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The Heroes of Today
Superficial Gallery | September 30th 2008 by Acadia Einstein
An essay written by an assistant principal in Ohio. By J. Bradley “Where are the heroes of today?” a radio talk show host thundered. He blames society’s shortcomings on education. Too many people are looking for heroes in all the wr read more
I Will Never Complain About My Job Again
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | September 25th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
A Universal Perspective
Superficial Gallery | September 23rd 2008 by Acadia Einstein
The size of the universe is nearly beyond comprehension. Check it out after the jump! This is really fascinating; it’s rather dazzling to see it presented this way. I certainly thought this was enlightening. Beyond our sun, it’s a read more
Who Am I?
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | September 9th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
I am under 45 years old. I love the outdoors. I hunt. I am a Republican reformer. I have taken on the Republican Party establishment. I have many children. I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than two years in the read more
I’m Voting Democrat Because…
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 25th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I’m voting Democrat be read more
How to let a coworker politely stop sending forwards?
Anger On My Mind | August 24th 2008 by Carlos Todd
“I opened my inbox and there it was again, a whole lot of forwards from my colleague. I enjoyed each one of them in the beginning but there seemed to be no end to this junk mail. My inbox would be full up to the brim and my mornings would start cle read more
The Modern Toilet Restaurant
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 19th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
Would you eat here? The Modern Toilet inaugurated in 2004 by owner Wang Tzi-wei drew inspiration for the eatery from a Japanese cartoon featuring restroom images and the toilet themes with menus for food and drinks. The restaurant accommodates 100 read more
Real Solutions To Real Problems
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 14th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation. read more
Grandpa and the IRS Auditor
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 12th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which read more
An Understanding of Congress
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 12th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. Th read more
The Marine Standing Guard
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 11th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Barack read more
Guns and Church: Charlie Daniels’ Response to Obama
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 11th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
Since I identify with the people who fall into Barrack Obama’s elitist description about people of faith who keep firearms I’m not very happy with Barrack Obama’s recent remarks. He said something to the effect that us rednecks cling to our gun read more
The Political Wisdom of a 6-Year Old
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 7th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? read more
The Marine In the Aisle Seat
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 4th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
Two Radical Arabs boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his to read more
Barack Obama: ‘My Fellow Americans’
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 2nd 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
My fellow Americans: As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor’s relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadaf read more
1-Minute Prayer Each Night
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | August 1st 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
1 Chronicles 7:14: If my people, which are called by my name shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land. We have never bee read more
Parking Ticket
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 30th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, “Come on, man, how ab read more
The Funeral of Mike Monsoor
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 30th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
PO2 (EOD2) Mike Monsoor, a Navy EOD Technician, was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor posthumously for jumping on a grenade in Iraq, giving his life to save his fellow Seals. During Mike Monsoor’s funeral in San Diego, as his coffin was read more
Jerry Molen on the Future of an Obamanation
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 26th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
A Must-Read! The writer of this essay is Jerry Molen. Jerry is a great friend and an Academy Award winning Hollywood Producer. He did Jurassic Park, Hook, Rainman, and many more class movies. He won the Academy Award for Schindler’s List. Jerry is read more
That Moment Just Before the Pain
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 25th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
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Why Grown Men Shouldn’t Own Action Figures
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 24th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
The U.S. Marine and the Liberal Professor
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 23rd 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked th read more
The Limited Power of a Government Badge
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 22nd 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
A rather cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer in New Hampshire . He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm.” The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that read more
Forward this or else
Amazing Grace | July 20th 2008 by CACardwell
Folks, I don;t mind forwards, in fact I have thoroughly enjoyed most of the forwards I get. I do however mind the little addendum's some people place of them. Some examples would be do you have the guts to forward this?or, if you really believe you read more
For A Slight Change Of Pace
It's Not About The Food | July 20th 2008 by Glutton For Punishment
I will rarely post these things on here, but this one just seems so appropriate and timely, that I just had to...someone please let me know where I should address this letter... :-DTo Whom It May Concern,I am hereby officially tendering my resignatio read more
Exciting News About ‘Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less’
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 17th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
Dear Jeremy, We have some very exciting news to report about our “Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less” movement. We are pleased to announce that at a press conference on Tuesday at the U.S. Capitol, we presented the House and Senate Republic read more
2010 Was Not a Good Year To Be President
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 17th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
Written June 13, 2033 Yes, 2010 was long ago and far away. As we look back on history, it appears that some Presidents had an easy ride; times of growth and stability. Teddy Roosevelt, Warren G. Harding, Dwight Eisenhower, Bill Clinton come to mind read more
The Democrat Party and Social Security
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 17th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn’t know this. Be sure and show it to your kids. They need a little history lesson on what’s what. Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social S read more
Breaking News From American Solutions
Jeremy E. Sarber & Friends | July 14th 2008 by Jeremy E. Sarber
Dear Jeremy, I’m delighted to inform you that President Bush just signed an executive order to allow offshore drilling along our coast. This is a major victory in our effort to reduce gas prices, and it would have not happened without your help read more
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