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Which is best: beards or moustaches?

Posted by lordlikely • 9/21/07 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS]
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Which facial hair do you prefer, dear members?

I myself go for the moustache - neatly trimmed and lightly waxed, of course. I feel it affirms my masculinity, and makes me look even more handsome.

Beards, on the other hand, are for scruffy urchins, commoners, or hobos.

What do you think, hmmmm?

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User Comments

  1. me - smooth as an androids bottom
    1. Why would anyone want their face to be comparable to a bottom?
  2. Never had a soup-strainer myself. Gets in the way of guzzling the old fizz, I should imagine.
  3. My moustache has never precluded me from any guzzling, I assure you.
  4. I prefer the all over-the-body-look myself... partial to tabby markings.
  5. Do you really have to ask?
    1. Your moustache is a sight to behold, sir.
  6. A well trimmed, unadorned, soft, sexy moustache that embellishes an engaging, wide smiling mouth.
    1. My ears are burning, dear Theresa!
    2. Ears………………………………………………still burning?
  7. A bit of both. No huge beards for me, just a little flavor savor or goaty!
  8. I like both. My dear husband is fond of waxing up the Rollie Fingers.

    Here's a great detail of it:
    www.rippin-kitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dscn1872.jpg
  9. Having grown up in the 70s, of course I love the moustache. I also love the beard & gotee. Facial hair is very sexy, as long as it's not really long and not on a woman. And sorry LL, but I prefer no wax. Wax off, not on.
  10. I think both are no match for finely groomed handlebar pubic hair!
  11. I have had a beard, and never a moustache... you calling me a hobo?

    Taches are for the gay guys who dress in leather!! ;o)
    1. I have both a lovely all furry look including a rather dashing mustache and I never NEVER dress in leathers - they are so common! - are you calling me - gasp gay... you sir are a cad! A Cad I say... LordLikely take this rotter out back and teach him a lesson or I shall be forced to ask for satisfaction.
    2. Lol.. ;o)

      Each to their own eh. ;o)

      I am jesting... :o)
    3. Does this mean we won't duel at dawn?
      Drats! I had visions of flintlocks on the moors in the mist. I was going to nominate Olgatravelingbra as my second.

      Who was your second?

      ... sides ... I knew you were jesting.... lol
    4. Gay gays who dress in leather? My word! You mean that were I to sprout a little in the way of upper-lip hair, I should be running the risk of pursuit by gentlemen clad in cow hide? D'you know, it's a bally coincidence, but I can't seem to find my razor anywhere. Ah, well, stiff (and somewhat bristly) upper lip and all that. I shall close my eyes, grit my teeth, think of Her Majesty and put it all down to experience and another chapter in my memoirs...
    5. It is nothing more than a conspiracy to slander our good names, sir! I still say we take the rotter on in a gentlemen's match. Queensbury's rules?

      I daresay you would look smashing in leathers boopadoopboy. But they are so dreadfully hot, aren't they.
    6. "I daresay you would look smashing in leathers boopadoopboy...."

      Good Lord, I hope you aren't suggesting that those photographs have got out at last! The scoundrel said they would only be circulated among a small and private group of like-minded individuals. Damn' it all, I suppose I could deny it was me. I mean, given the low lighting and the rather strange position in which I (or rather, the person pretending to be me) found my(I mean him)self, I really don't think those photographs would stand up in a court of law...
    7. Well, my dear friend. I do have a few, er, photos here. Although they are a bit shady I think one may be able to identify the participants. Is that Lordlikely in the background? For a small fee I will ensure these fun little lovelies will never see the light of day.
  12. I prefer a beard because "weird" rhymes with beard but nothing rhymes with moustache
  13. Me?!? Second?!? To what? Catpaw, please remember that I am the world's FIRST, and only Traveling Bra...second to NONE! (And I prefer mousetashes.)
    ~Olga
    1. Oh my dear travelingbra.. no offense was meant. Being nominated my second is a great honour! A second must step into my paws in case I am unable to complete the duel. Only the most trusted and stout hearted bras would be nominated.
  14. Ooooh, I seeeee! Well then catpaw, bring the heathen on! I've got my underwires poised at attention!
    1. The louts don't stand a chance! Pistols and underwires at dawn!
  15. Mrs madhatter told me that she prefers beard (mine obviously) cause it takle her tight... sometimes...
  16. Good heavens, I had no idea a discussion about facial hair would erupt into threats of violence and duels.

    Marvelous work, one and all.

    Of course, the fact remains that moustaches are vastly superior, and anyone who disagrees will have their privates flayed with bamboo.

    His Lordship has spoken!
    1. Well, when one writes on such a delicate subject tempers will flair. Cats being such hot blooded creatures take offense so easily. I keep a pair of dueling pistols in my satchel just for such occasions.
  17. And my underwires could poke yer eye out in a nano second! Touche'!
    1. Now, now - do not make me separate you two!

      (I believe that is usually Olga's job, anyway!)
  18. Catpaw & I do make quite a pair, now don't we?
    1. Dear me... I thought he was talking to just you.. That would be a site to behold I dare say.

      but yes.. we make a great duo! We can talk on anyone... with one paw tied behind my back and one ... er.... one... er ... tied ... er behind your ... er.... I think I'll quit before I embarrass myself any further.
  19. My husband's mustache (or moustache by the British Lords) adds the finishing touch to his handsome face!
  20. Mustache, most definitely. When I think of a Beard, I tend to think of Clay Aiken's girlfriend.

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