Planet Krapsody
The Rubber Room
Posted by Static • 6/08/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS]
Topics: blogging, clowns, comedy, crazy, humor, insane, lol, rants, rubber room, satire
This forum is for crying, whining, bickering, shouting, name calling, complaining, accusing, self-mutilation, etc.
If you want to do any of the above, do it here.
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A thread for crying, whining, complaining and cutting?
Dude, you've ruined it now. Any moment and this place will be emo hell. -

It's not raep if he likes it.
It's not raep if it's the 122nd scene.
It's not raep if it's a muppet. -
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Oh, dear. I just over-cooked the pasta by boiling off all the water, and now the pasta is burnt black and the smoke alarm is going off. This is possibly one of the most embarrassing moments I've ever experienced.
Did you know if you boil water long enough it disappears? Did you know boiled eggs aren't meant to boil for over forty-five minutes? I've also learned forks and garbage disposals don't get along..-
No worries, Static. I have a fool-proof way to deal with burned pans.
You'll need:
1. A scouring pad (I recommend SOS)
2. A strong detergent (TSP is best)
3. Hot water.
4. A bottle of Gray Goose.
First, fill the sink with soapy water. Pick up the pan and the scouring pad and throw them in the trash. Drain the water out of the sink. Open the bottle. Drink.
I use this method every time and I don't have a single pan in my cupboard with scorch-marks on it!
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