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Dad2twins | August 30th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
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The final tally…..
Dad2twins | July 13th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
$160.00 for Iowa kids who lost their stuff in the flood. Thanks! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dad2twins.com%2F2008%2F07%2F13%2Fthe-final-tally%2F'; addthis_title = 'The+final+tally%26%238230%3B..'; addthis_pub = ''; Tags: Help Iow read more
Good night and best wishes!
Dad2twins | July 7th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
The time has come. I have become a bit put off with the whole blogging experience. I loved blogging. The people I have met and communicated with are my Blogamigos. So, until sometime in the future, I leave you with this link. http://trustmepeople.bl read more
Hello from Tahiti…..
Dad2twins | June 11th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
We are sailing away from Bora Bora as I write this. Wow! Beautiful. I must see the movie South Pacific after this. The people are fantastic and the weather is awsome. Even for Winter in the Southern Hemisphere. The Farty Pants Twins are now officia read more
The kid thinks she is a t.v. star…..
Dad2twins | May 27th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
We made it through the television show without incident. The girls did great. The parents did okay. We (All of the parents and kids) ended up being at the show the whole hour instead of a quick segment. I must say, television is NOTHING like I though read more
If you have the time, we will be on t.v tomorrow….
Dad2twins | May 25th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
Tomorrow is the big day. I am told it is National Multiples Awareness Day or something like that and we are going to be on T.V. If you are within watching distance of Good Day Sacramento on CBS13 on Sunday morning May 25th and you won’t be afra read more
Important conversations between 3yr old twins…..
Dad2twins | May 23rd 2008 by Lance Hulsey
Overheard this morning at my house between the girls…. “I’m a big girl” “I’m a big girl too.” “No, I’m a big girl.” “No, I’m a Big girl too.” “You a big girl?” read more
3 yr olds and Nightmares, Night Terrors and plain old bad dreams…
Dad2twins | May 12th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
We are going through a spell. Not the Witchy kind, though it might seem appropriate since we are talking about nightmares. Both the girls are waking up in the middle of the night and telling us they are having bad dreams. To be fair, they are also read more
Guess what?……
Dad2twins | May 9th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
The Farty Pants Twins, my wife, me plus some others are going to be on Television. More details later. No really, I have no details yet. My wife just informed me tonight that it will be May 25th. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dad2twins.com%2 read more
The 3rd birthday party and the price of happiness….
Dad2twins | May 6th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
Oh, and I bought the cake twice it appears. My wife went down and ordered the ice cream cake and paid for it, and then I went and picked it up and paid again. Now we will see if Baskin Robbins gives me a hard time when I ask for my refund. Otherwise, read more
Do you know what today is?
Dad2twins | April 24th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
The Farty Pants Twins 3rd birthday. Happy Birthday to my girls. with much love from Daddy……… ……who is on a friggin business trip. We celebrate this weekend girls. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dad2twins.com%2F20 read more
Do you use LinkedIn?
Dad2twins | April 14th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
As Dad2twins I’m well connected all over the net. I will do anything to pimp my blog to the rest of the blogosphere. I follow Statcounter and Google Analytics like a scientist trying to guess the next Earthquake. I’m on Twitter. I’m read more
Cool new Amazon add format….
Dad2twins | April 12th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
Check out this cool new Amazon add format. It is called carousel. I like it. In the interest of full disclosure, I get money if you buy a book through this link. Think of it as contributing to the Farty Pants Twins college fund. Enjoy your shopping e read more
A well balanced diet for Toddlers….
Dad2twins | April 8th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
Here are the Farty Pants Twins eating lunch. As you can see, it is a well balanced diet. Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich, Raw Carrots, Orange Juice and …… Glue? I need to have a talk with my wife. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww read more
On second thought……
Dad2twins | April 2nd 2008 by Lance Hulsey
he can’t have them! The Farty Pants Twins hung onto each of my legs and begged me not to send them to the God Forsaken Country of The Netherlands (Martin’s term, not mine.) So, sorry girls, your stuck with Daddy. Now go to your room for e read more
Xbox4nappyrash.com has acquired Dad2twins.com in a hostile takeov…
Dad2twins | April 1st 2008 by Lance Hulsey
April 1, 2008 For immediate realease In what some might call a real shakeup to the blogging world, the famous Irish blogger (by way of the Netherlands) Xbox4nappyrash has presented an unsolicited bid to acquire the blog Dad2twins.com. Lance at Dad2tw read more
First day of Spring and I’m thinking of Hawaii…
Dad2twins | March 31st 2008 by Lance Hulsey
It has been almost a month since we got back from Maui. I’m finally posting some pictures. Maybe I’ll have Easter pics up by May. Farty Pants Twins = Rock Stars. Reese and her Mommy. Dad2twins in a very small chair. addthis_url = read more
My kids are freaks, the return.
Dad2twins | March 27th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
You may, or may not remember this post. Well the garbage bags have returned as a fashion accessory at our house. I have no idea why the Farty Pants twins are obsessed with the garbage bags, but I have new evidence that my girls are either very forwar read more
Places I’m sure Dad2twins is being censored….
Dad2twins | March 24th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
It has become apparent to me that the official blog of the Farty Pants Twins is being censored. Yes, Dad2twins is being censored! I am just a little bit peeved about this and I am not going to take this lying down. While using my government approved read more
diable en boîte….
Dad2twins | March 17th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
In French, this translates to Devil in a boot or Boot with a devil. What am I talking about? The history of this cute (I say creepy) little toy: I hate these. First of all clowns freak me the f*ck out. I have never liked clowns. I have always thought read more
Knock, Knock…. Have you heard this before?
Dad2twins | March 6th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
Kiera is currently obsessed with this joke. Kiera: Knock, Knock? Me: Who’s there? Kiera: me! Me: Me who? Kiera: Me too! hahahaha. Yeah, I don’t get it either, but she thinks this is the funniest joke ever. Even at 4:00 am when she wakes read more
It’s a bonus day for blogging. Some stuff I have to look forwar…
Dad2twins | February 29th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
Well happy bonus blogging day. I just made that up. So, it is February 29th. Happy Birthday to all the leap year babies. Is it really true you only age every four years? How cool would that be, unless you are waiting to turn 21. It would take about 8 read more
Big Pimp’n…..toddler style
Dad2twins | February 26th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
Here is one of the Farty Pants twins doing the big pimp’n look for her Auntie Andrea. She is wearing her great Grandma’s costume jewelry and flashing the hometown gang signs toddler style. I think I need to start saving for bail. addt read more
Sister Power…..Farty Pants Style
Dad2twins | February 20th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
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We have a new fun* word in our house….
Dad2twins | February 20th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
Firef*ck. (edited for the blog) This is a Farty Pants Twins word for firetruck. There is a fire station near our house so we see firef*cks often. There is absolutely nothing I can do to get them to change their pronunciation at this point. Only time read more
We told them to just say “No”….
Dad2twins | February 15th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
My kids are dealing with a bully. This bully happens to be the child of one of my wifes friends. This little girl is my kids age and they often play together. This little girl is a sweet girl when she is NOT hitting my kids or any kids in the vicinit read more
It’s Piglet and Rabbit to you and me….
Dad2twins | February 5th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
My children have informed me that they now answer to the following names: Kiera is now Rabbit and…. Reese is now Piglet. I guess they have been watching too much Winnie the Pooh. But the funny thing is…. it fits them perfectly. addthi read more
My kids are freaks….
Dad2twins | January 31st 2008 by Lance Hulsey
Here is Kiera dancing away in our kitchen area wearing a garbage bag as clothing. She uses the straps as suspenders. Reese is a little slow catching on but then runs to Mom to get her own bag. We do actually clothe these children. I swear. Copyrigh read more
Charles Perrault, he is better known to you as…
Dad2twins | January 29th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
I was playing with the Farty Pants Twins this morning and we were doing the “This little piggy” thing with their toes. You know the one, “This little piggy went to market This little piggy went home This little piggy had roast beef read more
Britney’s behavior has invaded my house…
Dad2twins | January 28th 2008 by Lance Hulsey
My girls have no idea who Britney Spears is. They don’t know that she contributes $120 million to our economy. They don’t show up to dinner drunk or on pills or spouting uncontrollably. Well okay, maybe they do spout uncontrollably. Tonig read more
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