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Who Urinated In My Wardrobe?

Posted by lordlikely • 9/21/07 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS]
Tags: lord likely, urine, wardrobe

Come on, who was it?

My lovely new silk underpants have been soaked through.

Which one of you was it, hmmmm?

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  1. Not me I just went to the loo
    1. Went to loo...IN MY WARDROBE, perchance?
    1. Well, that is a relief. For a moment there I thought I had soiled those undergarments myself!

      Mystery solved, case closed.

      By the way, dear crpitt, your urine is most fragrant. Well done.
    2. It was a relief for me too
    3. Fragrant urine! I think lady Claire should start her own brand of perfume! What do you folks think?
    4. It could be called 'Oui oui'.
    5. or Golden Shower
    6. Ms. Claire WINS!
    7. From you that means a lot
    1. Mr. Chris, welcome along! Do pull up a chair!
    2. NOT THAT ONE.
  2. Did you know that the Puta-puta people of Khaziland ferment a drink from the urine of the mongoose. Very refreshing, apparently. In very short supply, however, due to the difficulty of getting a mongoose to aim into the neck of a bottle. Your lordship will no doubt attest to this fact if you have ever tried it.
    1. It is awfully difficult to achieve, you are right. Getting the mongoose to aim precisely into the bottle neck is quite a feat, which is why I prefer just to get it to urinate straight down my own neck. Much quicker, and more effective.
  3. Wardrobe? Damn... I thought you said litterbox.
  4. I've once pee in a wardrobe full of old books boxes, but was not yours. The funniest is that those books were for sale on a sunday local market. Full success, none was left. Pee makes sell well.
  5. It was me. I thought your closet was the restroom. My bad.
    1. Well, whoever did it, it tastes delicious.
    2. Sometimes I very nearly sicken myself.
  6. Us flowers loved it too, we blossom in it Lord!
  7. Sorry I'd had a few snifters of port. My bad.

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