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Religious Crazy People
The Captains Memos | November 13th 2009
I’ve never met him, but from what I understand God is a pretty cool guy. I don’t mean to be sacrilegious in saying that; I just don’t need to be reminded of it everywhere I go by religious crazy people. Just last week I was mindin read more
People of Public Transit
The Captains Memos | November 11th 2009
Hey! Remember The People of Walmart? Yea, who can forget that gem. Well, we have stumbled across a website similar in nature in exposing the freaks of nature that inhabit our world. Instead of showcasing the super rednecks that shop Walmart, they hav read more
Manu Ginobili and The Bat
Phil Knows Best | November 2nd 2009 by Phil Dogg
I wish the bat would have won...I hate Manu and the Spurs with a passion... read more
Artificial Sperm And Eggs = Artificial Children
Dirty WHORElebrity News | October 28th 2009 by Ny Magee
If you’re spending a lot of time in a lab tryin’ to take the sex out of sex, then clearly you’re not having sex. This explains why a group of souless fucks have taken the joys out of baby makin’ by going into a lab, mixing som read more
Freak Show pt. 6
Exquisit Corps | October 22nd 2009
The new intern has wasted no time in getting down to work on some serious blog action. I finally got her to stop drinking out of that foam-dome beer helmet and she replaced it with a beer coozie. I sent her out on assignment to find out what the ki read more
The Deep Throat Queen
Phil Knows Best | October 16th 2009 by Phil Dogg
(A true Douche would say)MY DICK IS STILL BIGGER THAN THAT read more
Photo of the Day!
The Captains Memos | October 8th 2009
I couldn’t stop laughing at this photo because how ridiculous it is. Courtesy of LISC. You might like these related memos:Alright! Way to go Dad!Now That’s a Mother Fucking Party Mother Fucker!Greatest Name…EVER.Video of the Day! read more
Chris Paul's Unique Off The Roof Basketball Shot
Phil Knows Best | October 4th 2009 by Phil Dogg
That guy is good...Just Sayin... read more
Bonus Blog...
what passes for sane on a crazy day | October 3rd 2009 by Stacey
Jackpot! Score! Because you are such very good readers...I'm going to give you a bonus blog. Yep. Two in one day. Although it's after midnight so technically it's tomorrow, but I'm still up so in my world it's still today. You may thank me by comment read more
IMA LET U FINISH, SCHIMIT!
100NexO | October 1st 2009 by Rodrigo
Galera vocês lembram no VMA (Vídeo Music Awards) quando o Kanye West interrompeu a Taylor Swift depois de ter recebido o prêmio de melhor vídeo feminino ?! A galera do Galo Frito resolveu dar uma zuada nesse fanfarrão chamado Kanye West! Assista read more
I Got a Hole in Me Now
SecondHand Tryptophan | September 29th 2009 by Karl Erikson
Enjoyed last night’s show a lot with Shauna Glenn. And I was glad to see many of you there, listening live. Over the time I’ve been hosting my show at Talkshoe, more and more of you come to me with technical problems regarding the site. C read more
Alright! Way to go Dad!
The Captains Memos | September 29th 2009
The 1960s, 70s and 80s were an extremely interesting time for fashion, especially for men. Some things flew back then that necessarily wouldn’t today. Let’s face it, we all have seen a photo or 2 of our dad’s rockin’ it in a p read more
World's Longest Basketball Shot
Phil Knows Best | September 23rd 2009 by Phil Dogg
Hmm...Real or fake?... read more
Unemployment Turning Around? Bai Ling Might Have A Job
DISGRASIAN | September 22nd 2009
Having spent years working in TV, I know one universal truth about projects "in development"--there's a 99% chance that they'll never see the light of day.Still, when Hollywood Rag reports that Bai Ling is set to star in Hydrophobia, a famous directo read more
Unemployment Turning Around? Bai Ling Might Have A Job
DISGRASIAN | September 22nd 2009
Having spent years working in TV, I know one universal truth about projects "in development"--there's a 99% chance that they'll never see the light of day.Still, when Hollywood Rag reports that Bai Ling is set to star in Hydrophobia, a famous directo read more
Now That’s a Mother Fucking Party Mother Fucker!
The Captains Memos | September 18th 2009
After browsing the web for inappropriate clown photos, I happened to stumble across this little gem, Now That’s A Mother Fucking Party! This site has some pretty rad photos of people partying…or at least it looks like they are. Here are a read more
“Jessica Simpson’s dog was delicious” says the coyote.
The Captains Memos | September 16th 2009
My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help! Jessica Simpson you cunt. If you all didn’t hear, Ms. Simpson’s dog was snatched up by a coyote̷ read more
Back to School…
The Captains Memos | September 15th 2009
I know all you kiddies love taking tests but hate it when you can’t answer that one question. Well these students came up with some of the most excellent answers when they had no goddamn clue. read more
Greatest Name…EVER.
The Captains Memos | September 14th 2009
A bus driver in Sweden decided that his name was not cool/long enough so what did he do? He gave himself a name so badass, that we just had to tell you. Andreas Jankov officially changed his name to: Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Hig read more
Video of the Day!
The Captains Memos | September 11th 2009
This is quite entertaining. Gymkhana 2.1 Here is Gymkhana 2 if you all were wondering. read more
Dudes Steal ATM Machine from Hospital
Phil Knows Best | September 11th 2009 by Phil Dogg
Just grab a clipboard and act like your supposed to be there... read more
Video of the Day!
The Captains Memos | September 10th 2009
Yea, I’m pretty sure this toy will be off the market quite quickly. “My eye!” read more
No, you’re not a stalker….
The Captains Memos | September 2nd 2009
This was sent in by a TCM faithful… To preface the story…I brought my gf to a wedding in Skaneateles [NY]…we were thrown with a table of random people our age who we didn’t know, as expected, located directly in front of the bar. One dud read more
Preparing Them Early For Whoredom
Dirty WHORElebrity News | September 2nd 2009 by Ny Magee
Aww, mothers, aren’t you happy to know that a toy company has created a poll dancing doll for your future attention whore. All they need is a Miley Cyrus endorsement and this hot mess will fly off the shelves by Christmas. When I was growing up read more
Truck Nuts: A Brief History
The Captains Memos | September 1st 2009
I would like to talk to you all today about something that was created several years ago and has been all the craze with redneck truck owners. They dangle off the back of your vehicle, come in different sizes, colors and shapes. I’m talking abo read more
Lamp Post Fail
Phil Knows Best | August 31st 2009 by Phil Dogg
Hey, I can't do that shit... read more
Cats that look like HITLER!!!
The Captains Memos | August 31st 2009
So your walking down the street and a cat walks in front of you, stops, sits and stares at you. You stand there for a second thinking, “That cat looks really familiar.” Then it hits you, “That cat looks like Adolf Hitler!” Wel read more
Please RT - You Have 3 Hours Left to Dare Me to Do Stuff
SecondHand Tryptophan | August 30th 2009 by Karl Erikson
So I’m home from KimBerday and KarlTuckyLoo. Good to be back. Recaps, photos, videos to follow. But for now… You have only 3 hours left to submit Birthday Dares for me to film. My birthday is September 18 and I select 5 dares every year f read more
Beer Pong Trick Shot Domination
Phil Knows Best | August 29th 2009 by Phil Dogg
Beer Pong Trick Shot Domination - Watch more Funny VideosStill cant believe how these are made but I love it... read more
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