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Another Guy Bites the Dust (UPDATE!!)
Roast Beef Vag | October 6th 2008 by the vag master
So if you’ve read the 1st article you know (after reading my comments) that I ended up finally talking to AD about getting my stuff back, but only after I threatened him. And of course we made arrangements to get my items back and that read more
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Oh no, Ingrid! | October 6th 2008
Max Hardcore has been sentenced to 3 years and 10 months in prison on obscenity charges.Oh and his website has already been shut down. I guess they really got him this time (he's been sued before for providing the whole "underage teenage slut" fantas read more
Newbies in the wild.
Oh no, Ingrid! | October 2nd 2008
As you may know, dearest readers, I have been virtually homeless for about a week or so. I have set my home to one of the infohubs until the beginning of next month, and I just love hearing the conversations of people who have not yet discovered priv read more
I'm trying to believe in you; this world sold its fate for parkin…
Charlotte | September 30th 2008 by Bekah Richards
I cannot believe this. Jason and Callie are together. CALLIE. My RA. What the fuck?I don’t know it for sure. Maybe they’re just hooking up. But that’s even worse. I just ran into him as I was walking to the bathroom and he was coming out of her read more
People Are Shocked — Shocked I Say — to Find Out That Clay Ai…
Brahsome | September 30th 2008 by Brahsome
Gracias to Funny or Die for filming America’s shock and awe at the discovery that Clay Aiken is not *gasp* straight. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "People Are Shocked — Shocked I Say — to Find Out That Clay Aiken Likes Other Dudes", read more
Facebook Status Etiquette, v. 1.0
Diary Of An American Boy | September 29th 2008 by Charlie Pratt
What follows is an attempt, on my part, to bring to light certain verbal evils being perpetrated on the public through the continual and widespread misuse of the Facebook status message. All of the names have been changed to protect the innocent. read more
10 Tips to Help You Overcome Wallflower Syndrome
MyTropicalEscape | September 28th 2008 by Mark Hayward
I just wrote a guest post for social media guru Chris Brogan discussing how I have been able to move beyond feeling shy at conferences. If you have a presentation coming up the tips really apply to public speaking engagements as well: Heading to t read more
the world is but a canvas to the imagination
Charlotte | September 25th 2008 by Bekah Richards
I was in here after lunch trying to finish up my anthropology reading for tomorrow when Audrey came in, groaning. “It’s raaaining,” she moaned, kicking the door shut to look at herself in the full-length mirror. Her hair was plastered to her he read more
Noel Gallagher Claims He Did Choch in the Queen’s Bathroom
Brahsome | September 24th 2008 by Brahsome
It’s so typically cheeky (stereotypical, almost) of one of the Gallagher Bros — who you know as the popular Brit band Oasis — to try and claim they did drugs in the Queen of England’s bathroom, but, that’s exactly what b read more
When Awkward Happens: Boners
Where the Boggs Are Always Cold | September 24th 2008 by Mitch Martin
Oh I remember those days. Pale. Never lifted a weight in my life. Swimming in basketball shorts. Much simpler times, that’s for sure. read more
My late lamented thumbnail
The Lady is Buggie | September 23rd 2008
A week ago I was trying to hoop a recalcitrant towel when I ripped part of my right thumbnail. I slathered it with clear polish and went on with my work. I almost forgot about it being ripped, until I was washing my hair. LOLOn Saturday as we were read more
coooocks?
Oh no, Ingrid! | September 22nd 2008
Hello darlings,One of my recent resolutions (making resolutions on New Year's Eve is for posers) is to be nice to people who say things that normally make my blood boil....No, I don't mean things like "Waaahhh women don't want a Nice Guy(tm) they jus read more
POP: the Awkward Rap
MichaelGorman.net | September 19th 2008 by Michael Gorman
Wow. A white-boy rap. How apt. read more
It's time for some change.....ing my oil.
That Tears it... | September 19th 2008 by The Hypocritcal one....
I have oil change guilt.You know what I mean. When you look up at the sticker in the corner of your windshield, and notice that your oil change was due 4,000 miles ago.In truth, I actually have old-school oil change guilt. Most new cars don't need th read more
Paris Hilton Is a Model Dog Owner
Brahsome | September 18th 2008 by Brahsome
I can’t really justify telling Paris Hilton to stop drinking and driving. I mean, she should stay away from the asphalt, but, hey, whatever. However, I can totally feel fine with myself saying that she should be forced to give up all her dogs. read more
Chest Hair Bikini Top
Where the Boggs Are Always Cold | September 18th 2008 by Mitch Martin
It’s photos like this that somehow make me happy that summer is almost over. May I suggest at least changing your hair color with some dye, brown doesn’t go well with your pale white skin. read more
Jake the Snake Seems Like a Pretty Chill Dude These Days
Brahsome | September 17th 2008 by Brahsome
Prabs. Jake the Snake is out of control. I think that his inability to talk (pre-match), fight (during match) and keep his pants on (post match) indicates that fairly well. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Jake the Snake Seems Like a Pretty Chill Dude T read more
Who Doesn’t Keep Their Crown and Meth in a Tree?
Brahsome | September 15th 2008 by Brahsome
See, this right here is why g-chat status options are awesome. Were it not for Diana (of Yardbarker fame), I would not have seen this. That’s because, for some reason, I don’t watch “The Soup” even though it’s pretty GD read more
On the Silver Screen: James Bond Versus the Twilight Vampires - R…
PopLife.biz | September 14th 2008 by PopLife.biz
On the Silver Screen: James Bond Versus the Twilight VampiresRedOrbit, TX - 10 minutes ago... Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, stars in Twilight as vampire Edward Cullen, who falls for awkward teen Bella Swan (Kristen Stewar read more
Ingrid does a terrible thing
Oh no, Ingrid! | September 12th 2008
So the other day I was called a pervert and a slut by someone and was told to "go fuck a hermaphroditic zebra."Naturally, my reaction was "DAMN RIGHT I WILL SUCKAH!" because I was being my usual lovely contrarian self.I guess "go fuck a hermaphroditi read more
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Oh no, Ingrid! | September 9th 2008
Since SL has been conspicuously slow all day for me and nothing's rezzing I can't make the post I wanted to make. Here's a fun decoy post of you then!What is the best instrument?Right, the theremin!What is the second best instrument?Why, the noble uk read more
Social-ism
Oh no, Ingrid! | September 5th 2008
You know, I've never before realized how Second Life sometimes plays into my avoidant personality thing.(You can read up on it here. I'll wait. The german word for "avoidant personality disorder" is "Selbstunsicher-vermeidende Persönlichkeitsstörun read more
Awkward Moments
Angry Clown | August 31st 2008 by Damo
There s nothing worse than the coveted fart and sneeze. Unless it's the wretched gas bubble in closed spaces or serene settings and just when you can't hold it any longer you try to let it squeak out not only slowly but quietly and it just rushes o read more
Stylin' like a rockstar, if that rockstar is Pete Doherty
Oh no, Ingrid! | August 31st 2008
Welcome to Junkiestylez California, the hottest tv show on pirated public access TV! I'm your host, Johnnie Rotgut, and today's Junkiestylist hails from sunny Los Feliz, California!Ingrid N.: Yeah, I pretty much do. Hi, I'm glad to be on the show.Joh read more
Purple Bread is Eeevil
What A Tragic Comedy | August 30th 2008 by Juliet
Art of the Day: Taino by Maria Garcia. I love this. You can see the emotion in this face. In the eyes. Someone made this face, this emotion out of rock. Amazing. Sidenote - what an unfortunate name. Maria Garcia. I hope her parents weren’t crue read more
The Worth of Disclosure
Diaries of a Chinese Lesbian | August 28th 2008
Response to Carolyn's comment on A Family Visit [探亲]"My sister was not out to my grandparents yet. A lot of well-off and/or artistic lesbian couples had moved into their area, a nice quiet area in Northern California. So my grandparents were gett read more
Encounter with a Demanding Homeless Guy
The Worthless Weekly | August 27th 2008 by Lil' Migs
I’ve got nothing against homeless guys, and I respect people that have high expectations, but I don’t particularly care for demanding homeless guys. Think they don’t exist? Just ask my friend, John Doe (he didn’t want read more
Hair Fair, part duh
Oh no, Ingrid! | August 26th 2008
So Hair Fair was sorta, well, a wash. I don't know if it is because the lag was so crippling this year or because the layout was so confusing or because I didn't like any of the freebies and only a few of the new hairs... but it felt like a chore. Ma read more
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