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Caption This
Posted by Static • 6/08/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS]
Topics: blogging, captions, entertainment, funny, funny pics, groups, humor, humour, lols, parodies
Found a pic in here? CAPTION it.
Found a pic in here that's been over-CAPTIONED? Find a new photo, post it in here, and CAPTION it.
Have a picture of yourself wearing nothing but golashes, and you've been splattered with paint, pancake batter, and bird poop? Post it up and we'll CAPTION it. You get the idea.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic's evil twin displays his dope impersonation of "Cerebral Palsy" Yankovic. -
Masked person in background offers up surprise buttsecks.-
Awesome!
The fact the masked person in the background is wearing a gorilla mask just heightens "Cerebral Palsy" Yankovic's fantasy of having surprise buttsecks with a gorilla. -
Lava lamp for double reaming action.
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Hopscotch for dipshits.
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My invisible wheelchair - let me show it to you.
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After eating an entire head of cabbage on a dare, my turd was this big.
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Invisible spaghetti! Invisible slinky!
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Invisible turd!
Invisible yo-yo!
Invisible PENIS!-
Invisible penis...awesome.
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I was going to go with "Invisible loogie", but this guy's too much of a douchebag for that one.
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Also..INVISIBLE CARD TRICK!
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Dude...I think my eyes just totally caught me some nips. Jump higher! -
Katy learned the hard way as to why they were named the "Rape-a-Roo" brothers
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Having taken 2 extra hits of acid despite her friends pleas not to, Karen didn't know the two laughing kangaroos she was dancing with were really two of LA's finest attempting to take her down and cuff her.
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Wee! That's some good X!
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The Bionic Bunnies strike again!
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Although Helen found the kangaroo costumes amusing, the sordid three way she arranged earlier on AdultFriendFinder had quickly descended into failure.
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But then, a few moments afterwards, Helen found love with a real kangaroo by stickin a carrot in her pouch and and gettin' her pooh on.
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Blog Catalog's IT Dept, it's a hard day's work.
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New contestant for "The Bachellor"
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Tech savvy computer upgrades, now with Moobs!
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Rosie O'Donnell's new look!
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Big baby with toy -
Mitch, having spent the majority of his life downloading porn, figured that if there were millions of hot babes were INSIDE his computer, he'd be DAMNED if he didn't try to get them out.
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Friendster's IT Dept handbook
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I think that might be a toilet. I tried it as a computer but all I got back was a sloppy disc.... with some kind of gravy.
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High School Musical - this is where it ends up.
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Yoko OH-NO!!!
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Tila Tequila at age 35 scares even the creators of this WTF moment.
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Finally, the proof that meth and wasabi are NOT a good combination.
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E.T. phone home!
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Trannyzilla! -
crap! grandma forgot to take her meds. -
or is that grandpa? or family dog? life is so confusing....
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Stop right there or we'll shoot!
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Two of LA's finest gettin' a little pussy (cat).
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Killing kittens at close range - because marksmanship is no longer a vital aspect of SWAT training.
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Date rapist Dave, gets a taste of his own medicine.
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Yeeaaaargh! I hate broken links...let's try that again shall we?
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Dave learns what it means to be nothing more than a piece of meat.
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After Sarah Palin gets her real breast implants with taxpayer dollars, Russia will be able to see Sarah on her front porch.
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Brittney really did gain some weight, didn't she and those breast implants need to be re-planted...LOL
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"I'm dead sexy."
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Well DEAD, sure....some people never recoup from being known as the "former slutty popstar who blew off her own head because of Cartman" in a SouthPark Epi.
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When life hands you lemons..make a homemade iPod charger.
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My invisible jet ski..let me show it to you.
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On one hand it's unsportsmanly to dynamite the lake in order to go "fishin'"; on the other, it's decidly worth it when a stick of said dynomite gets lodged and explodes in the anus of a nosy 'gator...
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This photo would have been even more hysterical with Static's expressive face superimposed upon it...LOL
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Hmm, superimpose or photochop my face on that gator?..now there's an idea.
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I'ma stick mah finger in his butthole.
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Red Bull gives you wings! But then you crash..HARD.
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Static FREAKS OUT as he realizes he was never trained in toureador school on how to deal with a bull that does head stands!!
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C’mon dude! Stop bogarting the doobie!
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America’s new “surrender monkey.”
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"Hands up, or I'll shoot off your shorts this time!"
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What happens when you toss water balloons on unsuspecting militia members.
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"I told you to do the laundry, idiot!"
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Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is.
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Moments before the peeping tom fell into the rose bush.
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"I wasn't cheating, Larry! He raped me! Shoot him!!"
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Nutsack target practice!
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Ouch! Remind me to not get on your back side..I mean bad side!
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Sunscreen Facial: The gag so nice they used it twice.
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It's not supposed to come out that way!
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An example of Anal Speech Therapy.
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Yet another example of a politician talking out his ass..
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lol so true.
Another run 'o the mill personal trainer stresses the importance of exorcising the butt talks.
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ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES TOY SOLDIERS™
For the flamin pinko commie islamo fascist moonbat libtard homo in you AND your effeminate male offspring!
Here's some testimonies:
"Who knew that G.I. Joe and his buddies were into body-painting?!" - George W. Bush
"This is a mockery of jihad. These are pink, correct? Just making sure that I’m getting this right, before I decide whether to go puke up my toenails or laugh until I can’t see." - Osama Bin Laden
Order today!
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From The alternative lifestyle collection: The Gee, I'm Joe..series.
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Nice!
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Thanks, i have my moments..
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Was that another caption?
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It could be...
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O rly?
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Unfortunately THESE days most of those moments tend to be SENIOR...
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Gottdam young whippersnappers...whaddya say?
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot? .........THIS.
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot? .........RAPE? (Getting raped by them..apple maggots and these two).
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Yeah we have a set of them living here at our apt complex - We call them "Mykes" men who want to be DYKES...
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"Here's my new album!" **guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen holding a slice of salami
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World renowned didgeredoo player, Yngwie Oy Vey Johan Sebastian Mozart Beethoven Bach "Fooking" Palmstein, after a comeback concert feels quite full after eating the entire audience..all six of them.
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It is rumored that Italian artist Michelangelo of Nitro was a faster guitar player than the Malmster. In fact, he shredded so fast on his guitar that it created a wormhole so large that he could travel through time with it, allowing him to personally challenge Yngwie by traveling over 500 years. The two dueled for over 100 years. Yngwie emerged victorious after he ate Michelangelo.
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CIRCA 1970 - Ozzie Osbourne, just coming out of a drug stupor, is startled to discover a microphone in his left hand and 400,000 people staring at him.
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Pretty much happens on a regular basis, yeah?
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Yes, but there aren't that many pic of Ozzy looking young, fresh and so much like Rosie O'Donnell that one time she looked kinda female...
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I've got news for ya. They're the same person. And Ozzy is a woman, a VERY homely woman...but she does make a handsome man.
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For those long evenings by the fridge.
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For those fun weekends of binging 'n purging.
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It's not just for breakfast, dinner, or a quick snack anymore.
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Yet ANOTHER reason to LOVE HAM!
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Proof positive that they eat their own! (Credit goes to MY MAN - Todd)
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Todd did good. **pats Todd's back
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Presenting: Tool Academy Intl - competition scene from "Operation Complete Tools who looks worse in their girlfriend's panties"?
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Yodabama says: "Mmm! Reform health care. I must. Yes!"
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Raise the deficit, I will.
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Yodabama is actually the love product of Obama and Ross Perot (who's an alien - (you can tell by the ears)
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Mmm yes run for president I will.
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Dog the Bounty Hunter on The Biggest Loser
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JFC! Worst sci-fi costume ever.
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Why do so many people on Cops sign the release form to have their face shown?
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Carnie Wilson dyed her hair blond, and her stomach came unstapled.
Kirsty Alley went hip hop AND lost some weight to boot.
M&M grew his hair long, opted for a modified 80's glam look mixed with a LOT of Meatloaf (singer AND food) -
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Um, yes?
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lol wut?
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oh hai!
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Oh the 3 posted silences with my name? SILENT comments coming from the female gender that's considered a "myth" and normally not witnessed once in a life time, let alone 3 times in one day? is that to what you refer somewhat suspiciously as you should be? LOL...No, those blanks with my name attached were what i ended up with after posting and deleting the first 3 attempts of my "retarded ashtrys" gift from the heart to you - meaning they were even WORSE than before LOL - CAPTION THAT!
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Okay.
[insert image here]
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I forgot to add - He's scaley, he's green, religious and MEAN! (THIS took a LOOOONG time, you better appreciate it LOL)
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I'm touched...in a special way....in my special place.
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In the head?
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Which one?
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Btw, it was a nice attempt. But your photochop skills cannot match my own.
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Ah but I only started a while ago.....Do not take my "retarded child's ashtray" attempt at creating a sick gift for an even "sicker" friend and compare it to a photo shopping MASTER --- who is this? MADDOX? LOL
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
If you dont know who maddox is, you'll love this...-
[Ah but I only started a while ago.....]
Don't take this the wrong way, but that was quite evident from the obvious appearance of things. It's okay, just stick around and I'll give ya a few tips, and before you know it you'll create somewhat less crappy photochops in less time than it takes to write a paragraph like this.
[Do not take my "retarded child's ashtray" attempt at creating a sick gift for an even "sicker" friend and compare it to a photo shopping MASTER --- who is this? MADDOX? LOL]
I am familiar with Maddox. He has some bonafide moments where he is pretty effing funny, and others that are long winded...kinda like me. =)
I would tend to think that Maddox is not a "photoshopping master", however in comparison to those "sh###y" pics drawn by kids who can only be compared to Jackson Pollack while he was intoxicated, afflicted with palsy, and attempted his crappy works of art with a cramped left foot then YES, Maddox is indeed The Photoshop Master of All Time...in an alternate universe of shitty Photoshop drawing connoisseurs.
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Ah but you sell yourself short Static Cling my friend, I was referring to the master photoshopper as YOU...PS - How the HELL do i get my photoshopped copies of things like emails and stuff to be clear on my blog posts? HINT - i have the FREE photoshop version - photo impression - i get the impression it's basic.
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*Ahem* Well, thank you...WAIT!...was that meant as a compliment?
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Also I tend not to use Photoshop for taking screenshots. Windows has tools that will take screenshots for you: www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Screenshot-in-Microsoft-Windows
I would only use Photoshop for cleaning up the screenshot when the image is pixelated, or details such as the fonts are blurry. THEN I would play w/the anti-alias feature or adjust the dpi and resolution settings. Photo Impression is better than nothing...but I prefer GIMP which is a free image editor comparable to Photoshop (www.gimp.org/).
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Thanks for the heads up - i will get right on it; be prepared to see your countenance in a whole new LIGHT...(it may take a few mont....days)
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I prefer to hide in dark corners..like under the stairs...kthxbai!
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Seen here promoting his new book, "Capitalism = Good, Socialism = Bad," professor Dr. Jim'Bob addresses a crowd of supporters with these wise words: "Fire = Bad. Water = Good. Unless you're camping. Then go find firewood"
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Um..LOL!
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Following an all-you-can-eat buffet, The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) rallies to end size discrimination in all of its forms.
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This is my sister, Mary, with the blue paint and my cousin, Tommy, with the red paint at last year's rally. -
I'm sorry to hear that they are innocent victims that fell prey to the tyranny of fate. =)
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Thousands of fat Americans showed up to Richard Simmons's "Repeal the Pork," a joint effort between anti-Obama activists and anti-cholesterol activists.
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Double post! Curse you internets! -
"I need to start eating more, you know, to save on poster board."
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Meet the contestants of 'Hi! I`m a human being! What are you? No live stock please.'
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This is my photochop masterpiece - I call it Trailer Tornad-ER
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Awesome. Nice job. Moving up in the world.
I shall caption this:
"Moments after Cletus said, 'Hey watch this!' the trailer park burned to the ground." -
It twas the most peculiar vagina Professor Stewiddle had ever encountered.
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The newest poster ad for Joe Dirt 2
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After a successful attempt at The Atomic Hot Wings Challenge, all went well, until I farted that is.
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Nicely done Static...i believe I can save a vanilla zinger for you after all...
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At utterly distasteful...ewww...but funny...
At Static...i'll never eat hot wings again...ANd JOE Dirt you get a redemption zinger...that's one of my fave movies -
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lol just lol...
Now available at IHOP?
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I was a creative little devil wasn't i? (I've been thinking for the longest time that this was Jemima's REAL name...)
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Revenge of the PacMan monsters
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Hahaha! Nice job. The last one should be displayed at the MoMA in NY.
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Thank you. One of my friends asked me if it had meaning in an abstract sense...after thinking about it I thought maybe it was my way saying that corporate america needs to kiss big ass like we've been doing for years?
Or maybe just figured it would be funny to see helpless PacMen descending on a giant flesh "moon" in their new game - Crack Man...(note the look in their eyes....) they were actually comprised of red monsters....LOL-
I was thinking likewise about the abstract meaning..since your work on that one is, after all, truly abstract. And as far as your photochop goes, it's pretty good. Not like mind-blowing, holy fuck that's the most fantastic piece of art ever created...but an interesting play on memetics, and a suggestive reflection of our times. It makes you think.
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With it's overtones of Surrealist and Anti-art influence, my first impression was that the red Pac-Men (an icon of 80's pop culture and the technological advances of society) signified the greedy corporate puppets that prey upon the huge gluttonous ass of culture and hedonist society.
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In the primordial sense, society is constituted on the basis of consumption, and the technology that drives consumerism. The lynching mob of corporate puppets, coupled with their consumerist propaganda, whose mimetic desire, envy and egotism, culminate in sacrificing the scapegoat. That scapegoat is culture and society, not simply as a set of sets, but as a unified whole (the two halves make one)...in this case, the huge ass.
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With spite, though, (as depicted in your piece) we confront the opposite situation, in which the mimetic desire does not establish but rather destroys 'society'. Here everybody (including the Pac-Men), and not merely the scapegoat, is threatened with destruction.
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Regarding the matrix of spite, your work elaborates, albeit subconsciously, on radical nihilism (in other words, the will to negation) and relates this to passive nihilism (the negation of the will as such), arguing that these two nihilisms are significant to understand both the hedonism/disorientation that characterizes contemporary post-political culture and the emerging forms of despair and violence as a reaction to it. These two nihilisms constitute a non-dialectical 'synthesis' in spite of seemingly antagonistic 'disjunctions'.
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But then that's the beauty of abstract art or ideas. They have a myriad of different meanings to different people and/or different perspectives, which inspire a multitude of interpretations.
As another example, it could also simply be the bat-fuck insane vision of someone under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs, or they've ingested toxic compounds contained in white Zingers and/or Twinkies, resulting in temporary psychosis, therefore it ultimately has no discernable meaning whatsoever.
But it still makes you think..of enormous pasty white gelatinous asses being ripped apart by Killer Tomatoes. Which could certainly be a sign of a self-fulfilling prophecy, an impending Apocalypse, or congruous with the very concept of Hell.
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Right then, with that analytical mind fuckery out of the way..
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Quantum physicists are so poor at sex because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
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um...i just wanted to see red cartoon pac man heads with bulging eyes have to eat a big fat ass as payback cuz of all the quarters i lost paying PacMan las....i mean 20 years ago...i thought their eyes just "screamed" please mister, don't make me eat that ass...
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(PRE- RAMBLE - ok, i don't know if he had an accent or not but i'm giving him one ANYWAY)
(thinks to self)"I just HAD to quantum leap da wrong vey Is dis special students class?" Is dey ALL retarded? Dey think "pye" ess someting to cram down vun's gullet like de sucking sow"..."Who's dat boy singing veheels of da bus over and over - da vun wit ess finger in es nose looks like da monkey at ze zoo but a liddle stoopider (consults student register)(starts reading name out loud) George W. is it .......BISH? (Got i can't pronunce des american names...) -
["um...i just wanted to see red cartoon pac man heads with bulging eyes have to eat a big fat ass as payback cuz of all the quarters i lost paying PacMan las....i mean 20 years ago...i thought their eyes just "screamed" please mister, don't make me eat that ass..."]
Riiight. That's what they all say, "Oh, it's totally innocent, I SWEAR!"
This is why the Nazis got away with their "book burning", because too few people had enough balls to say, "Yes, this knowledge/workmanship is in your face and is against everything you stand for. It's going to change the world and I'm not gonna let you take it away and destroy it! Fuckers."
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Einstein shown, working on his Going Off on a Tangent Theory.
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Emo Einstein: "This here is my Quantum Psychosis Theory, y'all." -
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
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Pardon me ma'am, I couldn't help but notice you're wearing blue eyeliner..how much for a hand job?
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Another example of Dressed to be Annoying (to other women).
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Beauty and the Beast?
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'Pardon me ma'am, I couldn't help but notice you're wearing blue eyeliner..how much for a hand job?' THE VIDEO (SFW)! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsDCzyK6zeM
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Sarah Palin at a recent book signing for her new autobiography, Going Vogue: A White Trash American Life
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When asked about the fish Sarah Palin caught her reply to reporters was, "I just catch whatever I can find really, this fish just got on the line and I reeled it in. I am not afraid to be a maverick, get out there like all the pro-americans out there and go fishin out there in the water. I caught this beauty right off the coast of Alaska, we share the sea with Russia, so you could say me and Russia are fishin buddies."
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A promotional shot for the upcoming series, Queer Eye for the Fat Guy
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"Wearing a fat woman's supp hose as a leotard" and other queer fashion statments"
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Miley Cyrus' BIGGEST fan
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Its the climb...
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IT's the boobs...
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It's the diaper.
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Its JAVA the HUT
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Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!
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tmqblog.com/2008/05/21/the-real-meaning-behind-mecca-lecca-high-mecca-hiney...
btw, I hardly endorse that website and/or product - but that article sure is FUNNY.
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Cow and Chicken, I.R. In Wrong Cartoon.
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EXACTLY!
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Cogito ergo bibo.
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How did i piss my keys down the urinal?
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Dude... you'll never believe this but, last night, at the bar, after you left... I pissed out a full grown man.
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Darryl once had a handle on life but the mop handle broke.
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An optimist never gets a pleasant surprise.
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And in his last moments the young man thought to himself, "my car... its parked.... illegally..."
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"Did I remember to turn off the coffeemaker this morning?"
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One person who learned the hard way not to finish his lie with "may God strike me dead if i'm lying"
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Tim made a huge mistake when he uttered the words, "Zeus, you say? Don't kid me! There's no Zeus at all."
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Caption it!-
I can't believe it's not butter!
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I said: Have you seen my dog?!
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What are YOU lookin' at?!
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After hearing that the Earth is, in fact, round, Hasan has become more frustrated than an Amish electrician.
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Dave knew the aliens would let him go sometime.
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"Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."
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Now available without a prescription.
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Hey Steve? I'm no eHarmony expert or anything...but do you maybe have a different picture you could put on your profile? Just asking.
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The slogan Jedi Ginsu Knives will slice your appendages off..was not well received by the general public.
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In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons...and this guy works in the kitchen.
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The newest cover for Tiger Beat magazine.
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Golf Law #1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.
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Tiger: Look people...YES, I cheated on my wife. YES, she broke my windshield with a golf club. YES, she shoved a dozen golfballs up my ass. Seriously. One by one. Someone, please help me...
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Boston, MA: Tiger Woods accidentally falls down a flight of stairs; Wife breaks car-window to rescue him.
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