Planet Krapsody
Stupid Question/Stupid Answer
Posted by Static • 6/08/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS]
Topics: comedy, funny, humor, krapsody, lol, mrs chickenhead, retarded, satire, silly, tripping balls
Silly or just plain dumb questions can be asked or found in here. Don't be bashful you big wussy, you know you have some. Why is the sky blue? What is the value of a dollar? Want your fortune told? Ask Mrs. Chickenhead (also known as Mistress Skunkcap, Madame Phatho and Ms. Cleo) in here about your future... who knows maybe she can fix your broken life? Or maybe she'll steal your shoes. Shoes in this economy are in demand y'know. Have a peek into the cosmic peephole!
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What's for dinner? -
Mrs. Chickenhead says:
Moldy fried chicken. Lots and lots of moldy fried chicken. And crackers. Crackers and moldy fried chicken.
Final answer.
Random premonition for the day:
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown force-feeds Guinness to guinea pigs.
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My finger stinks.
Oh wait.... that's not a question. Ummm...let's see... This darn baby won't stop crying when I throw it up into the ceiling fan. What can I do?-
Mrs. Chickenhead says:
Although you are waging a silent and courageous battle against cough syrup addiction, I suggest you put the baby down, and continue your old habit of drinking Tabasco straight from the bottle for fun.
Random premonition for the day:
Paris Hilton is thinking (unusual for her), "If they can put a man on the moon, then why the hell can’t they build me a robotic BFF? TTYN!"
Next question?...........
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If I pull your finger, what really will happen?
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Mrs. Chickenhead says:
I will crap the bed I am confined to, since I weigh over 400 pounds and cannot live a normal life. Then I will poke you in the eye with a spork for making me lie in my own feces. Really.
Random premonition for the day:
Tony Danza is sniffing yesterday's socks... and enjoying it.
Next question?
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If a Pile is a hemorrhoid then what is a Pile Driver?-
Mrs. Chickenhead says:
A Pile Driver is a huge hemorrhoid that can operate a Mack truck, sending it through the front window of a convenience store, and just before the moment of impact shouts, "Look ma, no hands!".
Random premonition for the day:
Before going to work, Zac Efron self-flagellates with a leather belt soaked in malt liquor.
Next ridiculously funny question please?
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when i was young, my dad whipped me(as form of punishment-not bondage for you dirty minded people) and he missed my butt but hit my balls, ever since then my balls have been crooked. this is a true story no joke-i can prove it. Anyways, my question is, how can i reverse my balls and not have crooked balls?-
Mrs. Chickenhead says:
No need to prove it!
r.e.a.l.l.y.
Mrs. Chickenhead knows all about you and your condition. The solution is to get whipped on the opposite side. And this time, be sure that your tongue is fully inserted into the electrical outlet.
Random premonition for the day:
The Pope loves you, like a drunk bum with a bladder infection loves his "personal relief" jar.
Next odd and awkward question please?
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Hey, is it time yet?
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Mrs. Chickenhead says:
Uck. Time for what child. Your beating? Your date with my foot? A brush with death? Oh that's right..time for bed. Please tell Mrs. C that you brushed your teeth before I told you this bedtime story. Nighty night! Muhahaha!
Random premonition for the day:
Angelina Jolie secretly wants to make love to me in a steaming vat of Cheez Wiz in front of a colony of starving African children.
Next ambiguous question please....
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I guess anything sits on a Ritz LOL
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Mrs. Chickenhead says: Only Angelina's bony ass could sit on a Ritz cracker and not break it.
And could you please type your statements in the form of a question in the future.
Just for that - no random premonitions for the day!
Next confusing proverbs, precepts, maxims, sayings, axioms & quotations please.
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I guess ANYTHING SITS ON A RITZ? And who is Mrs. Chickenhead? And i don't have random premonitions, i mean...DO I? I only have premonitions that have already happened , is that correct? Is this better?
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Mrs. Chickenhead says: Nothing sits on a Ritz cracker, it spreads maybe..unless we're talkin's Lil Kim. SHE can sit, spread, and do things with a Ritz that would make yo momma blush, and I hear she has done it all! Now as far as you other questions go: I am yo momma, better recognize. Yes, you do. No, you don't. And no, it's not.
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Here's one: I heard your wife died last night, how are you?
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Mrs. Chickenhead says: Are you out of yo damn mind, girlfriend? I ain't been married since my HUSBAND died..the police said it was under mysterious circumstances and haven't ruled out homicide yet. My lawyer says not to talk about it anymore until the case has been closed.
Random premonition for the day:
Vanessa Hudgens just got a uvula piercing, which she's gonna take a picture of in the buff and send to Zac Efron, which he'll put on the internet again..alongside all her other nudie pics.
Next disorderly, unreasonable, unruly questions please....
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Is there such a thing as a baby clown?-
Mrs. Chickenhead says: Is there such a thing as coulrophobia or paedophobia, or paedo-coulrophobia? Of course there are. How do you explain John Wayne Gacy? He was born wearing a clown suit..shoes and all, which obviously, as time wore on, drove him stark raving mad! The fear of baby clowns is probably the most difficult of all phobias to break.
Random premonition for the day:
Jennifer Lopez's left buttock is hypersensitive, and if tickled, she will break down into tears.
Next disgusting questions please....
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OK, i got one for you: If a PILE is a hemmorrhoid, then what is a pile DRIVER?
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Mrs. Chickenhead says: A pile driver does exactly what it says it does. It drives the pile back in, where it belongs!
Random premonition for the day:
surveygirl46 secretly admires Static's hairdo..so much so, she has tried to get her stylist to cut her hair exactly the same way. (pics to come soon)
Next fascinating questions please....
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You mean that's NOT my picture you're using for an avatar?
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Umm...not that I'm aware of. Is it?
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Whoops AHAHA...*ahem!
Mrs. Chickenhead says: Wut you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
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I don't think that's very funny Static -- I go to GREAT lengths every morning to get my DON'T into a reasonable facsimile of that DO..are you mocking me AGAIN?
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Me: No, would I do that?
Mrs. Chickenhead says: YES. He would.
Me: Shut up, Chickenfeet! What do you know?!
Mrs. Chickenhead says: Ah, nah you d'int! I'm keepin' it real! Static cling!
Me: ............
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if my ass is white and my Balls are blue what color is my head?-
Mrs. Chickenhead says: That's easy. Red, just like your face, during this moment of embarrassment for you. Fortunately, destiny smiles upon you as these are patriotic colors.
Random premonition for the day:
greg1647 is reading a scholarly history of public defecation.
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Blue balls = cold = Shrunken?
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= no action?
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Ah there is no embarrassment in painting ones private parts to stimulate the country..or is that simulate...
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Mrs. Chickenhead says: I believe it was already naturally red, or maybe that's sunburn. Apparently, yo ass don't know either.
There are plenty of other ways to s(t)imulate your country that don't involve public nudity/indecent exposure...unless you are in New Guinea.
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OR rhode island (yes, it is a country to some backwoods folk)..
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Some do not even realize it exists, much less as an island or, in reality, as a mainland state.
Additionally, according to some people in Boston, Rhode Island is located in the deep south.
And according to others, it's the place that people go and get lost in on their trip through New England. Kind of like a land-locked Bermuda Triangle.
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Mrs. Chickenhead, If I visit a prostitute for the sole purpose of contracting an STD and I don't, will I receive an STR (Sexually Transmitted Refund)?-
Mrs. Chickenhead says: Nah, the only thing you will end up with, my dear, is an empty wallet and a serious case of SFS (Stinky F*** Stick).
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What is the preferred brand of cellular phone for deaf people?-
Mrs. Chickenhead says: The Laugh and Learn Learning Phone by Fisher Price
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If a deaf person calls you...and you miss their call...do you call them back?
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Mrs. Chickenhead says: Yes, and you must use the proper sign language to dial, connect, and then communicate with the deaf person...did I mention that you must also be retarded?
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Mrs. Chickenhead - Why did Mr Smith cross the road?
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Mrs. Chickenhead says: Because Mrs. Smith kicked his ass out of the house for cheating on her with that 17-year-old girl that lives across the street.
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No, the correct answer to Why did Mr Smith cross the road? is - becuz his dick was stuck in the chicken....(I love that one...)
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Are you sure that wasn't a chicken stuck on his dick? Chicken on a stick! Chicken dick! Chicken shit! Chicken spit! Chicken mitt! Chicken split! Chicken zit! Chicken quit! Holy chicken tit!
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Happy Halloween...everyone..
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It was his dick stuck in a chick
a chick who tried to bite his dick
I do not like this Sam I am
I don't like penis in my can
I don't like it in my hand
i do not drink it from a cup
i do take it in the butt
i do not like it said the chick'
i do not like old smitty's dick
Happy Halloween everyone...Love Dr Suess (resurrected)-
Fans of Dr. Seuss are crying.
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crying...in deranged happiness...lol..
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Uh-oh...this sounds like "a Dr. Seuss poor chain letter etiquette has induced a bad luck moment" moment, like being pecked to death by chickens with metrophobia (the fear of poetry).
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As long as you feel the sting of the chicken...that's all that matters...LOL
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I am chicken.
Feel me peck.
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Beyootiful Haiku...
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Why thanks. Here's another:
Fun poultry action.
Choking chicken.
Good if you like that.
And another!
salt pepper chicken
thighs and brown in olive oil
all sides then remove
saute sliced onions
minced garlic bay - translucent
small can tomatoes
chicken back in pot
one cup white wine and simmer
noodles -- best next day
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Do i remove the beak and feathers first?
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Nope. You even leave the feet intact.
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This is why i never considered chicken finger lickin' good - it bites back...
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Yep. That's why it's Linger Fickin' Good.
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I don't like the "surprise" veins that pop out of the meat ...
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But it's ribbed for your pleasure.
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ewww....:)
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Ahahahahaha!
That was the best laugh I've had...in like the last five minutes (ok, all day)!!
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