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Alligator Show
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | October 13th 2008 by kabalweg
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons."I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mou read more
Angry Mummy Bear
Joke, Funny, Humor | September 5th 2008 by Affandi
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!"Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.Daddy Bear arrives read more
Talking Parrot
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | August 30th 2008 by kabalweg
Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful parrot."Does this parrot talk?" she asked."Yes, he does," the manager told her."But why is this one only $50 and all the others are $500?", she asked."Well, ma'am," the manager told her, "not read more
Buying a Farm Proposal
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | July 30th 2008 by kabalweg
A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line the buyer saw bee hives and stopped. He said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road."The farmer explained that the bees just made honey read more
Circus Trainer
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | June 9th 2008 by kabalweg
Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal trainer was placed in the local paper.Only two applicants showed up: a male called Futh and a female called Chums. The owner said he could only afford one animal trainer, so he would choose the o read more
Three-legged chicken
Lovely Joke | sms Jokes | Love jokes | funny joke | April 17th 2008 by Mubsher Rizvi
Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken wasspeeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to f read more
The World’s Smartest Dog?
Lovely Joke | sms Jokes | Love jokes | funny joke | April 17th 2008 by Mubsher Rizvi
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and read more
Cat and Mouse
Lovely Joke | sms Jokes | Love jokes | funny joke | April 17th 2008 by Mubsher Rizvi
There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same time. Well, the mouse approaches God’s throne, and God asks him, "So, how do you like it up here?"The mouse says, "It’s nice, but could I get a pa read more
instructions on the best way to bathe your cat
Lovely Joke | sms Jokes | Love jokes | funny joke | April 17th 2008 by Mubsher Rizvi
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat: 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bath read more
The Preacher’s Donkey
Lovely Joke | sms Jokes | Love jokes | funny joke | April 17th 2008 by Mubsher Rizvi
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, was to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the read more
The Atheist and the Shark
Lovely Joke | sms Jokes | Love jokes | funny joke | April 17th 2008 by Mubsher Rizvi
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like cr read more
Device for Testing Aircraft Windshields
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | March 31st 2008 by kabalweg
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies. The theory i read more
Cowboy Joke
Joke, Funny, Humor | January 20th 2008 by Affandi
The cowboy got paid on Friday and immediately rode into town andproceeded to get thoroughly shit-faced.A couple of his pals decided to play a trick on him. They snuckout, turned his horse around, then went back in to join thehapless cowboy for a few read more
Animal Joke: The Snake and The Rabbit
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | December 25th 2007 by kabalweg
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.When the snake remarked that he had read more
Animal Joke: The Chicken and the Road
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | December 23rd 2007 by kabalweg
Why did the chicken cross the road?:CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.GRAN read more
Politics Joke: The Chicken and the Road
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | December 17th 2007 by kabalweg
Why did the chicken cross the road?:CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.GRAN read more
Animal Joke: Never Talk to the Parrot
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | December 15th 2007 by kabalweg
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bil read more
Lab Rabbit Joke
Joke, Funny, Humor | December 13th 2007 by Affandi
One day, a rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his l read more
Animal Joke: Idiot Hippopotamus
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | December 1st 2007 by kabalweg
Boy1: Why did you punched me?Boy2: You called me hippopotamus!Boy1: Are you nuts! That was last year.Boy2: I know. I just saw a picture of hippopotamus a minute ago, idiot! read more
The bunny and the snake
Hilarious Joke | May 29th 2007 by kamarul
Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering thro read more
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