Planet Krapsody

This forum is for crying, whining, bickering, shouting, name calling, complaining, accusing, self-mutilation, etc.

If you want to do any of the above, do it here.

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  1. Why gawd, WHY?! Ooogie boogie looga!!

    **Shup! BANG!!!.....dies
  2. A thread for crying, whining, complaining and cutting?

    Dude, you've ruined it now. Any moment and this place will be emo hell.
    1. I know. And it's a great place to find fodder for blogging, while simultaneously humiliating them at the same time.

      Remember this?

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    2. Lolz. I forgot all about that shit.
    3. Worse yet, Elmo is crying right now.
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    It's not raep if he likes it.

    It's not raep if it's the 122nd scene.

    It's not raep if it's a muppet.
    1. It's vibrating. Must be liking it. And don't you see that baby gravy dribblin outta that muppet's butt mop?
    2. you can't rape the willing
    3. The new "Diddle Me Elmo"
  4. All I can see is that strange afro-american man
    1. Then may the pixels of my own image be burned into your eyes - forever!
  5. Isn't that what a lot of the blogs we see are for?
    1. Hmm...yes..I suppose it is.

      Drats, foiled again.

      DAMN YOUR EYES!
  6. Oh, dear. I just over-cooked the pasta by boiling off all the water, and now the pasta is burnt black and the smoke alarm is going off. This is possibly one of the most embarrassing moments I've ever experienced.

    Did you know if you boil water long enough it disappears? Did you know boiled eggs aren't meant to boil for over forty-five minutes? I've also learned forks and garbage disposals don't get along..
    1. No worries, Static. I have a fool-proof way to deal with burned pans.
      You'll need:
      1. A scouring pad (I recommend SOS)
      2. A strong detergent (TSP is best)
      3. Hot water.
      4. A bottle of Gray Goose.

      First, fill the sink with soapy water. Pick up the pan and the scouring pad and throw them in the trash. Drain the water out of the sink. Open the bottle. Drink.

      I use this method every time and I don't have a single pan in my cupboard with scorch-marks on it!
    2. Wouldn't it just be easier to burn the entire house to the ground and collect the insurance money?
    3. Good God, no! Where would I drink?
    4. I usually drink in my van...down by the river.

      Isn't that what everyone does?

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