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The Captains Memos | December 17th 2009

So yea, there is a man in England that apparently has the greatest dreams in the world. According to this website this guy sleep talks almost every night saying the most outrageous stuff. His wife claims he is a very mild mannered person when awake read more

Worst date ever?

The Captains Memos | December 16th 2009

To be honest, no need for explanation…just look at this photo: and click this link to read an amazing tale. You might like these related memos:Kill me if this is what we are forced to use…Video of the Day!Bathroom ReadingEverybody Poop read more

Free Working LCD TV.

The Captains Memos | December 11th 2009

Yes folks you read it correctly. This is from Craigslist and no, this is not a scam…. There is one little stipulation however if you do take this TV. Free LCD TV.Yes it works perfectly.Yes it has a remote. No i wont deliver. Why is it FREE you read more

The story (and sheer intenseness) of a Viking funeral.

The Captains Memos | December 10th 2009

Viking funerals…These were very momentousness events that are still to some degree carried out in present time. For those who don’t know what happened at a Viking funeral, I will tell you what they did not do: There were no funeral homes read more

The 7 Year old is Funnier than Most Adults

Insatiable Desire | December 1st 2009 by Rayne

So I had a massive hangover this morning, and I was talking to my daughter, who can hold a conversation on a level far higher than a lot of adults I know. The conversation went something like this: Me: “My head is killing me.” Daughter: read more

Wreckinig Ball Smashes Into Passing Car

Phil Knows Best | November 28th 2009 by Phil Dogg

Wrecking Ball Smashes Into Passing Car - Watch more Funny VideosThat shit sucks... Crazy ass video... read more

There's no escaping Xmas...

Great Apartment Paris | November 21st 2009 by Jason Whittaker

...anywhere in the world - more or less - but especially in Paris, chic shopping capital of the world. Our local supermarket had the Xmas chocolates out on display on 24th September, but we've waited a respectful couple of months after that before pu read more

Sticker Immortalization

The Captains Memos | November 18th 2009

Ok, so everybody reading this see’s these at least 5 times a day when on the road. Those RIP stickers on the rear windshields that people think is an awesome idea at the time because they are grieving, but a few hours later realize that it real read more

Religious Crazy People

The Captains Memos | November 13th 2009

I’ve never met him, but from what I understand God is a pretty cool guy. I don’t mean to be sacrilegious in saying that; I just don’t need to be reminded of it everywhere I go by religious crazy people. Just last week I was mindin read more

People of Public Transit

The Captains Memos | November 11th 2009

Hey! Remember The People of Walmart? Yea, who can forget that gem. Well, we have stumbled across a website similar in nature in exposing the freaks of nature that inhabit our world. Instead of showcasing the super rednecks that shop Walmart, they hav read more

Manu Ginobili and The Bat

Phil Knows Best | November 2nd 2009 by Phil Dogg

I wish the bat would have won...I hate Manu and the Spurs with a passion... read more

Artificial Sperm And Eggs = Artificial Children

Dirty WHORElebrity News | October 28th 2009 by Ny Magee

If you’re spending a lot of time in a lab tryin’ to take the sex out of sex, then clearly you’re not having sex. This explains why a group of souless fucks have taken the joys out of baby makin’ by going into a lab, mixing som read more

Freak Show pt. 6

Exquisit Corps | October 22nd 2009

The new intern has wasted no time in getting down to work on some serious blog action. I finally got her to stop drinking out of that foam-dome beer helmet and she replaced it with a beer coozie. I sent her out on assignment to find out what the ki read more

The Deep Throat Queen

Phil Knows Best | October 16th 2009 by Phil Dogg

(A true Douche would say)MY DICK IS STILL BIGGER THAN THAT read more

Photo of the Day!

The Captains Memos | October 8th 2009

I couldn’t stop laughing at this photo because how ridiculous it is. Courtesy of LISC. You might like these related memos:Alright! Way to go Dad!Now That’s a Mother Fucking Party Mother Fucker!Greatest Name…EVER.Video of the Day! read more

Chris Paul's Unique Off The Roof Basketball Shot

Phil Knows Best | October 4th 2009 by Phil Dogg

That guy is good...Just Sayin... read more

Bonus Blog...

what passes for sane on a crazy day | October 3rd 2009 by Stacey

Jackpot! Score! Because you are such very good readers...I'm going to give you a bonus blog. Yep. Two in one day. Although it's after midnight so technically it's tomorrow, but I'm still up so in my world it's still today. You may thank me by comment read more

IMA LET U FINISH, SCHIMIT!

100NexO | October 1st 2009 by Rodrigo

Galera vocês lembram no VMA (Vídeo Music Awards) quando o Kanye West interrompeu a Taylor Swift depois de ter recebido o prêmio de melhor vídeo feminino ?! A galera do Galo Frito resolveu dar uma zuada nesse fanfarrão chamado Kanye West! Assista read more

I Got a Hole in Me Now

SecondHand Tryptophan | September 29th 2009 by Karl Erikson

Enjoyed last night’s show a lot with Shauna Glenn. And I was glad to see many of you there, listening live. Over the time I’ve been hosting my show at Talkshoe, more and more of you come to me with technical problems regarding the site. C read more

Alright! Way to go Dad!

The Captains Memos | September 29th 2009

The 1960s, 70s and 80s were an extremely interesting time for fashion, especially for men. Some things flew back then that necessarily wouldn’t today. Let’s face it, we all have seen a photo or 2 of our dad’s rockin’ it in a p read more

World's Longest Basketball Shot

Phil Knows Best | September 23rd 2009 by Phil Dogg

Hmm...Real or fake?... read more

Unemployment Turning Around? Bai Ling Might Have A Job

DISGRASIAN | September 22nd 2009

Having spent years working in TV, I know one universal truth about projects "in development"--there's a 99% chance that they'll never see the light of day.Still, when Hollywood Rag reports that Bai Ling is set to star in Hydrophobia, a famous directo read more

Now That’s a Mother Fucking Party Mother Fucker!

The Captains Memos | September 18th 2009

After browsing the web for inappropriate clown photos, I happened to stumble across this little gem, Now That’s A Mother Fucking Party! This site has some pretty rad photos of people partying…or at least it looks like they are. Here are a read more

“Jessica Simpson’s dog was delicious” says the coyote.

The Captains Memos | September 16th 2009

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help! Jessica Simpson you cunt. If you all didn’t hear, Ms. Simpson’s dog was snatched up by a coyote̷ read more

Back to School…

The Captains Memos | September 15th 2009

I know all you kiddies love taking tests but hate it when you can’t answer that one question. Well these students came up with some of the most excellent answers when they had no goddamn clue. read more

Greatest Name…EVER.

The Captains Memos | September 14th 2009

A bus driver in Sweden decided that his name was not cool/long enough so what did he do? He gave himself a name so badass, that we just had to tell you. Andreas Jankov officially changed his name to: Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Hig read more

Video of the Day!

The Captains Memos | September 11th 2009

This is quite entertaining. Gymkhana 2.1 Here is Gymkhana 2 if you all were wondering. read more

Dudes Steal ATM Machine from Hospital

Phil Knows Best | September 11th 2009 by Phil Dogg

Just grab a clipboard and act like your supposed to be there... read more