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New job in my future?
The Raging Server | October 10th 2008 by steven
I guess I was a slight bit vague in my post this morning, talking about the possible future unemployment of the Ribeye. Here’s what’s going on: As you all know, if you’ve read any of my old posts, I work in a corporate atmosphere. read more
Celebrating Singledom
The DreamGirl Diaries | October 9th 2008 by Freya
After reading this post, I realised that I forgot an important date! I was planning to celebrate 4 Years Of Gloriously Boring and Mildly Exciting Single Life or 4 Years Of Singledom(simply put) on Oct. 2nd which was the day when 13 year old me was st read more
How Managers Decimate a Servers Money and Morale
The Raging Server | September 23rd 2008 by steven
Well, the title is a bit…open ended as this post is only going to have a couple of the ways managers tend to destroy servers, at least in a corporate setting. Everyone knows that I’m not in a fine dining or independently owned atmosphere read more
Football season has truly arrived
The Raging Server | September 21st 2008 by steven
It’s arrived for everyone not working in the bowling alley that is. On the weekends, any time there is a game, the game room and dining room are packed full of people and we make damn good money. Tonight was no exception, and it makes me wo read more
Cheap Loose Talk
The DreamGirl Diaries | September 20th 2008 by Freya
Apparently, the only good thing that happened today was Ms.Bose's English Lit. lecture. She's awesome. I spring out my bed early in the morning whenever I remember it's her lecture. So you can imagine what a brilliant teacher she is. Mum finds all th read more
Missing: Neo-Con
Not Quite 30 | September 16th 2008 by Karen
Have you seen my neo-con? She looks something like this: For those of you who may be uneducated on John McCain’s controversial running-mate, questions about Palin’s qualifications were raised almost as soon as presidential candidate McCa read more
Don’t get high or drunk on my time!
The Raging Server | August 14th 2008 by steven
Well, there’s been a few shifts lately employee-wise, and a couple of people who have fucked up at work. The infamous Hawk from posts long past is no longer with us, neither is BlondeAmber as of last night (ya’ll didn’t hear about read more
Talk about perpetuating stereotypes…
The Raging Server | August 13th 2008 by steven
“Excruse me, Lemme axe you a quersson. Is ya’ll be havin’ a fawnction fa da Gawspel peoples?” The actual translation to that, I believe is: Excuse me, let me ask you a question. Are you holding a function for the Gospel read more
“We ready ta go, CHECK PLEASE!”
The Raging Server | July 16th 2008 by steven
I’ve never in the nearly two years that I’ve worked for “the Restaurant that Cannot be Named” had a more horrible night than I had this past Sunday. I was stiffed, I was maimed, I was harassed, I was yelled at, I was stiffed read more
Croatian Barbie
The Raging Server | July 9th 2008 by steven
Before I start, let me assure everyone that I have no issue whatsoever with those who come from or have relatives in Croatia. It just happens to be the place the following “server” comes from. Croatian Barbie, aka, “Blowjob Barbie& read more
Restaurant Customer Stereotypes: Episode 3
The Raging Server | June 26th 2008 by steven
Continuing on with our series of Restaurant customers, welcome to Episode 3. I’d like to start by thanking everyone for your ideas about this series, and for your support during my time of busy as Hell-ness. Posting is hard to do when you̵ read more
Managers that haven’t got souls
The Raging Server | June 14th 2008 by steven
We all have them, we all hate working with them and most of us just plain hate them. They are the managers that have the beady little eyes and the hateful “numbers only” attitudes. They are the managers that will force you to serve alco read more
Victoria’s Secret WTF!?!
Not Quite 30 | June 6th 2008 by Karen
OK, I am seeing red. Actually, I am seeing Pink. Apparently Victoria’s Secret is unaware that our planet is facing an unprecedented man-made ecological and global-warming crisis. I purged our over-flowing mailbox today and found a Victoria̵ read more
When GM’s try to Expo
The Raging Server | June 4th 2008 by steven
This post has been too long in coming, and for that I apologize. Working two jobs is Hell on my schedule. This past weekend, we got busy. Not just busy, we got our asses stomped into the ground. It started when I went in on Friday. I’d read more
Gas(sy) Company
Not Quite 30 | May 1st 2008 by Karen
What I am about to write here is not for the faint of heart. This post is about a rather unsavory matter, specifically flatulence. And even more close to home, the flatulence of my boyfriend, the Professor. Do not continue to read this if you are eas read more
Kurds don’t tip…
The Raging Server | April 28th 2008 by steven
I have had another exhausting day today…another double shift. I went in at 12 today, originally scheduled off at 10 pm. When I got to work, the managers were asking if I have a phone. An odd question seeing as how they have my phone numbe read more
I CAN’T SLEEP!!!!!
The Raging Server | April 25th 2008 by steven
It’s 5 am here, I have to be up around 10-11 in the morning, and I haven’t been able to get a wink of sleep…. I just want to sleep… I even went swimming last night, which normally makes me sleep…. I guess we’ll fin read more
Kids meals are for KIDS
The Raging Server | April 12th 2008 by steven
I don’t know what it is lately, but the end of the night at my job has just fucking sucked the past few days! Last night, I had great people up until about 9 pm, and I already posted about those people. Tonight was the same thing! I started read more
Britney Spears, Britney Spears, Britney Spears
Not Quite 30 | April 3rd 2008 by Karen
Call this a shameless attempt to get people to this blog, but this happened to me last night and it’s too good of an anecdote not to share. I cut and pasted what I wrote from another website, but the anecdote is mine. First off, I work in an read more
Dandruff
You Don't Care Who You Hurt | March 31st 2008 by Olga Balboa
Inga Pensky, a beacon of ethics and upstandingness in 7th grade yearbook class, was kind enough to tell me one day that I had a terrible dandruff problem. At this point I was going through a gross phase where I refused to acknowledge my new oiliness read more
Jesus Wept…
The Raging Server | March 27th 2008 by steven
I think it was in the movie Barber Shop though it could have been one of the Friday series, but it was a quick prayer, given by Ice Cube. In my years of serving, and being in the service industry in general, I’ve gotten to see many people in ma read more
Electronic Express employees suck, Gold Star Wireless in Nashvill…
The Raging Server | March 21st 2008 by steven
I finally got my cell phone turned back on tonight, after a couple of months of being without. It wasn’t the easiest thing to do, let me tell you. I have Cricket. When I decided to get it turned back on tonight, it was about 6 pm, so I knew read more
Embarrassing Erection
You Don't Care Who You Hurt | March 20th 2008 by Olga Balboa
Most of the time I paint myself as a victim of junior high. Although not excessively popular, I certainly wasn’t rock bottom. In fact I was the perpetrator or participant in several sociopathic misdeeds - all of which involved tormenting ” read more
Kitchen crashes and Whiny…large women
The Raging Server | March 15th 2008 by steven
Notice I didn’t use the word fat. I’m trying to stay away from that word, as it’s mean and cruel. What the fuck am I saying, these bitches was fucking HUGE!!!!!!!!! Today is the birthday of the Ribeye, the Ribeye who is feelin read more
I hate snow….I hate snow almost as much as I hate some of my gu…
The Raging Server | March 8th 2008 by steven
It started snowing here in Nashville tonight. Not just a little, but enough to make the roads icy and keep people at home. This also kept money out of my pocket. I had a grand total of 360 in net sales tonight. My normal for a Friday night is o read more
I’m staying in a good mood tonight!
The Raging Server | February 24th 2008 by steven
No really, nothing anyone can do is going to get me in a bad mood. At least…that’s what the plan is. This weekend has been pure and utter Hell, dealing with the trash that’s seemed to come straight from the crack house, so I fig read more
What part of EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY don’t you fucking morons under…
The Raging Server | February 24th 2008 by steven
Every fucking night, it happens. People are either too stupid to look and see that the door they’re going out has a big alarm on it, and says in big red fucking letters “EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY”, or they just can’t read, but the read more
A Quick Update
Not Quite 30 | February 21st 2008 by Karen
Normally I wouldn’t bore our readers with such exploit-free anecdotes, but since it’s slow here at work and since Karen has seemingly dropped off the face of the planet, I figured, why not at least do a quick update on all of my menz. Aft read more
Dirty Nasty Bungfuckers!!
The Raging Server | February 16th 2008 by steven
Everyone knows how much I hate ghetto trash, no matter the color. Tonight was the full assortment! I didn’t make the amount of money I should have made for almost 800 bucks of sales. Just about 13% for the night. Don’t get me wrong, read more
Even employees try to put one over on me!
The Raging Server | February 6th 2008 by steven
You’ve all seen my bitchery about people who try to drink without their ID, but tonight took the cake! We have a new cocktail server, we’ll call her Espy. Espy has attitude. Espy has a lot of attitude. Espy is also very annoying, he read more
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