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Funny jokes-Monkey in the plane
Best funny jokes | December 19th 2009 by rajesh
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and read more
Christmas Humor, Jokes, and Pics
Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog | December 18th 2009 by Blakk Frogg
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, ya’ self-righteous maggots! Time to celebrate the upcoming Christmas Holiday with some Christmas humor, funny Christmas pics and other stuff that more or less makes fun of Christmas! Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…you lik read more
Girls night out
hairstyles | December 18th 2009 by topictc
Girls night outTwo women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one read more
Funny Joke - Why should you leave the hubby at home?
Kill My Day Now | December 18th 2009 by Jay Puri
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from W read more
Carbon Dioxide Makes Champagne Sparkle [Headlines]
Gawker | December 18th 2009 by Mark Watson
Okay, global warming. But on the other hand... [WSJ] read more
Funny Joke - Letter from Management
Kill My Day Now | December 18th 2009 by Jay Puri
Dear Staff,Due to the current financial situation, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).Persons who opt for being RAPED can ap read more
Funny Joke - Second Opinion
Kill My Day Now | December 18th 2009 by Jay Puri
The doctor said, "Woody, the good news is I can cure your headaches.The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on Your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. Th read more
Funny Joke - Staying true!
Kill My Day Now | December 18th 2009 by Jay Puri
A guy comes home dead tired from working a twelve- hour day and collapses in bed.He's just about asleep when his wife rolls over and says, "What would you do if I told you that you had a beautiful, sexy, horny woman lying next to you?"He replied. "Do read more
Funny Joke - Bar joke
Kill My Day Now | December 18th 2009 by Jay Puri
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.He sits down and places the bag on the counter.The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.He reach read more
Funny Joke - The student
Kill My Day Now | December 18th 2009 by Jay Puri
One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.Didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note:"Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we weremuch younger read more
Funny Joke - Women Opinion
Kill My Day Now | December 18th 2009 by Jay Puri
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me." read more
Funny Joke - Ultimate Insult!
Kill My Day Now | December 18th 2009 by Jay Puri
Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."The man says: "I think you' read more
Funny Joke - An arm and a leg
Kill My Day Now | December 18th 2009 by Jay Puri
In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices cha read more
Funny Joke - Bubble in the bath
Kill My Day Now | December 18th 2009 by Jay Puri
A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her introduction, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.She said, "Let's start with the boys first".The boys start giving their read more
FUNNY JOKES CLOTHING
Short Funny Jokes | December 18th 2009 by David Jones
One morning as Mark Twain returned from a neighborhood morning call, sans necktie, his wife met him at the door with the exclamation: "There, Sam, you have been over to the Stowes's again without a necktie! It's really disgraceful the way you neglect read more
Mother-in-law!!
HumorAddict | December 16th 2009 by Millie
Today I picked up my mother-in-law at the airport. She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well. So when I saw her I said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!" read more
Bee Sting
HumorAddict | December 16th 2009 by Millie
"Please doctor, you've got to help me! I've been stung by a bee.""Don't worry, I'll put some cream on it.""You'll never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.""You don't understand. I'll put some cream on the place where you were stung.""Under read more
A new kind of bait
HumorAddict | December 16th 2009 by Millie
A fisherman is returning home with several large fish in his creel. A guy comes along and asks, "You been fishing?""Uh, yeah.""What bait you using?""Chewin' tobacco.""How'd you use chewin' tobacco as bait?""I put the tobacco on the hook and drop the read more
Great joke on Matamatical Equation
Funny Jokes | December 15th 2009 by Aoudumbar Tanpure
Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time ? Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know ho read more
Matador special
FunBlog - Funny jokes, funny pictures | December 15th 2009 by Femina
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little dive next to the venue called “The Matador”. As he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants he sees a waiter bring a read more
Funny jokes-The Lie Detector
Best funny jokes | December 15th 2009 by rajesh
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed wa read more
Tail light on bike
FunBlog - Funny jokes, funny pictures | December 14th 2009 by Femina
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, “Nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid said, “Yeah.R read more
The day before Christmas
FunBlog - Funny jokes, funny pictures | December 12th 2009 by Femina
It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t read more
Funny jokes-Watchdog
Best funny jokes | December 10th 2009 by rajesh
Harold’s new job had him working really late. He decides to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to the pet store and asks for a doberman. The employee said, “If its a guard dog you want I have a dog just for you.” The man walks to th read more
Daily Mood: Jokes, Oddly Enough (December 10 2009)
The Seferm Post | December 9th 2009 by Seferm Post
"Hey, are you guys excited about the U.N. climate change conference in Copenhagen? Yeah! President Obama said the U.S. can reduce carbon emissions by 17 percent by the year 2020. Then he was like, 'Of course, by then, I'll be out of office, so I can read more
Learn How To Let Go Of Stress With Laugher
High Quality via.com | December 9th 2009 by Kristijan Mišković
Learn How To Let Go Of Stress With Laugher Stress is something that is in all of our lives and is difficult to deflect. For many of us there are so many problems with work and in the home that it can be so challenging to avoid the strains that come w read more
Helping A Sexy Babe In Mini Skirt
ImageLuv Blog | December 9th 2009 by James
When you see a sexy babe in a tight spot because of her mini skirt, you will definitely give a helping hand, especially when she has inadvertently unzipped your pants… lol. read more
Just plain dumb
FunBlog - Funny jokes, funny pictures | December 9th 2009 by Femina
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses. The blonde says to the redhead, “isn’t that your husband coming carrying all those ros read more
The Unknown Package
HumorAddict | December 8th 2009 by Millie
I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions."Has anyone given you any packages you didn't pack your read more
Joke of the day - 12/8/09
Roadhead Rules | December 8th 2009 by Roadhead Rules
Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A. A salad shooter read more
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