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The Nonsense Blog | September 3rd 2008 by Guttu

Sorry. It was too much yesterday night. Rules : 1) One entry per user, per blog. Don’t use multiple blogs as separate entries. 2) Caption may contain humor or may not. In the end best will be chosen. 3) You should have an Entrecard account for the read more

Free Drinks

Jokes Journal | September 3rd 2008 by Anne Marie

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Blind Date 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Free Drinks ====================================== Blind Date ====================================== A guy gets set up on a blind dat read more

Kristin Cavallari is drunk

Celebrity Waste | September 3rd 2008

Kristin Cavallari is drunk That’s former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari leaving One Sunset nightclub on Monday night. When asked by one of the paparazzos how filming was going on her upcoming film Van Wilder 3, Kristin responded, “Vo read more

Lily Allen (Drunk?) And Elton John Clash At The GQ Men Of The Yea…

Celebrity, Gossip, Entertainment and News | September 3rd 2008 by Laura Lily

Lily Allen and Elton John were reportedly involved in a war of words at they co-presented the GQ Men of the Year Awards. The star-studded event was held at the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden, London. As the evening wore on, Lily continually sippe read more

Singing For Our Lives

Tim and Jim's Awesome Blog | September 3rd 2008 by James

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Alcohol

Not So Motivational | September 2nd 2008

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Hurricane season

I'm Just F.I.N.E. | September 2nd 2008

It was a great long weekend. I spent most of the time on the boat and sailing. We stayed at the anchorage on Sunday night. There were big swells coming in on the incoming tide. It made for an uncomfortable couple of hours. After that, all was ca read more

Speaking Clock

just laughs | September 1st 2008 by lee

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. “What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “ read more

Random Bar Poems

Tim and Jim's Awesome Blog | September 1st 2008 by James

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Let's Play "What Kind Of Pills Am I On?"

How Do You Date? | August 31st 2008 by monica hershaft

Contributed by Michael, 36 years oldLet’s Play “What Kind Of Pills Am I On?”I was in my last relationship about a year ago. I’m a relationship kind of guy; but, I don’t really go anywhere and have no way of meeting new people. I had heard f read more

Zachariah White - Fatally Injures Small Kitten After Girlfriend D…

ThaLunatic Daily | August 31st 2008 by ThaLunatic Daily

Muncie, Indiana (ThaLunatic Daily) -- Zachariah White, a 21 year old Muncie, Indiana man has been arrested and charged with felony animal cruelty, possession of marijuana and public intoxication after police say he abused a cat in a fit of anger a read more

Zachariah White - Fatally Injures Small Kitten After Girlfriend D…

The Weekly Vice | August 30th 2008 by The Weekly Vice by Danny Vice

Muncie, Indiana (The Weekly Vice) -- Zachariah White, a 21 year old Muncie, Indiana man has been arrested and charged with felony animal cruelty, possession of marijuana and public intoxication after police say he abused a cat in a fit of anger af read more

Intoxicating

Flashman's Retreat | August 30th 2008 by Speedicut

There are ways of being drunk that has nothing to do with alcohol.Royal Flash, p.145, Pan edition, 8th printing, 1978.Tags:Flashman, Flashman quotes,drunk. read more

Joe Biden Drunk?

The Stand | August 30th 2008

Dude....how many beer's has Biden had? WASTED! read more

Blogging Addiction

PocaCola Blog | August 30th 2008 by PocaCola

Dopo il drunk blogging ed il live blogging qui oggi si esplora una nuova frontiera : quella del “copula blogging”. In buona sostanza tenterò di scrivere un post facendo l’amore. Ok, l’esperimento è partito ! Solo adesso per read more

Obama Picks Oprah As Running Mate

The Deli | August 30th 2008

In a suprise move Barack “Osama” Obama in his acceptance speech announced that Oprah will be his Vice Presidential Running Mate in the Presidential Campaign. Oprah, who was moved to tears, promised to share the love she has for her Fans w read more

More Drunk Drivers Choose Motorcycles

TNTalk! Smarter Thinking for Better Times. | August 29th 2008 by TNTalk

The high price of fuel is prompting more people to ride motorcycles, leading to more motorcycle wrecks and deaths. Doubtless, high fuel prices are creating an intense desire among many Americans to drive motorcycles and scooters. However, you wouldn& read more

DMX Pleads Guilty

The Deli.org | August 29th 2008

Actor/Rapper DMX aka Earl Simmons, 37, pleaded guilty to Cocaine and Weed possession, and was sentenced to time served. He now faces extradition to Arizona.   DMX Celebrates With His Homie’s!  Attorney Bradford Cohen stated DMX will remain i read more

How 'Bout a College Story ...

Cynical_Bastard | August 28th 2008 by Jay

The first weekend of my sophomore year I somehow acquired (stole or it was stolen for me) a bottle of Seagram’s Seven and decided to take it over to a friend’s dorm room and share. I’m nice and thoughtful like that.So, I put the bottle in my ba read more

Mailbag: Weed For Sex Doesn’t Always Work

Where the Boggs Are Always Cold | August 28th 2008 by Mitch Martin

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Drinking Decks - The Ultimate Drinking Cards

Where the Boggs Are Always Cold | August 28th 2008 by Mitch Martin

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Glad to be drunk

AraiWaa | August 28th 2008 by basement786

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.” Our wasted friend asked, “ read more

In The News: Kidnapper Needs Beer...Badly

"Tell Me Something I Don't Know" | August 28th 2008 by David

A man in Iowa took five hostages but apparently didn't entirely grasp the concept of the "kidnapper-kidnapee" relationship and sent two of them on a beer run, expecting them to not only come back with beer but to not inform the authorities in the pro read more

Drunk Texting is the Devils Entertainment

This point of view | August 27th 2008

Whoever you are, whatever you do, don’t drunk text.  I have officially decided that drunk texting is the worst thing you can do.  There should be a breathalyzer feature for text functions on cell phones after 10pm.  Nothing good ever happens read more

Defensive Driving Course

Jokes Journal | August 27th 2008 by Anne Marie

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Defensive Driving Course 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) The Good Samaritan & The Drunk ====================================== Defensive Driving Course =================== read more

Free Will It Is All The Same

quest strategic plan | August 27th 2008

Dictated but not read.So I do believe I've spent a good two years of life looking at the free will problem. Now in drunken state I'd like to share some insights.We cannot be self made selves. I love existentialists hell they provide the best fatalist read more

Salt on my sandwich

Escribitionist Unlimited | August 26th 2008

A new habitual routine has come up to try and lighten my migraine a bit. Salt is supposed to be good for a low blood pressure. A while ago I heard some herbal advice on television to treat a hangover. When you come home after drinking too much, you s read more

why do the rich and famous follow the same habits as other rich a…

10021 NY SOCIALITES | August 26th 2008 by rob tencer

Some questions we will explore in the next few blogs on 10021 NY socialites are:Why are the rich and famous interested in polo?Why do the rich and famous shop at barneys and neiman marcus?Why are the rich and famous interested inWhy do the rich and f read more

Babies All In The News..

Your Child Is Bad As Hell | August 26th 2008 by Faux Maya Angelou

Beloveds, babies have been all up in the news-do u hear me?Let's start with the good, ok babies?Ok now...first up we have lil' man, whose name is Jericho Scott...has been told he cannot play baseball bcuz he pitches too fast.Too fast? Well hell, may read more

Florida’s Queen Of The DUI

Where the Boggs Are Always Cold | August 26th 2008 by Mitch Martin

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