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips.

The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips.

The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.

The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times.
By the way, where is your restroom?"

The bartender quickly replies -,
"The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."

read more jokes,
http://www.djgreetings.com/jokes.aspx

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Joke of the Day - 11/02/2008'

djgreetings1 — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:40:19 -0600

Greetings !!!

A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with Ken.

She replies, "Oh no, Barbie only cums with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken."

for more jokes, visit djgreetings.com/jokes.aspx

by: djgreetings.com

JOke of the DAy - 10/31/2008'

djgreetings1 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:41:09 -0500

Greetings !!!

Two In One Grave

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

read more jokes > djgreetings.com/jokes.aspx

Joke of the Day - 10/30/2008'

djgreetings1 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:31:46 -0500

Greetings !!!

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

read more jokes > djgreetings.com/jokes.aspx

Joke of the Day - 10/29/2009'

djgreetings1 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:29:59 -0500

Greetings !!!

what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?
you don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!

What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?
ET - The extra testicle!

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