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KRAP NEWS
Posted by Static • 8/02/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS]
Topics: clowns, comedy, funny, humor, lols, news, sarcasm, satire, snarkiness, spoofs
This where ya find news for my site.
Such as new articles, what I am up to, what I Tweeted, what I had for dinner, the next developing blister on my big toe (the one I type FURIOUSLY with)..y'know, stuff like that.
You'll be the first to know!
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Read my latests psychobabalogna, which has the conservative right-wing community up in armseses! =P
Better wear your Depends!
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Great price on the crap! It's usually $49.99 everywhere else.-
Indeed! Here at Krapsody, we have plenty of bargains!
Actually, I think something was lost in translation on my sign.
The message should be "Fresh Crab - not Crap..but I can allow you to purchase both Crap and Crabs, if you'd like I can even toss in a free bucket of fried venereal warts dipped in syphilitic slime. Our special today.. only for YOU!
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I feel like I don't deserve all this CRAP for free. I'm glad you're finally charging. However...how do you weigh ONLINE crap? I went to www.cracked.com the other day and I could have sworn I ingested 200 lbs of crap in no more than 5 minutes. Could we perhaps BARTER crap? I have some pretty decent crap at Project Julio...trades?-
Trades are considered. Although I won't take all your K(C)RAP. I don't take anyone's K(C)RAP for free.
Cracked.com can have my K(C)CRAP if they wish. They certainly have given me the K(C)RAP end of the stick with their K(C)RAP website glitches and login issues. KRAP! -
Failing that my fellow Crap avengers, we can have some KFC (Krapsody Fried Crap).
It comes in small, medium, large, and GIGANTIC bucket loads (that's our weight system). -
p.s...CRAP!
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Does your KFC come with SHITSCUITS and gravey? LOL to myself....-
Yes it does.
You may also have a side order of QHA (Quit Horsing Around) and GBTW (Get Back To Work)!
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What happens when a major television network decides to change it's name to increase their poor ratings? It sucks even more! Unless their new name has more than one meaning!
Follow the link for more on this story:
www.krapsody.com/2009/08/how-sci-fi-channel-became-venereal.html -
Health care reform debates and protests got you down?
Well, click the following links for health care debate/protest relief!
It's like taking a Valium..only better (less side effects, less money, less hassle, less body cavity searches at the airport)!!
www.krapsody.com/2009/08/evolution-of-pharmaceuticals.html
digg.com/odd_stuff/Protester_William_Kostric_comedian_or_total_idiot
projectjulio.blogspot.com/2009/08/new-study-finds-republican-medicare.html
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Walmart is a haven for just about anything you could want. It's also a haven for the lowest common denominator. But not as low as this:
The Sixty-Four Thousand Dollar Question At Walmart
www.krapsody.com/2009/09/sixty-four-thousand-dollar-question-at.html-
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Lint is another dirty four letter word
www.krapsody.com/2009/09/thought-for-day-no-8.html
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Mackenzie Phillips drops bombshell on Oprah and dead sex offender
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Speaking of inappropriate relationships, how about that Roman Polanski?
Real bummer...I would have thought one 13-year-old wouldn't be enough for him.
www.krapsody.com/2009/10/woody-allen-gary-glitter-show-support.html
No one I work with knew it was National Kids Walk to School Day yesterday, but I bet about 90,000 pedophiles did. -
Halloween takes a strange twist when zombies can't be taken seriously. Read more about this sordid tale as Krapsody brings you the first installment of The Halloween Countdown:
www.krapsody.com/2009/10/halloween-countdown-17-days-zombie-kid.html -
There's plenty o' turkey and stocking stuffing going on at Krapsody.
Drop in and get a little extra somethin' for the holidaze!
www.krapsody.com/2009/10/swine-flu-and-you.html -
Bob Dylan's recent performance decimates his already dwindling fan base.
Read more about Dylan's ventures into the wilderness of psychosis at:
www.krapsody.com/2009/11/dylan-army-goes-awol.html -
Many moms, after a long hiatus, have returned to work after lay offs. Some may even return to school with their brand new shiny bundle of stimulus educational grant money, after taking kids to soccer practice, going to Starbucks, and doing pilates, that is. How will they fit it all in? www.krapsody.com/2009/12/thought-for-day-moms-in-demand.html
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Meet my newest web creation on Twitter...simply for the seasonal lulz:
Black Santa Claus - he's like Bad Santa, only he's better. He's cranky and he's tired of yo greedy consumerism every year. He's gonna go ganksta on yo asses in a New York minute.
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Yours truly has recently added a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary, the Web-based dictionary of slang words and phrases.
"Krapsody" has now attained official pop culture icon status! Please stop by and give it a thumbs up.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=krapsody
I'd like to thank you all for your support. I hope to continue to serve your needs for teh lulz in the year ahead. Wishing you and yours Happy Holidaze!
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