Blog Catalog Group Discussions: Planet Krapsody

KRAP NEWS'

Static — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:40:14 -0500

This where ya find news for my site.

Such as new articles, what I am up to, what I Tweeted, what I had for dinner, the next developing blister on my big toe (the one I type FURIOUSLY with)..y'know, stuff like that.

You'll be the first to know!

all spam here'

TheOverDrone — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:45:27 -0500

thi is where all seo and spam posts should reside and I will start it iff;
Hi hello howdy are you also a sufferer from ingrown pubic hair like me? I was once a prince in my country but now thanks to communism I am a dirt farmer but don't worry my swiss bank account is untouched because i buried it o the palace grounds. now all I need is your check to purchase a shovel and a wheelbarrow and a topical disinfectant. k thnx bye!

The What's Your Mexican Wrestler Name Thread'

Static — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:10:00 -0500

If you were a massive goofdouche who wrestled near the border on your weekends off, what would your Mexican wrestler (or lucha libre fighter) name be?

Post a photo of yourself (Google it), along with a brief description of your costume, and your devastating wrestling moves (for help go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_throws).

I would be El Taco Retardo.

*My leather cat suit would have flames on the pant legs and on my rear - appearing as flames shooting out my butt.
*My secret weapon would be burrito flavored farts.
*My power move would be a Piledriver followed by pooping upon my opponent's chest.

I am awaiting a worthy opponent...

Who's The Next Fast Food Restaurant Icon To Go Ass-Up?'

Static — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:40:45 -0500

Will it be:

That red-headed rock 'n roll deviant The Burger King?

red-headed pervy old scumbag Ronald McDonald?

or Wendy the red-headed subliterate burger whore?

I see a pattern emerging here...can't imagine what it is.

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Who's The Next 80's Icon To Go Belly-Up?'

Static — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:51:52 -0500

First Carradine, then McMahon, then Farrah, then possibly Goldblum but not Goldblum... then possibly, maybe, definitely MJ.

The question remains, who's next of our beloved 80's icons?

Mr. T? Cyndi Lauper? Boy George? Gary Coleman? General Zod? The Transformers? GI Joe? Strawberry Shortcake? Qelqoth and PwnGreenland.com??!!!!

WTH?

What's the funniest thing you can do with a cripple?'

7masterheathen — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:23:47 -0500

I was just wondering. I ran out of ideas a few weeks ago.

Crap Superpowers'

Static — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:43:52 -0500

Super duper useless superpowers are what makes any superhero wannabe a super dud.

Here are some examples of EPIC FAIL powers that anyone would be ashamed of:
http://superuselesssuperpowers.com/

Or here are some others:
*Power to detect how many more licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
*Ability to run slowly.
*Ability to cut onions without crying.
etc.

If you had a super duper useless superpower, what would it be and why? Come up with some creative ones, maybe they can be sent to and added to the list.

If I had one, I think it would be the power to shape shift, but I could only turn into a lawn flamingo and a block of Velveeta cheese. http://imilkitfrommyteat.ytmnd.com/

Fondest Memory'

qelqoth — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:00:51 -0500

Does anyone have a memory that they cherish? For me, it was when I was eight years old and going back to school after the summer holidays. I remember seeing familiar faces, friends I hadn't played with in what seemed like ages (even though it was only two weeks) and...Miss Richards.

Miss Richards was the most beautiful woman ever. Sometimes, I would get into all sorts of trouble, mostly starting fights with other kids at school. I think it was the thought of Miss Richards pulling me me over her knee and giving me a right spanking. That's when I got my first ever boner.

Twelve years later, I porked that bitch.

They still haven't found the body.

:')

Stupid Question/Stupid Answer'

Static — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:43:28 -0500

Silly or just plain dumb questions can be asked or found in here. Don't be bashful you big wussy, you know you have some. Why is the sky blue? What is the value of a dollar? Want your fortune told? Ask Mrs. Chickenhead (also known as Mistress Skunkcap, Madame Phatho and Ms. Cleo) in here about your future... who knows maybe she can fix your broken life? Or maybe she'll steal your shoes. Shoes in this economy are in demand y'know. Have a peek into the cosmic peephole!

The Rubber Room'

Static — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:32:58 -0500

This forum is for crying, whining, bickering, shouting, name calling, complaining, accusing, self-mutilation, etc.

If you want to do any of the above, do it here.

The Freak Show'

Static — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:47:42 -0500

Post those weird news, or just plain strange links you come across in here.

Caption This'

Static — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:15:57 -0500

Found a pic in here? CAPTION it.

Found a pic in here that's been over-CAPTIONED? Find a new photo, post it in here, and CAPTION it.

Have a picture of yourself wearing nothing but golashes, and you've been splattered with paint, pancake batter, and bird poop? Post it up and we'll CAPTION it. You get the idea.

Introduce Yourself'

Static — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:05:41 -0500

This is a no-brainer. If you don't know how to introduce yourself, I suggest you immediately find the nearest self-help section of your local bookstore and beat yourself repeatedly on the head with SELF-HELP FOR DUMMIES or the first book you can find.

To start the rest of you off, if you can't think of anything, try to take your time and answer these questions. Sometimes creativity does pay - so be creative.

1) Tell us about your worst habit or quality?
2) What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?
3) Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
4) If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
5) Why am I asking you these questions?

About me: http://tiny.cc/yzyQY