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Unfortunate Events During The 2012 Election Cycle

Posted by Agit8r • 8/10/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: election 2012, humor, satire

Get out your chrystal balls (hmmm, doesn't sound right... oh, well...) and try to predit what will happen 3 years from now in the run-up to the next Presidential election.

I'll start:

Push-polling of Southern Voters as to their opinion of "Mitt Romney's harem"

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8/10/09

clioandme

Several leading Republicans are caught on film reading books. Their base forces them to leave public life in disgrace.

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8/10/09

csiunatc

Several leading democrats forced to resign after admitting that they have actually read a piece of legislation despite pressure from the party leadership.

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8/10/09

Agit8r

Ha ha both excellent!

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8/10/09

csiunatc

President Injured in Basketball assassination attempt.

The president had to be cut free with the jaws of life after an unfortunate basketball incident.

The President has fired Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, claiming he was at fault and probably a Republican Plant.

"Mr. Gibbs double-dog-dared me to try an jump through hoops like he does, it was obviously an well orchestrated and planned attempt on my life by the rightwing extremists" The president said in a short statement from the new whitehouse medivac helicoper specially ordered from state owned Bell Helicopers as part of the 12th stimulus package.

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8/10/09

clioandme

Biden predicts a major international crisis that will test the administration, if Obama and he are reelected. He's not saying what it is, but it will involve a major natural disaster, a revolution, nuclear weapons, and an invasion by a hostile regime.

Republicans confirm this prediction with biblical passages.

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8/10/09

polybore

Indeed. "Events dear boy, events" Harold Macmillan.

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