National Project Julio

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ProjectJulio, the #1 place on the internet for exploiting the weak and the disadvantaged (aside from www.GOP.com)! Well, actually, we just make fun of anyone and everyone. That's right: whether you're Christian, Muslim or Jewish, you're all equally delusional in our eyes! Tell your invisible man in the sky we said hello!

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What would happen if you took 12 kids from Beverly Hills, 12 starving children from Uganda, kidnapped them in the middle of the night without their parent's consent, and "Swapped" their places for 6 months? No, seriously, what would happen? I really want to know. And it's precisely this question that led me to kidnap 24 children and start what is now known as "National Project Julio." And in case you're wondering, "International Project Julio" was already taken by a Mexican-based immigrant smuggling ring.

EPILOGUE:
So, what happened at the end of National Project Julio? Well...the 12 kids from Beverly Hills died from water-borne illnesses in the first few days due to a lack of immunity. Luckily for the Ugandan children, however, the parents of the 12 kids in Beverly Hills didn't pay much attention to their children, and didn't even notice that their kids had been replaced by 12 Ugandan refugees. To make a long story short, I am currently wanted for kidnapping and conspiracy charges in 12 US states, 35 countries and 3 continents. I'm currently blogging from a Pakistani-based Al Qaeda haven and look forward to your continued international efforts to kill my roommate, Osama Bin Laden (no relation...about half the people here are named "Osama Bin Laden).