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Reason #34 - You Always Give Me Your Money
Suck My Beatles | October 30th 2008 by Das
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse… When you thought beatlemart couldn’t get anymore blatant… Just when you thought we couldn’t possibly write about beatlemart again… Bloomingdale’s is offering a fir read more
Reason #497 - You say you want a Financial Revolution?
Suck My Beatles | October 13th 2008 by Das
“Groups like The Beatles were basically capitalists interested in enriching themselves through the music industry. They did about as much to represent the interests of the nation’s young people as The Spice Girls did in the 1990s.” read more
Reason #817 - New White Shoe
Suck My Beatles | August 30th 2008 by Das
The beatles and Nike, together again for the first time. There’s so much wrong with this commercial, it’s pointless to even discuss. *warning - don’t watch* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuCrOwsgJ-c Best viewed with BBB’s read more
Reason #307 - Three Days In the Life of Lame
Suck My Beatles | May 26th 2008 by Das
Breaking News! Following a much maligned documentary drought lasting nearly fifteen minutes, beatlemart is finally back to work! To make up for their lack of productivity they’ve stunned the world by pumping out not one, but TWO brilliant new w read more
Reason #267 - The Beatle Ford Clinic
Suck My Beatles | March 17th 2008 by Das
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! If you’ve ever searched for an excuse to drink on a Monday, today is for you. Tip back a few yards of your favorite poison and don’t forget to drink to your pals at SMB. Just be sure to avoid any noxious con read more
Reason #517 - You Say Good Buy, I Say Hell No.
Suck My Beatles | March 11th 2008 by Das
This is a clever tactic, a new form of some sort of Gonzo Advertising. Target has not only advertised a product, but simultaneously created a demand for it. By the end of this thirty second spot you will definitely need to run out for a fresh supply read more
Reason #357 - The Beatles will Rot Your Teeth
Suck My Beatles | March 7th 2008 by Das
Everyone has experienced this familiar scenario: You see an ad for food that looks so great that next time you go out you make it a point to pick up some of that delicious looking delicacy. When you sit down to feast, you discover it only vaguely re read more
Reason # 512 - Who’ll stop the Rain? A Banana?
Suck My Beatles | February 1st 2008 by Das
While watching the news last night they broke to a commercial. While this isn’t necessarily out of the ordinary, what they were ‘commerting’ was not only equally as horrifying as the news, but far more disturbing. Sandwiched in betw read more
Reason # 851 - Chryslers, Condoms, Aliens and…Ringo?
Suck My Beatles | December 10th 2007 by Das
We’ve been getting a lot of flack lately for insinuating that the FF were merely pawns controlled by a gigantic bankroll known only as beatlemart. After many long and heated debates we’ve decided to distance ourselves from this line of in read more
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