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Creatures and Herb
The Lightning Bug | September 5th 2008
Baby, did you ever wonderwonder what I did before TV starring in a student film moviebefore Cincinnati , and WKRPThere's giant beasts and a satanic rangerCreepy caves and demon things in flightI'm pretty sure this is not a safe place to beI'd much r read more
Movie Club: Ice Spiders
Scary Films | September 5th 2008 by SirJorge
In our first ever Movie Club movie, we are featuring Ice Spiders. This is how it will work, you the reader...all 2 of you will get this movie by either buying it, renting it, borrowing it, stealing it or getting it on Netflix. (Or if you're lucky cat read more
It's Like Heavy Man, Ya Dig.
The Lightning Bug | September 4th 2008
Disclaimer: The Lightning Bug in no way advocates the use of illicit films for recreational use. All films prescribed by the Bug have been tested on willing moon subjects and approved for the general consumption. Also please stay away from the brown read more
Them There Bastards, They're Inglorious
The Lightning Bug | September 3rd 2008
Quentin Tarantino has made some of the greatest films this Bug has ever seen. Reservoir Dogs is a modern classic, Pulp Fiction changed cinema forever, Jackie Brown (my personal fave) brought back Pam Grier and was the best interpretation of Elmore Le read more
A Different Kind of Parent Trap
The Lightning Bug | September 1st 2008
I want to say right off that the Bug loves the British. These are the folks who gave the world Monty Python, the Rolling Stones, John Oliver, and Jack the Ripper. Sure the last one might not be a proud accomplishment, but seriously folks where would read more
Viva Santo!
The Lightning Bug | August 31st 2008
Good Evening Moonies! The Lightning Bug is in the house again with another cult movie review. This time it's something near and dear to my heart. A masked man. As I myself have a variety of masks I like to wear, I know that masked men always have an read more
The Real Terror At Baxter U is Watching It
The Lightning Bug | August 29th 2008
Terror at Baxter U (2003) starring Bill Vincent, Janet Lockwood, and Ryan Gaffke. Directed by Jeff Burton. Michigan State University which stands in for the fictional Baxter U in this film looks like a cold place. When I think about cold places and read more
Death Races duel to the DEATH!
The Lightning Bug | August 28th 2008
Last night the Bug went to the movies. I loaded up the flying wing and my wife Miss Direction and our friend Fran Goria flew on down to the muti-plex to see the new Death Race flick. I have to tell you faithful moonies we were not disappointed by th read more
Sometimes a Title Says it All
The Lightning Bug | August 28th 2008
In Hollywood, you have those legacy families. There's the Sheens, the Fondas, the two Afflecks (cause we all needed two Afflecks), and then there's the Arquettes. Rosanna I always liked in Desperately Seeking Susan, and Patricia who's turn as Alabam read more
NIGHT OF THE LEPUS (1972)
353 Review | August 27th 2008 by Leeny
DON’T MESS WITH THE KILLER BUNNIES BRUTAL BAD Audio Clip From Badmovies.org: nightlepus41 Directed by: William F. Claxton Written by: Russell Braddon (novel) Don Holliday (screenplay) Starring: Janet Leigh, DeForest Kelley, Stuart Whitman, Ro read more
Zombies Gone Mild
The Lightning Bug | August 26th 2008
Good Evening faithful Moonies. I was just dwelling on all the things I could do in an hour. I could get some glasses made or photos developed. I could read like 4 comic books at least. I could watch a Law & Order again. I could take some time ou read more
Whither Direct-to-Video?
peresblancs | August 26th 2008 by peres
Another post in the form of a question: what is the status of the "Direct to video" production? Nowadays they would probably be termed Direct to DVD (sidebar: does anyone ever use "DVD" adjectivally, because I certainly don't). When I was a kid w read more
A Vampire Masquerade
The Lightning Bug | August 25th 2008
When I was a teenage bug, I used to play a bit of D&D once in a while. Then there came a day when a whole new game hit the shelves. I'm talking Vampire:The Masquerade. It made a whole new way of playing RPG's that depended less on dice than on pl read more
Teenage Catgirls In Heat
The Lightning Bug | August 24th 2008
Teenage Catgirls in Heat (1997) starring Dave Cox, Gary Graves, and Carrie Vanston. Directed by Scott Perry. Picking up a Troma film is always a shot in the dark. You could end up with Toxic Avenger or you could go home with Rabid Grannies. So when I read more
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland
The Lightning Bug | August 21st 2008
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989) starring Pamela Springsteen, Tracy Griffith, and Michael J. Pollard. Directed by Micheal A. Simpson. The film opens up with a girl getting ready for camp, but sadly she never makes it. On the way out of he read more
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
The Lightning Bug | August 21st 2008
Sleepaway Camp II:Unhappy Campers (1988) starring Pamela Springsteen, Renee Estevez, and Brian Patrick Clark. Directed by Michael A. Simpson Its another summer and its time for more fun and games at camp. Sadly not poor old Camp Arawak because after read more
Sleepaway Camp
The Lightning Bug | August 21st 2008
Once when I was just a wee Lightning Bug I went to camp. I lasted almost a whole day before I saw a snake and I was out! Well from the looks of how things go down in Sleepaway Camp I was on to the right idea. Camp is no nice place to be. Sure you mig read more
Chaos
Trash Can Dance | August 19th 2008
Chaos - Herman Yau Lai-To 2008Iseenesest polnud lool viga. Autõnnetuse tõttu kõrilõikajatest kurjategijate küüsi sattunud pätt ja ment olid käeraudupidi seotud ning pidid ellujäämise nimel tõestama hakkama kumb neist kumb on. Politseinik t read more
THE MOLE PEOPLE (1956)
353 Review | August 19th 2008 by Leeny
ALBINOS ENSLAVE MOLE PEOPLE WOW… THATS BAD Directed by: Virgil W. Vogel Written by: László Görög Starring: John Agar, Cynthia Patrick, Hugh Beaumont, Nestor Paiva Rating: 3 out of 10 stars IMDB MONSTER SHACK 353 links: TARANTULA (1955) read more
TARANTULA (1955)
353 Review | August 18th 2008 by Leeny
SCIENTIST MAKES GIANT SPIDER SADLY GOOD Directed by: Jack Arnold Written by: Robert M. Fresco, Jack Arnold Starring: John Agar, Leo G. Carroll, Mara Corday, Nestor Paiva, Ross Elliott Rating: 5.5 out of 10 stars IMDB CLASSIC HORROR 353 links: THE read more
NINJA MISSION (1984)
353 Review | August 13th 2008 by Leeny
COLD FUSION WHITE YANKEE NINJA CRAP-TASTIC Directed by: Mats Helge Written by: Matthew Jacobs Starring: Krzysztof Kolberger, Hanna Pola, Bo F. Munthe, Curt Broberg, Sirka Sander Additional Syllables: This is a truly awful film. I can’t think read more
"Well, hello, Mr. Fancypants!" and Other Things Not To Say to B-M…
Of Cabbages and Kings | August 11th 2008 by Jenn Thorson
Ah, here at Cabbages, we have not been without our brushes with fame...Like when my friend Squeaky swore she saw Richard Gere's entire elbow as he got into a limo during The Mothman Prophecies filming....Or when my friend Weasel got trod on by Mario read more
C.H.U.D
Lil' Blog of Horrors | August 10th 2008 by Petra
B-movies. Who doesn’t love them? With their D-list actors delivering solid B characters, and a cheese factor that would make any wine lover drool…. Who cares if the story line is unrealistic and downright ridiculous? I for one don’t; I enjoy th read more
World Premiere!
Gentlemanbeggar | August 9th 2008
I’d like to take a moment to announce the world premiere of The Biggest Blockbuster of the Summer! This June, a friend and I filmed a short 5 minute movie in my backyard, and now we’ve put it up on the internet for ridicule prosperity an read more
Diary of the Dead
Lil' Blog of Horrors | August 7th 2008 by Petra
George A Romero is another one of my favorite directors. He has a fetish for zombies much like I do, and that usually translates to a good film. Can the same be said for Diary of the Dead? Keep reading to find out! read more
::76:: bitch slap!
Stuff Dykes Like | August 6th 2008 by superserious
http://www.afterellen.com/blog/dorothysnarker/bitch-slap-brings-back-the-b-movieThanks Oz!!! read more
Texas Chainsaw IV (cuz 3 just wasn’t enough)
Lil' Blog of Horrors | August 2nd 2008 by Petra
Back in 1994 a couple of no names decided to hook up with an equally no name low budget writer (Kim Henkel) who decided to make his directorial debut with yet another installment in the Chainsaw series. I might also add that this debut was his ONLY d read more
The Creeps come out at night….
Lil' Blog of Horrors | July 28th 2008 by Petra
Here we have college kids trying to fit in and trying to get laid, picking on nerdy kids, and providing the gratuitous boob shots that have become a staple of B-movie worthiness. The acting was laughable, the cast was mostly no name actors, the scrip read more
Top 5 Godzilla Films
353 Review | July 27th 2008 by Leeny
Getting tired… Must Blog… Charity…..So Tired 5. Godzilla - Yes, I am putting Iggyzilla down in my top 5. I may be delerious though. Still it had Jean Reno… thats got to count for something 4. Godzilla Final Wars - Just for squ read more
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