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“Wait till her fat keister is sitting at this desk.”
Posted by greenindia • 9/17/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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Bushisms Atop In The Rank...!!!
1. “You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” —interview with CBS News’ Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
2. “I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.” —as quoted in Bob Woodward’s Bush at War
3. “I think I was unprepared for war.” –on the biggest regret of his presidency, ABC News interview, Dec. 1, 2008
4. “I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me.” —talking to key Republicans about Iraq, as quoted by Bob Woodward
5. “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” —Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
6. “This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.” —as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
7. “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
8. “They misunderestimated me.” —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
9. “For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it.” —Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001
10. “I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.” —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
11. “People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in’s house and say I love you.” —Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002
12. I don’t want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I’m confident I have. I just haven’t — you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I’m not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one.” —after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004
13. “Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.” —in parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
14. “The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.” —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
15. “I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.” —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
16. “Can we win? I don’t think you can win it.” —after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, “Today” show interview, Aug. 30, 2004
17. “I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.” —to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004
18. “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” —Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
19.“He came in one day to rehearse a speech, fuming,” Latimer writes. “‘This is a dangerous world,’ he said for no apparent reason, ‘and this cat (Obama) isn’t remotely qualified to handle it. This guy has no clue, I promise you.’”
20. Bush strained to remember if he had met Sarah Palin“I’m trying to remember if I’ve met her before,” he said. “What is she, the governor of Guam?”
21. “If bull—— was currency,” he said. “Joe Biden would be a billionaire.”
22.Though he was not a fan of Hillary Clinton, Bush was wary of her political prowess.“Wait till her fat keister is sitting at this desk,” he said.
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"“Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.” —in parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008"
LOL, good for him! I am tired of this "green" crap. Environmentalism has been hijacked by the far left to further their agenda. Bush was pointing that out.
"He came in one day to rehearse a speech, fuming,” Latimer writes. “‘This is a dangerous world,’ he said for no apparent reason, ‘and this cat (Obama) isn’t remotely qualified to handle it. This guy has no clue, I promise you.’"
A very prescient statement. El Presidente is proving over and over how little he knows about being the leader of the free world, much less as leader of his own party.
"If bull—— was currency,” he said. “Joe Biden would be a billionaire."
This is very, very true. This man is the dumbest VP we have ever had, and to think the far left has the nerve to say Palin was unqualified. HA. -
Gifts from El Presidente, Barrack Hussein Obama -
""How's it going Sunshine? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you everybody. It's good to be in Sunshine!" (Barack Obama, Campaign Rally, Sunrise, FL, 5/23/08)"
""Because, you know, it is just wonderful to be back in Oregon, and over the last 15 months we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states, I think, one left to go. One left to go, Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it." (Sen. Barack Obama, Remarks At A Campaign Event, Beaverton, OR, 5/9/08)"
"He claimed that tornadoes in Kansas killed a whopping 10,000 people: “In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed." - The actual death toll: 12.
"On the anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march in Selma, Ala., he claimed his parents united as a direct result of the civil rights movement: “There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Ala., because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born." - Obama was born in 1961. The Selma march took place in 1965.
"In Cape Girardeau, Mo., Obama showed off his knowledge of the war in Afghanistan by homing in on a lack of translators: “We only have a certain number of them, and if they are all in Iraq, then it’s harder for us to use them in Afghanistan." - The real reason it’s “harder for us to use them” in Afghanistan: Iraqis speak Arabic or Kurdish. The Afghanis speak Pashto, Farsi, or other non-Arabic languages.
"Obama told a Portland crowd while on the campaign trail that Iran doesn’t “pose a serious threat to us” — cluelessly arguing that “tiny countries” with small defense budgets can’t do us harm — and then promptly flip-flopped the next day, claiming, “I’ve made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave.”
Ahh, Obama. The gift that just keeps on giving...
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